Spiritmender

By Huracan (Rewrite of "Bartender" by Akon)

Yeah...
Uh-Huh...
Yeah...

Broke up with my guild last night so went to hang with the nubs (so I went to hang with the nubs)
Put on my PvP set to boot and rode in to impress them scrubs
I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show this overworked tank some love
(show me some love)

If you know what I mean...Uh-Huh...
Everyone spammin' me as soon as I join general chat (I joined general chat)
200 level 10 Belfs online and I bet ain't none of them alts (none of them alts)
'Cept for this pretty young Priest that was dancing naked, at bank on top (all the way at the top)
Mami what is your name?

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we hit it off something proper like...

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Got a brand new healer so I feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feels like I just got the rep for a brand new epic ride (new epic ride)
Been grinding higher level zone and letting her die at times (letting her die at times)
I'm Just keeping it real (Uh-huh)
Mami grinding with the scrubs when I can't get free (when I can't get free)
Wednesday night I'm on the waiting list they raid til 3
Everytime I need lowbie pots baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we going to have fun at my spot tonight

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Mami, I'm sure you heard that Horde I rarely come out (ever come out)
Unless I'm main tanking Kara for the big boys to earn some clout
Got a spot on the raid that's empty wanting it to be your spot. (be your spot)
But you leveling hardcore, we can in BG's end up on top. (and I end up on top)
Ain't broke don't think that's why I don't be by Barrens baby
Just looking at you from a distance looking like a god damn star healer (baby)
So Samora don't find out bout' you, follow me from afar (follow me from afar)
'Bout to go bang bang boogie with my cutie when you see me log (see me log)

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And then I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we hit it off something proper like...

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Premonition

By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Superstition", by Stevie Wonder)


Very Premonitious, writings on the wall,
Very Premonitious, bosses bout to fall,
BC’s 12 months old baby, nailed Lady Vashj
Several hours of raiding, the loots in your packs.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command ,
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way

Very Premonitious, bring your pots and mats,
Rid me of disease, do all that you can,
Keep up Curse of Affliction, keep me healed all night long,
You wanna raid with me, better give some recognition.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way, yeh, yeh.

Very Premonitious, nothin more to slay,
Very Premonitious, the epics on its way,
BC’s 12 months old baby, nailed Lady Vashj
Several hours of raiding, the loots in your packs.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way, yes, yes, yes

The Horde Ain't Alright

By Blackish (Rewrite of "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring)

When we first joined the future was so bright
Durotar was so alive
And every noob on the whole damn street
Was gonna raid MC and not be beat

Now the horde is cracked and torn
The noobs have leveled but their lives are worn
How can one server
Swallow so many lives?

WoW ain't free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Past all of the
Retarded BE's...

Unrivaled had a chance, well they really did
Instead they stalled out cause the GM danced naked
CoL still lives on but now they PvP
Still owning face but no more PvE :(

DK committed suicide
TMC x-ferred and died
What the hell is going on?
The cruelest dream - Windrunner..


WoW ain't free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Past all of the
Retarded BE's...

Don't Heal Him Like That

By Luptalorian (Rewrite of "Don't Do Me Like That", by Tom Petty)

I was talkin' with a tank friend of mine,
He said a priest had hurt his pride,
Healed him when his health was low and
Then turned around and went shadow
Then I said, "You better watch your step
Have you seen the casters DPS?
Notice how fast the boss dies,
When it’s melting faces time."

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I do more DPS this way baby.
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
Someday I might need mana honey
Don't heal him like that

Listen honey, can't you see? Baby, you still got VE
So when you’re fightin’ in The Eye
Just let those Mind Blasts fly!
But you know you better watch SW: Death
Or you're gonna get hurt yourself.
But if someone near you dies,
Just remember your spec is fine

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I love my DPS this way baby
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that.
I always need mana honey
Don't heal him like that

Somewhere deep down inside,
You might be thinkin,' "Our tank won’t last that long."

