Grandros

By Manostorgo (Originally "Mandy" by Barry Manilow)


I remember all our raids
Spamming heals with flash of light
A shadow aura up
A rogue wants blessing of might
Hearthing back Ironforge
The Night Elf doesnt know to tank

Stormwind, just another town
Happy Gnomes pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a Paladin
Who never overhealed
you made me so happy, oh Grandros

Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
I need you today, oh Grandros

I'm standing in the Caverns of Time
I rolled away when loot was mine
Caught up in a World of Warcraft raiding
The resist gear is in my bank
And nothing is rhyming, oh Grandros

Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros

Boss’s on phase three, I see the raid warning
Flying on your mount
the raid is calling, oh Grandros

Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros

Youbaicat

By Manostorgo (Originally "Lovecats" by The Cure)


We post like crazy trolls
We couldn't post closer than this
The way we type
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we post

We slip through the forums
While everyone sleeps
Getting smarter and funnier
And wiser and brighter
We type and post and joke all night
Let's go and
Throw all the threads we post

Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!

(Ba ba-da...da da da da da...)

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Stormwind huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Ironforge huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Post after post
Is the only way to chat
And always the right way round
Not smelly like feces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as smart as this

I love you ... let's go
Oh ... little gnome ...
How could we miss someone as smart
As this?


For those that don't know it this should help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vdt7f2YRw

Tanking Queen

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA)

She can tank, She can fight, tanking the time of her life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen

Raid night and the guild chat is slow
Looking out for the instance to go
Where they drop the bright loot, getting in the rep
You come in to look for a boss
Any boss could drop that pattern
Night is young and the threat’s high
With a lot of heals, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...

You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, tanking the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen

You’re a pleaser, you turn ’em around
Leave them burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another boss, any boss will do
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...

You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen

Been Caught Ninja'in

By Manostorgo (Originally "Been Caught Stealing", by Jane's Addiction

I've been caught ninja'in;
once when I was level 35...
I enjoy ninja'in.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something,
I don't want to roll for it.

I hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!

My Night Elf, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a group.
Make sure they forget master loot.
She grabbed Razorfury Mantle
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
She don't want to roll for it.

She hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!

We sat around Ironforge.
We sat and L-O-L'd.
We sat and L-O-L'd and
Posted it into gen chat!
And we did it just like that.
When we want something,
We don't want to roll for it.

We hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey, all right! If I get away, it's mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...

World of Warcraft Dropout

By Manostorgo (Originally "Beauty School Dropout" -- From the play Grease)


Your story sad to tell,
Rootcanal ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent in the guild!
Your toenails so clear now,
But whats left of your game now?
Can't even find a group in trade channel!

Goblins: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

World of Warcraft dropout,
No end game raids for you.
World of Warcraft dropout,,
Missed your attunements and flunked PvP!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your toes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your “hose”
up!

Baby get playing (Baby get playin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the game but not on the hard drive.

If you go for PvP, you could join a arena team.
Turn on your computer and go back to Stormwind!

World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
Hanging around the corner store.
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
It's about time you knew the score.

Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But your toenails make you look like a hooker!

Baby don't avoid it (Don't avoid it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
You know you want to kill acid blobs

Now your mouse cord is curled, your keyboard stored, but still the
forums are cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go back toWorld of Warcraft!

RC don't avoid it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
RC you know it,
Even Dr. Phil’d say the same!

Now I've called the shot, got off the dots, I really gotta
fly!
Gotta be going to that, Tempest Keep, in the sky!

World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now

Premonition

By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Superstition", by Stevie Wonder)


Very Premonitious, writings on the wall,
Very Premonitious, bosses bout to fall,
BC’s 12 months old baby, nailed Lady Vashj
Several hours of raiding, the loots in your packs.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command ,
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way

Very Premonitious, bring your pots and mats,
Rid me of disease, do all that you can,
Keep up Curse of Affliction, keep me healed all night long,
You wanna raid with me, better give some recognition.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way, yeh, yeh.

Very Premonitious, nothin more to slay,
Very Premonitious, the epics on its way,
BC’s 12 months old baby, nailed Lady Vashj
Several hours of raiding, the loots in your packs.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way, yes, yes, yes

Lemmings

By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Memory" from the play CATS)

Twilite, see the Mountain Dew on the counter
And a raid that is waiting
Epic Mounts will fly away
Like the JC I learn to cut my own Dawnstones
I am waiting for the raid

Now Old Ironforge, just before dawn
Through a vendor you can buy a skinning knife
Announces the Druid who has learned cat form
And turns back to a Tree of Life

Lemmings, turn your life to Twilite
Let your Lemmings lead you
Open up, enter in TK
If you down bosses, the epics are waiting
Then a new raid will begin

Lemmings, another raid with Twilite
I can smile at the old raids
I was in all greens back then
I remember when I first saw Serpentshrine
Let the Lemmings raid again

Trinkets, so much better than Smokey’s Lighter
The stale cold smell of Doritos
The final boss dies, another raid is over
Another raid is approaching

Twilite, I must sleep before sunrise
But I want Signet of Eternal Life

Welcome to the Jungle (Style)

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses)

Welcome to Jungle Style
We got fun in this game
We got everything you need
Honey we know the strats
We are the people that can find
Whatever epics you may need
If you got the purples honey
We got your D-E’s

Chorus:
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us bring bosses to their shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you succeed

Welcome to Jungle Style
We take bosses day by day
If you want epics you're gonna succeed
But it's your repair bill that you pay
And we’ve got a very sexy tank
That's very hard to please
You can taste the Flash of Lights
But you won't get them from Priests
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Join me, me, me in Serpentshrine
I, I wanna hear you on vent

Welcome to Jungle Style
It gets better here everyday
Ya learn ta raid like a professional
In Jungle Style where we play
If you find an upgrade for what you need
You'll roll for it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not ninja it from me

Chorus:
And when you're raiding you never
Ever want the server to go down, go down, go down, go down YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in Jungle Style baby
You're not gonna die
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us bring bosses to their shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Join me, me, me in Serpentshrine
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us bring bosses to their shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us take you to BT
It's gonna bring that boss down!
Ha

Resurrection

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of The Beatles - "Revolution")

You say you want a resurrection
Well, you know
We all want to finish the raid
You tell me that it was a disconnection
Well, you know
We all want to finish the raid
But when you talk about spell reflection
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all night
all night, all night

You say you got a raid strat
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for blessing of salvation
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you say you want gold
for another repair bill
All I can tell is brother you have to A-H
Don't you know it's gonna be all night
all night, all night
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the resurrection
Well, you know
We all want to mana up first
You tell me I should spec retribution
Well, you know
You better remove that curse
But if you go on QQ-ing in raid chat
You ain't going to get heals from anyone
Don't you know it's gonna be all night
all night, all night
all night, all night, all night
all night, all night, all night

Gone AFK

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of The Offspring's "Gone Away")

Maybe on another server
I could find you there
Pulled aggro before your time
I can't deal it's so unfair

And it feels
And it feels like
Huracan’s so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone AFK

Camping on your grave
Shows that I still care
But Blackmouth Oil and Hailstone Band
Can't bring back what's taken from me

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could chat in trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Huracan’s so far away
And it stings
Yeah it stings now
The world is so cold
Now that you've gone AFK
Gone AFK, gone AFK, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.

I'll Save Your Soulstone
Whoa. Yeaaaaaeeeaaeah. Mm.

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
Oh please let me chat in trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Huracan’s so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone AFK
Gone AFK, gone AFK, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.
Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.