Who is she?

-By Huracan

In the forums she seem happy, cheerful and so very sweet
In command she is driven, willful and refuses to be beat

I cannot for the life of me figure her out.
Who are you Jennifer? And what are you about?

What is her reason for being so purposeful in this MMO.
Who or what are you hiding from in this place we call WOW?

Who is this woman who seems to be such a contradiction of personalities?
I’ve had heard say more then once, that earning a spot is more then just a formality

She leads a rowdy bunch of raiders she calls Premonition
Attempting to join up with her and her bunch, could never be a lightly decision

They are relentless, purposeful and can certainly be called hardcore
Once you raided with them you will be sucked in and will always be screaming for more

Don’t click on her link don’t bother to apply.
Unless you’ll be bringing your A game to raid boss inside

They are not for the timid or for the faint of heart
When pounding some Vashj you best do you part.

Don’t be shy on Ventrilo you best call out them adds
If you don’t you’ll find yourself gone, she’s done booted your ass

May be its time to stop trying to figure her out
Can any mortal ever truly understand what any woman is about?

Oh no, it seems I’ve dropped the ball,
My name angrily she is bound to call

My turn to click the cube and I’m dead,
I’ve should have just logged went off to bed

Now this intriguing, and driven woman is yelling, at me?
Why oh why, did I ever stop to ask: Quinnie, who is she?

I Had a Three Way

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")

And now her end is near and so I face her red curtain,
Samora, I am in your rear,
I’ll give you my all, of which I’m certain..
Diavola, 69, we have been going on all day.
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.

Regrets, not a one, except maybe not calling Quinnie,
I did, what you all wanted to do, and saw it through, with my Winnie.
I planned, each heartfelt stroke, each careful spank, along the byway
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.

Yes there were times, I thought I dreamed.
When I couldn’t belive what was happening.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
Sam ate it up and Dia spit it out,
I faced it all, and stood tall,
And had a three way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried,
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.
To think, I did all that, and may I say --- not in a shy way,
"Oh no, oh no not me,
I had a three way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
Two great girls, both oh so hot.
To say the things, he truly feels,
Blindfolded, which one of them kneels.
The record shows, she took the blows ---
And had a three way!

I had a three way.