But I haven’t drank a mana pot in the past three raids and,
Baby, he’s got a healthstone I’m sure

(Ba da dum, ba da dum da-da dum)

Listen honey, can't you see? Yes you’ll suck at PvP
But when you’re fightin’ in The Eye
Just let those Mind Flays fly!
Go ahead and cast SW: Death
And yes you're gonna hurt yourself
You’re in a healer group this time,
Something tells me you’ll be fine!

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I can’t FD drink now baby
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don’t heal him like that
(repeat, fade out)

Lemmings

By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Memory" from the play CATS)

Twilite, see the Mountain Dew on the counter
And a raid that is waiting
Epic Mounts will fly away
Like the JC I learn to cut my own Dawnstones
I am waiting for the raid

Now Old Ironforge, just before dawn
Through a vendor you can buy a skinning knife
Announces the Druid who has learned cat form
And turns back to a Tree of Life

Lemmings, turn your life to Twilite
Let your Lemmings lead you
Open up, enter in TK
If you down bosses, the epics are waiting
Then a new raid will begin

Lemmings, another raid with Twilite
I can smile at the old raids
I was in all greens back then
I remember when I first saw Serpentshrine
Let the Lemmings raid again

Trinkets, so much better than Smokey’s Lighter
The stale cold smell of Doritos
The final boss dies, another raid is over
Another raid is approaching

Twilite, I must sleep before sunrise
But I want Signet of Eternal Life

Love Me or Hate Me

-By Diavola (Rewrite of Lady Shadow Queen's "Love Me or Hate Me")

Yeah,
It's officially the hottest warlock in the game.
I dunno,
Make way for the Di-Ah-Vee.

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, gank you!
x2

I'm here to start a riot.
Yes, in fact my mount is flyin.
And I ain't got the biggest dot damage, but I cast all the highest crits.
I got 1k DPS, but I don't brag around like this.
I cast a big sexy s-bolt that packs a nasty hit.

Ugh!
Never cast a fire spell.
Take them off my bars, I yell.
I'm the one with the nine demons from hell.
Now I don't really give a....Ugh!

I'm missing my holy priest guy.
Like my guild tank Tharamis missin his target.
I'm missing my RD fighters,
But bow down to Her Panda Highness.

No! I don't own a War Staff.
Had the Mindblade, DE'd cause I ignored it.
Go on then, go on adore me,
I'm griefing, try and report me!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, gank you!
x2

I'm that funky little nublock with the epicest gears.
I just like running with my Pandas.
I make Horde run with my fears.
Whoops, Got good at this game.
A little un lady-like,
What can I say?

What a shock, I'm a lock, me, I love the @#$%.
You know what? I'm kidding, yeah!
Not everybody's entitled to be Champion,
The Naaru love me and damn so do the men.
I'm the shadow girl, the baddest girl
I'll make you lag until you hurl.
Love my girls Gamma (Sam and Quinn.)
Yeah, I do dig Joobs' stories.
And it's true I want all the glory.
Go on then, come on adore me,
I'm griefing, try and report me.

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, gank you!
x2

Love me or hate me.
Love me or hate me.

So I can't tank and I really can't heal.
I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Shadow Queen
So I can't tank and I really can't heal.
I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Shadow Queen

Welcome to Gnomeregan

-By Rootcanal ("Welcome to Paradise", from Green Day)

Manos, life is better out here,
It's been three whole months
since I last logged in
A class on culture helped me hook up
And now I wonder why I took so long
and now I'll never be alone!

Chorus:
Pay no attention to those dumb trogs
and the leper gnomes
some call it suck, some call it fun
I want to take you through a wasteland
I'd like to call my own
Welcome to Gnomeregan

Ferrix, I guess I just got married
It's been like six months
since I tied that fateful knot.
Had a fight with the wife over wineries;
and of course I'm sorry and I was wrong
I'm sorry and I was wrong!

