I Had a Three Way

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")

And now her end is near and so I face her red curtain,
Samora, I am in your rear,
I’ll give you my all, of which I’m certain..
Diavola, 69, we have been going on all day.
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.

Regrets, not a one, except maybe not calling Quinnie,
I did, what you all wanted to do, and saw it through, with my Winnie.
I planned, each heartfelt stroke, each careful spank, along the byway
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.

Yes there were times, I thought I dreamed.
When I couldn’t belive what was happening.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
Sam ate it up and Dia spit it out,
I faced it all, and stood tall,
And had a three way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried,
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.
To think, I did all that, and may I say --- not in a shy way,
"Oh no, oh no not me,
I had a three way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
Two great girls, both oh so hot.
To say the things, he truly feels,
Blindfolded, which one of them kneels.
The record shows, she took the blows ---
And had a three way!

I had a three way.

Pandemonium

-by Tharamis (Rewrite of Animals, "House of the Rising Sun")

There is a guild on Windrunner
Pandemonium
And its led to gearing up many a poor boy
And God, I know, I’m one

My healer is a tailor
She sewed my mooncloth bags
My hunter is a gamblin’ man
Raids with Aussie lags

Now the only thing a warrior needs
Is a healer and shield
Aggro warning for the dps
Tanks drunk, please learn to yield.

------ organ solo ------

Forum readers please listen
If you want to have lots of fun
Spend your lives in sin and raids
With Pandemonium

Well, I got one foot on the griffin
The other foot on the ground
Heading back to Tempest Keep
VR will certainly pound

Well, there is a guild on Windrunner
Pandemonium
And its led to gearing up many a poor boy
And God, I know, I’m one.

Sexy Quinnie

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")

Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee
Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee

Your mind flay hits and the mob is done
Your S. word pain ticks for a metric ton
Your fortitude buff gives me stam up the rear
There’s not an instance that I know we can’t clear

Some sweet draenei momma with the spellstrike hood
Cast the vamp embrace and healed me up good
Well I got good news, she’s a hot cast-er
She dots. Channels, and knows how to fear.

Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee
Seeeeeeee-xy Quiiiiin-niiiieeee

She pulls into Shat on her griffon
Even the NPCs know that she is the one
She helps me do things two tanks just can’t do
Sorry Samora, gotta spread my woo
Yes I do

Standing in front, couldn’t not notice her ass
Grace, knowledge, beauty, no other can surpass
She explains the fight, make sure you know the land
Progressing all the time, you all better understand

WoW Week

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of BNL's "One Week")

Its been, one month since I clicked inspect
Sent a tell to give a tip and talk ‘bout prot spec,
Took time to gain your respect.
Then a cow came and me you began to neglect,
Five days praying me you’d select,
Just wanted to be the affectioned object
Yesterday you smiled at me,
Hopefully this song makes bull boy angry.

Hold it cow, and watch the main tank,
As I make healers stop an thank,
You’ll think you’re looking at superman
I’ll make you miss or hit the dish, wonder if I really exist
I likethe crawfish cause it gives me an extra thirty stam,
Bright like the Naaru light when I forum write
Bigger than Twilite
Cause I’m all about pandamonium
My rogues got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You know my locks are going to DoT you.
Dailies make bank so I can afford to tank
Please don’t make me hafta shank
I like Samora, she’s the finest of the flavors
Read every post, flamed up to toast
My boast is roast,
She is so dangerous, you’ll have to sign a waiver.

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying not to hit LOL though I feel bad,
I’m the kind of guy that rips on dumb jerks,
I know you know what I mean
You’ve seen all my works,
I have a tendency of sending you tells too much,
But you may like it and I hope as such.

Its been two weeks since drunk ZG,
You figured out Health care is how to rib me
One week since you questioned me,
Called into play my lack of genuinity,
Not long before I responded,
I agreed and said I will follow where ever you led
Once again I hit on you,
And now I sit back and wait till you say I have no clue.