Chorus:
Pay no attention to those dumb trogs
and the leper gnomes
some call it suck, some call it fun
I want to take you through a wasteland
I'd like to call my own
Welcome to Gnomeregan

Girls Just Want to have Fun

-By Samora (Rewrite of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls just want to have fun")

I sign online just before twilight
Quinnie says “What are you guys raiding tonight?”
Oh fellow tank
We are the progressing ones
And girls
They wanna have fun
Oh, girls
Just wanna have fun

A lock has to tank the Blind leo fight
They pick Diavola to get it done right
Oh, Dia, dear
You know DPS is way more fun
And girls,
They just wanna have fu-un
Oh, girls just wanna have
That’s all they really want
Some fun

But when the tanking needs to be done
Oh, girls
They wanna have fu-un
Oh, girls
Just wanna have fun

Girls,
They want
Wanna have fun
Girls
Wanna have

Some guilds take a tanking girl
And hide her away from the azeroth world
I wanna be the one to get the raids done
Oh, girls
They wanna have fu-un
Oh, girls,
Just wanna have
That’s all they really want
Some fun

When the tanking needs to be done
Oh, girls,
Just wanna have fun,
Oh, girls just wanna have fun

Welcome to the Jungle (Style)

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses)

Welcome to Jungle Style
We got fun in this game
We got everything you need
Honey we know the strats
We are the people that can find
Whatever epics you may need
If you got the purples honey
We got your D-E’s

Chorus:
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us bring bosses to their shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you succeed

Welcome to Jungle Style
We take bosses day by day
If you want epics you're gonna succeed
But it's your repair bill that you pay
And we’ve got a very sexy tank
That's very hard to please
You can taste the Flash of Lights
But you won't get them from Priests
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Join me, me, me in Serpentshrine
I, I wanna hear you on vent

Welcome to Jungle Style
It gets better here everyday
Ya learn ta raid like a professional
In Jungle Style where we play
If you find an upgrade for what you need
You'll roll for it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not ninja it from me

Chorus:
And when you're raiding you never
Ever want the server to go down, go down, go down, go down YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in Jungle Style baby
You're not gonna die
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us bring bosses to their shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Join me, me, me in Serpentshrine
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us bring bosses to their shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In Jungle Style
Welcome to Jungle Style
Watch us take you to BT
It's gonna bring that boss down!
Ha

Samolicious

-By Samora (Fergi's "Fergalicious")

Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The shield that I'm slammin’ is ferocious

Samolicious definition make them bosses die
They want my tankin’ so they get their loot from The Eye.
You could heal me, you can't feel me.
I ain't dainty, I ain't fainty.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Bosses come and go like seasons.

Samolicious (so delicious)
But I ain't innocuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All I am is ambitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on cock block
And they be lining down the block just to heal what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on cock block)
So delicious (they wanna heal all what I got)
I'm Samolicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Samolicious def-,
Samolicious def-,
Samolicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Samolicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Baby (Hey, Baby),
I'm the S to the A, M, O, the R, the A,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.

I'm Samolicious (so delicious)
My sword stay vicious
I be up in The Eye just working on my bizness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' priest on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to heal what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on cock block)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I’m Samolicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some defense.
Maybe then you'll get a chance.
Don’t be hasty, hasty,
I’ll be buffed and racey.
I’m so mighty, mighty,
That I can guarantee.

T to the A, to the N K E Y - girl, you're tankey, T to the A to the N K E Y - girl, you're tankey
F to the E, to the R O C I O U S, to the F, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Sammy.

All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my shield
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

Samolicious (so delicious)
But I ain't innocuous
And if you was suspicious
All I am is ambitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on cock block
And they be lining down the block just to heal what I got (got, got, got)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Samolicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Samolicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the N K E Y - girl, you're tanky. T to the A, to the N K E Y - girl, you're tanky
T to the A, to the N K E Y - girl, you're tanky. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the N K E Y - girl, you're tanky. T to the A, to the N K E Y - girl, you're tanky
T to the A, to the N K E Y - girl, you're tanky. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

No Longer Chosen

-By Huracan *through an alias, this is an original work

How does one win a woman's heart?
Common folk say "Be brave, be honorable and be ambitious.
You be wise to brand them all fools. What they spout is clearly fictitious.
A mortal who thinks that a man chooses a woman, or is given one because of his status or mastery
Well, I present to you a fool, who lies to himself and true love is his enemy

They are never won over with brave words or promises of heroic actions,
they are not that simplistic
They chose us long before we choose them,
humbling it be, but more realistic

You can offer castles, sweet melodies or just boast your prowess and might
be a wiser choice to humbly offer together, conquering the chill of night
Choose the proud path at your peril, for if you do
fate may laugh at you

Years ago when she was about to walk way, for no real reason it seemed
I inscribed words of love and read them aloud, waiting for her to face beam
She smiled and she kissed me, while her tears flowed for all to see
Although while confirming, with me, she could no longer be

Being without her haunted me for hundreds of days.
How to leave this world early, I imagined many ways.

My soul felt cold, my heart seemed frozen
Til that fateful day, when I discovered
Never replaced, just no longer chosen.

Lopeppe's Mom, Has Got it Goin' On

-By Commanderson (Rewrite of "Stacy's Mom" by Foutains of Wayne)
(Background: About 15 months ago when Sheila Lopeppe came on the forums and apologized for him being a ninja a$$-hat)

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on

Sheila, can I come on over once I cast this spell (cast this spell)
We can hang around out back by the moonwell (by the moonwell)
Did your mom get back from her run for Hyjal rep? (Hyjal rep)
Is she there, or is she trying to give Rage the slip? (give Rage the slip)

You know, Lopeppe's the same boy that he used to be
No nutsack has descended, oh baby can't you see...

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Sheila, can't you see that you're just the tank for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Lopeppe's mom

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on

Sheila, do you remember when I trapped that trash? (trapped that trash)
Then I MD'd you on the pull of Vashj (pull of Vashj)

I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You dropped mad DPS over there" (DPS over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since you got the /gkick, your mom could use a guy like me...

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Lopeppe, can't you see, you are still a ninja freak;
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Lopeppe's mom.

Pandemonium

-by Tharamis (Rewrite of Animals, "House of the Rising Sun")

There is a guild on Windrunner
Pandemonium
And its led to gearing up many a poor boy
And God, I know, I’m one

My healer is a tailor
She sewed my mooncloth bags
My hunter is a gamblin’ man
Raids with Aussie lags

Now the only thing a warrior needs
Is a healer and shield
Aggro warning for the dps
Tanks drunk, please learn to yield.

------ organ solo ------

Forum readers please listen
If you want to have lots of fun
Spend your lives in sin and raids
With Pandemonium

Well, I got one foot on the griffin
The other foot on the ground
Heading back to Tempest Keep
VR will certainly pound

Well, there is a guild on Windrunner
Pandemonium
And its led to gearing up many a poor boy
And God, I know, I’m one.

Oh, What a 'Lock

Keyboards and Vocals: Joobius (Also rewritten by Joobius)
Backing vocals: Tharamis, Optlmus, Steve, Sarrina
Guitar: Smysron
Bass: Zzoodd
Drums: Sephies

Setting up outside her window, we serenade her with the following song, set to "Oh, What A Night" by Frankey Valli (and the Four Seasons)
(listen: http://www.seeqpod.com/music/?plid=70fafba9c1)


Oh what a 'lock.
Mid-November back in oh seven,
She laughed on vent, and then I knew heaven,
As I remember what a 'lock.

Oh what a 'lock
Gruul's, TK, and then some S-S-C
Alts on Bloodmyst, and premade BGs
What a lady, what a 'lock

Oh, I...I got a funny feeling when she joined with our guild,
And while, while we talked something inside me thrilled.

(Oh what a 'lock!)
Trials of Naaru, and world PvP
She was everything a 'lock should be
Sweet surrender, what a 'lock.

{Keyboard solo}

I felt her shadowbolts go right through all my armor,
when we attacked each other in Nagrand's arena.

(Oh what a 'lock!)

{Bass solo}

Oh I...got a funny feeling when she joined with our guild
and while, while we talked something inside me thrilled!

(Oh what a 'lock!)
Kibler's Bits for Chairman every day.
She could crit me every single way.
What a lady, what a 'lock!