It is now night, the raid be kicking
Grab Al’ar’s drumstick, mmm tastes like chicken,
Watchin’ VR Get his Orbs on, got a new T5 to don,
Now we are on to Solarion
Like mc chris I’m rhyming geek style,
Forum haters revile
Like gobstoppers, guaranteed to last all night
Like whitelight I throw mad heals
Okay I don’t throw heals,
But I bandage when I can in a fight
Gonna get a khorium champion
Gonna put a weapon chain on
Just to be happy pvp no more disarm on me,
Gotta impress the hell outta Samora,
Cause that Nelf Tank has the boom sexy brain,
Makes me thinks stuff all naughty

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying not to hit LOL though I feel bad,
I’m the kind of guy that rips on dumb jerks,
I know you know what I mean
You’ve seen my works,
I have a tendency of sending you tells too much,
But you may like it and I hope as such.

Give me, one lunch break and you will see
That my cup runneth over with fun and creativity
Log on, whenever you’re down,
I’ll blood rage, intercept, and then one-shot that frown
Tonight is our drink-a-zhan
Grab some guildies and then our vent you should get on,
Everyday you will smile at me,
And I hope all hopes that I never have to say I’m sorry,
Hope that I never have to say I’m sorry
Hope that I never have to say I’m sorry
Come tonight, I’ll guarantee a party
Hope that I never have to say I’m sorry

MT of P.A.N.D.A.

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Harry Chapin's "W.O.L.D.")


Hello Samora, it’s me
What did you think when you saw me accept the invite?
What did the dps say when they knew I was back and going to tank Leo?
Remember how we ran through Karazahn,
And I said, ‘this is the role for me’
And how I got the aggro in the MT spot, and you kept thunderclaping for me?
We were two kids, and I was into heroic runs,
But I just had to pug around,
Its been ages since I left the raid,
Let me tell you ‘bout what’s gone down

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

The drinking I did on my last big run, made my tps low,
They said they liked the feral tank when they needed more aggro.
So I ran with nubs in many terrible pugs, to do late night badge runs,
Then I headed back towards home again, when I learned to use my stuns
Thats how main tanking goes

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

I’ve been making extra money doing normal daily quests,
I’m a big time pug MT,
You should see me running with the little nooblings,
And listen to them praise me,
Got a spot on my new tanking helm, begging for a meta gem,
And a big repair bill from going afk
Blizz says their never gonna go away,

Sometimes I get this crazy dream
That I can solo Prince Malchezaar
But you can add 20,000 healh, but no dps gets no where far,
I’ve been thinking that I should quit warrior MTing,
And roll that prot pally.
Maybe I could settle down, if Samora’d take me back once more?

Ok, Honey I see,
I guess the bull’s better than me,
You don’t have to worry I’m such a happy man
P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, MONIUM!

I am the main tank, of Pandamonium!

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A

Tharamis again replies

-by Tharamis (rewrite of Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline)

Where it began,
I think it was the forums
I knew for a fact we’d get along
Was in Shatt’rath
On top of the Scryer rise
Never believed you be so strong.

Hands, writing songs,
Reachin’ out, trying to, to woo you
Sweet Samora,
I never thought that I could
Be so inspired
To write songs that are this good

But now I’m … Looking at WoW,
And it don’t seem so massive,
We could raid with only two.
And when I tank,
You could taunt it off me
Bandages heal for more with you.

Sword, parryin’ sword,
Shield blockin’, no need, for master loot
Sweet Samora,
I never thought that I could
Be so inspired
To write songs that are this good

Oh, no, no

Sweet Samora
ZG never seemed so good
Sweet Samora,
I believed it never could
Sweet Samora.........

Enter Tharamis

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow by Fleetwood Mac)

If you log on and don’t want to smile,
If it takes just a little while,
Bring up the forums give em a post,
In a second she’ll respond to your boast,

Don’t stop, thinking about Samora,
Don’t stop, her post is right here,
It’ll be, funnier than yours,
You’ve just been flamed; you’ve just been flamed.

Start to think about how you’ll respond,
Just remember you can’t drop the F-bomb,
If you thought life was bad for you,
Just wait and see what Samora will do.

Don’t stop, thinking about Samora,
Don’t stop, her post is right here,
It’ll be, funnier than yours,
You’ve just been flamed; you’ve just been flamed.

All you want is to make her smile,
Even if it takes just a little while,
Thank god for FR an their GM,
It is so easy to make fun of them,

Don’t stop, thinking about Samora,
Don’t stop, her post is right here,
It’ll be, funnier than yours,
You’ve just been flamed; you’ve just been flamed.

Please hurry write back,
Please hurry write back.