{Keyboard solo}

I felt her shadowbolts go right through all my armor,
When we attacked each other in Nagrand's arena.

Oh, what a 'lock!
(Doo doo doo do do, doo doo doo, do do)
Oh, what a 'lock!
(Doo doo doo do do, doo doo doo, do do)
Oh, what a 'lock!
(Doo doo doo do do, doo doo doo, do do)
Oh, what a 'lock!
(Doo doo doo do do, doo doo doo, do do)

---

Oh, Sammy Sammy

-By Diavola (Brittney Spear's "Hit Me Baby, One More Time")

Oh Sammy Sammy
Oh Sammy Sammy

Oh Sammy baby, how was I supposed to know
That I was critting that bolt
I should have shattered, I shouldn't have pulled aggro
And now I'm out of soul shards
Show me how you intervene me
Tell me baby, cuz I need some Omen, oh because

My DPS is killin me (and I)
I must beg you, please intervene (intervene!)
When I'm not with you I lose my life
Give me a sign, tank me baby one more time!

Oh Sammy baby, the reason I breathe is you
Girl you've got mobs sheild-slammed
Oh Sammy baby, there's no spell that I wouldn't cast
Please do me in every stance

Show me how you intervene me
Tell me baby cuz I need some Omen, oh because

My DPS is killin me (and I)
I must beg you, please intervene (intervene!)
When I'm not with you I lose my life
Give me a sign, tank me baby one more time!

Oh Sammy Sammy.
Oh Sammy Sammy.

Oh Sammy Sammy, how was I supposed to know?
I should have shattered, I shouldn't have pulled aggro.
I must confess that my DPS
Is killin me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you don't need heals
You're the real deal, tank me baby one more time

My DPS is killin me (and I)
I must beg you, please intervene (intervene!)
When I'm not with you I lose my life
Give me a sign, tank me baby one more time!

I must confess (my DPS) epic DPS
(is killing me) is killing me now
(I must beg you) Oh Sam (please intervene) Oh, please intervene!
Oh please girl be here (I'll lose my life)
And give me a sign...
Tank me baby one more time!

Resurrection

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of The Beatles - "Revolution")

You say you want a resurrection
Well, you know
We all want to finish the raid
You tell me that it was a disconnection
Well, you know
We all want to finish the raid
But when you talk about spell reflection
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all night
all night, all night

You say you got a raid strat
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for blessing of salvation
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you say you want gold
for another repair bill
All I can tell is brother you have to A-H
Don't you know it's gonna be all night
all night, all night
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the resurrection
Well, you know
We all want to mana up first
You tell me I should spec retribution
Well, you know
You better remove that curse
But if you go on QQ-ing in raid chat
You ain't going to get heals from anyone
Don't you know it's gonna be all night
all night, all night
all night, all night, all night
all night, all night, all night

In The End

-By Huracan

(It starts with)
Let's think / let's figure out why
We shouldn't wipe every time we try
I can't lag behind / must focus this time
Repairs cost us time

All I know
time is a valuable thing
Wife aggro goes up as the pendulum swings
Her aggro gets worse at the end of the day
While infeeble ticks life away
Its so unreal

Threat should be low
Fade should send threat right out the window
Wish she'd hold off / I can't match her aggro
Not focused at all
Mmmm...just to watch her go

Can't keep my lust inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
How can this be / a problem with me / Dreani shouldn't be that sexy
(I tried so hard)
and got this far
But in the end
We wiped, it didn't even matter

threat has to fall
Please lose it all
Or in the end
We'll wipe, then it doesn't even matter

Let's think / let's figure out why
We shouldn't wipe every time we try
I can't lag behind / must focus this time
I should remind myself
How we tried so hard

Right, I spam devaste but he keeps blocking me
treats me like part of his property
Use shatter at times / don't compete with me
I’m surprised we got so far

Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize WoW anymore
Can't play how you did back then.
Btw, heal spec is slavery
In the end

Can't keep my lust inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
How can this be / a problem with me / Dreani shouldn't be that sexy
(I tried so hard)
and got this far
But in the end
We wiped, it didn't even matter

threat has to fall
Please lose it all
Or in the end
We'll wipe, then it doesn't even matter

(Quinnie moaned)
I've put my trust in you
Pushed my skills as far they can go
Trouble is
Shadow spec is all aggro

I've put my trust in you
Pushed my skills as far as they can go
Trouble is
Shadow spec is all aggro

(I replied)
I tried so hard
to get this far
but in the end, (I'm just a man)
it didn't even matter

threat has to fall
Please lose it all
Or in the end
We'll wipe, then it doesn't even matter

Sexy Quinnie

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")

Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee
Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee

Your mind flay hits and the mob is done
Your S. word pain ticks for a metric ton
Your fortitude buff gives me stam up the rear
There’s not an instance that I know we can’t clear

Some sweet draenei momma with the spellstrike hood
Cast the vamp embrace and healed me up good
Well I got good news, she’s a hot cast-er
She dots. Channels, and knows how to fear.

Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee
Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee

She pulls into Shat on her griffon
Even the NPCs know that she is the one
She helps me do things two tanks just can’t do
Sorry Samora, gotta spread my woo
Yes I do

Standing in front, couldn’t not notice her ass
Grace, knowledge, beauty, no other can surpass
She explains the fight, make sure you know the land
Progressing all the time, you all better understand

Gone AFK

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of The Offspring's "Gone Away")

Maybe on another server
I could find you there
Pulled aggro before your time
I can't deal it's so unfair

And it feels
And it feels like
Huracan’s so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone AFK

Camping on your grave
Shows that I still care
But Blackmouth Oil and Hailstone Band
Can't bring back what's taken from me

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could chat in trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Huracan’s so far away
And it stings
Yeah it stings now
The world is so cold
Now that you've gone AFK
Gone AFK, gone AFK, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.

I'll Save Your Soulstone
Whoa. Yeaaaaaeeeaaeah. Mm.

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
Oh please let me chat in trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Huracan’s so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone AFK
Gone AFK, gone AFK, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.
Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.

WoW Week

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of BNL's "One Week")

Its been, one month since I clicked inspect
Sent a tell to give a tip and talk ‘bout prot spec,
Took time to gain your respect.
Then a cow came and me you began to neglect,
Five days praying me you’d select,
Just wanted to be the affectioned object
Yesterday you smiled at me,
Hopefully this song makes bull boy angry.

Hold it cow, and watch the main tank,
As I make healers stop an thank,
You’ll think you’re looking at superman
I’ll make you miss or hit the dish, wonder if I really exist
I likethe crawfish cause it gives me an extra thirty stam,
Bright like the Naaru light when I forum write
Bigger than Twilite
Cause I’m all about pandamonium
My rogues got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You know my locks are going to DoT you.
Dailies make bank so I can afford to tank
Please don’t make me hafta shank
I like Samora, she’s the finest of the flavors
Read every post, flamed up to toast
My boast is roast,
She is so dangerous, you’ll have to sign a waiver.

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying not to hit LOL though I feel bad,
I’m the kind of guy that rips on dumb jerks,
I know you know what I mean
You’ve seen all my works,
I have a tendency of sending you tells too much,
But you may like it and I hope as such.

Its been two weeks since drunk ZG,
You figured out Health care is how to rib me
One week since you questioned me,
Called into play my lack of genuinity,
Not long before I responded,
I agreed and said I will follow where ever you led
Once again I hit on you,
And now I sit back and wait till you say I have no clue.

It is now night, the raid be kicking
Grab Al’ar’s drumstick, mmm tastes like chicken,
Watchin’ VR Get his Orbs on, got a new T5 to don,
Now we are on to Solarion
Like mc chris I’m rhyming geek style,
Forum haters revile
Like gobstoppers, guaranteed to last all night
Like whitelight I throw mad heals
Okay I don’t throw heals,
But I bandage when I can in a fight
Gonna get a khorium champion
Gonna put a weapon chain on
Just to be happy pvp no more disarm on me,
Gotta impress the hell outta Samora,
Cause that Nelf Tank has the boom sexy brain,
Makes me thinks stuff all naughty

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying not to hit LOL though I feel bad,
I’m the kind of guy that rips on dumb jerks,
I know you know what I mean
You’ve seen my works,
I have a tendency of sending you tells too much,
But you may like it and I hope as such.

Give me, one lunch break and you will see
That my cup runneth over with fun and creativity
Log on, whenever you’re down,
I’ll blood rage, intercept, and then one-shot that frown
Tonight is our drink-a-zhan
Grab some guildies and then our vent you should get on,
Everyday you will smile at me,
And I hope all hopes that I never have to say I’m sorry,
Hope that I never have to say I’m sorry
Hope that I never have to say I’m sorry
Come tonight, I’ll guarantee a party
Hope that I never have to say I’m sorry

Itemizer

-By Huracan (Rewrite of "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven)

I zone in so nervously
Like I care what they think
I wish someone was healing me

But so far the drops have not been good
It's been all kitty
And some Rogue rolled on it, come on you knew they would

This raid has got to be
The drunkest bunch
I wish it was just her and me

Well Samora is still imagining
my dark sexy face
not Tharamis' face
or a shiny new mace

Well I'm well itemized,
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

I hold out for one more boss
Before I think
I'm looking to log off

But so far the raids been fun
I'll should just stay on
They usually go, up until they see the sun

This zone will hopefully
Be on farm in three weeks
Won't the raid just love me

Well Samora is still imagining
my dark sexy face
not Tharamis' face
or a shiny new mace

Well I'm well itemized
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

Well I'm well itemized
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could look like that? It could be fake who knows?

Invite me to the Raid

-By Huracan (Rewrite of Evanessence's "Bring Me to Life")

How can you be in my guild like we have an open door?
Leading you down into the Core.
Where I become so numb,
(raiding without a bot).
Raiding Kara now seems like an after thought

(invite me to the raid)
Invite me to the raid and get me on your Vent
(Omg! I can’t log on)
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Omg, this ain’t no fun.

Now that I know what I’m like all red
Cause to the Lurker I’ve fed
Damn you Panda
Damn you…..
You just can’t boot me from the raid
After all gold I’ve paid

(invite me to the raid)
Invite me to the raid
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Omg this ain’t no fun.

All of this time I can’t believe I couldn’t see
That Nightbane’s aggro never falls on me
I’ve been wiping a thousand times it seems
Got to open my eyes and aggro everything

My healer yelled, without a voice, without a soulstone
“Don’t let me die here all alone”
There must be something more

(invite me to the raid)
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Why are my jeans undone?
Omg, this ain’t no fun.

Thamaris yelled at me on Vent
Demanded gold for repairs be sent
All of this time can’t believe I couldn’t see.
there’s nothing in PvE, that’s better then PvP.
(I’ve been living a lie)
(there is no epic you can't just buy)

(invite me to the raid)
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Why are my jeans undone?
Omg, this ain’t no fun.

MT of P.A.N.D.A.

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Harry Chapin's "W.O.L.D.")


Hello Samora, it’s me
What did you think when you saw me accept the invite?
What did the dps say when they knew I was back and going to tank Leo?
Remember how we ran through Karazahn,
And I said, ‘this is the role for me’
And how I got the aggro in the MT spot, and you kept thunderclaping for me?
We were two kids, and I was into heroic runs,
But I just had to pug around,
Its been ages since I left the raid,
Let me tell you ‘bout what’s gone down

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

The drinking I did on my last big run, made my tps low,
They said they liked the feral tank when they needed more aggro.
So I ran with nubs in many terrible pugs, to do late night badge runs,
Then I headed back towards home again, when I learned to use my stuns
Thats how main tanking goes

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

I’ve been making extra money doing normal daily quests,
I’m a big time pug MT,
You should see me running with the little nooblings,
And listen to them praise me,
Got a spot on my new tanking helm, begging for a meta gem,
And a big repair bill from going afk
Blizz says their never gonna go away,

Sometimes I get this crazy dream
That I can solo Prince Malchezaar
But you can add 20,000 healh, but no dps gets no where far,
I’ve been thinking that I should quit warrior MTing,
And roll that prot pally.
Maybe I could settle down, if Samora’d take me back once more?

Ok, Honey I see,
I guess the bull’s better than me,
You don’t have to worry I’m such a happy man
P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, MONIUM!

I am the main tank, of Pandamonium!

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A

Tharamis again replies

-by Tharamis (rewrite of Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline)

Where it began,
I think it was the forums
I knew for a fact we’d get along
Was in Shatt’rath
On top of the Scryer rise
Never believed you be so strong.

Hands, writing songs,
Reachin’ out, trying to, to woo you
Sweet Samora,
I never thought that I could
Be so inspired
To write songs that are this good

But now I’m … Looking at WoW,
And it don’t seem so massive,
We could raid with only two.
And when I tank,
You could taunt it off me
Bandages heal for more with you.

Sword, parryin’ sword,
Shield blockin’, no need, for master loot
Sweet Samora,
I never thought that I could
Be so inspired
To write songs that are this good

Oh, no, no

Sweet Samora
ZG never seemed so good
Sweet Samora,
I believed it never could
Sweet Samora.........

Where has she gone?

-By Huracan

Many days have passed, many lives have expired
Souls become dust, their energies exhausted like logs in a fire
My eyes have grown weary from scouring the horizon
For love, for passion, for the woman who might have this poor bison

Where has she gone, no word has been left
Perhaps she found love, while my soul alone wept
Does she fear me or worse, abhor me?
Am I a fool, should I simply let her be?

Come my love, lets us gamble against insurmountable odds
Embrace the destiny prewritten and willed by the gods

Disrobe, remove thy armor, and cast aside thy shield
Fear not child,
Love is the pinnacle power two souls can wield.

Will you dare accept my hand, dare welcome my embrace?
Allow your being in my arms, be set ablaze.

Though there may be a vision, of a future haunted by the past
Our children will triumph and forge a peace, at long last.
Factions rise while kingdoms fall, because foolish mortals seek to conquer all.

There is no malice in my thoughts or actions;
I care not of men or their feeble Factions.
Samora, come take my hand, become one with me
Let the future unfold, let our sons and daughters be

Enter Tharamis

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow by Fleetwood Mac)

If you log on and don’t want to smile,
If it takes just a little while,
Bring up the forums give em a post,
In a second she’ll respond to your boast,

Don’t stop, thinking about Samora,
Don’t stop, her post is right here,
It’ll be, funnier than yours,
You’ve just been flamed; you’ve just been flamed.

Start to think about how you’ll respond,
Just remember you can’t drop the F-bomb,
If you thought life was bad for you,
Just wait and see what Samora will do.

Don’t stop, thinking about Samora,
Don’t stop, her post is right here,
It’ll be, funnier than yours,
You’ve just been flamed; you’ve just been flamed.

All you want is to make her smile,
Even if it takes just a little while,
Thank god for FR an their GM,
It is so easy to make fun of them,

Don’t stop, thinking about Samora,
Don’t stop, her post is right here,
It’ll be, funnier than yours,
You’ve just been flamed; you’ve just been flamed.

Please hurry write back,
Please hurry write back.

The response

-By Huracan (an original I believe)

My dearest angel, I'm sorry but we cannot be
I will not stand idle while you renounce your Faction, for all to see.

Our love we cannot fuel, our passions we cannot express
No matter how tempting you may be, in a wedding dress.

In my heart you will always reside
Nothing Azeroth can ever force my feelings for you aside.

March ownward fair lady,
Continue your tanking journey my love,
Tank with passion and rage,
While looking as innocent as a dove

If flagged you ever be
The thrust of my sword is simply an expression of love for thee.
if by skill you parry me
Dumb luck, I failed to marry thee.

What started it all (I think)

-By Samora

Two factions, both alike in dignity,
In fair Azeroth, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their allies' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their allies' rage,
Which, but their friend's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

I couldn't resist.

O Huracan, Huracan, wherefore art thou Hurcan?
Deny thy faction and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be an Alliance.