Get This Party Started

By Huracan (Originally "Get The Party Started" by Pink)

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

Get the party started on an SSC night
Everybody's waitin' for me to arrive
Sendin' out the invites to all of my friends
We'll be clearing trashy, in the ugly snake den
I got lots of style, got my gold damage rings
I can raid for hours if you know what I mean, oh

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

Pumpin' up the aggro, bringin' on the heat
Cruisin' throught the Coilfang
We'll be lootin' the scene
My damage is so epic, I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' damage, and you'll be starin' at my ass
Pull up on my flyer, zone out of Shattrath
License plate says "Premo's #1 Superstar"

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

(finally)
Makin my connection as I enter my room
Everybody's chillin as I set up the groups
Pumpin' up the guildies with this brand new speech
Everybody's raidin' and they're raidin' for me
I'm your top raider, check the stats anytime
I be all affection everytime Kael dies

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!
Get this party started
Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!

QQ Of Mages

By Huracan (Originally "Rock of Ages", by Def Leppard)


Gunter glieben glauchen globen
(German phrase translated to read:)
Everyone but me be should be nerfed

All right
We got something to say
Yeah, rather have elemental out
Yeah, then go Arcane
All right
Ow gonna set forums on fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Burn the forums to the ground
You other classes are so broke
Hunters and Warlocks, we should smoke

Rock on! Rock on!

DPS is crazy, (like) a hand grenade
No fire brigade, just Pom-Pyromania
What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
Long live our crowd control
Oh let’s go, to the forums n’ start a fight
We’re gonna tell other class they ain’t right
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this thread alight

What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
High burst damage and crowd control

QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’

We want the power, we want the glory
Just say you /need it and if you /need it
Say yeah!

Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
We’re burnin', burnin', we got the fever
I know for sure, there is a cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Lock damage nerf it, don’t fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more damage down the road

What do you want? What do you want?
We want crowd control, You betcha
Conjured water n' cinnamon rolls

[Repeat Chorus]

QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’


We're gonna burn this damn page down
Down to the ground

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Pour Your Aggro On Me

-by Huracan (Rewrite of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard)

Zone in ladies, walk this way
You and me ladies, hey, hey!
Love is like a bomb, girls, c'mon get it on
Lootin’ the first epic in a brand new zone
Seducin’ like a tramp, sexy video vamp
Diavola woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a heal of light
Fort me Quinnie, baby, n I’ll go all night
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah

Hey!
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!

Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns, to my hooves yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Sexy forum women, crazy, make one man go
Tankin’ queen, Seducer and a Healer of love
Sweet dream, sexy ladies tie me up

Diavola seduce a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Quinnie is got epic moment knockin’ at my door
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah

C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!

Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns to my hooves yeah

[guitar solo]


Ya’ll got the peaches, I got the rage
Big bad Tauren, a sex machine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From the horns, on my head, to my hooves

Do you want horns? One gore or two?

C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!

Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your rage on me
Samora, I can't get enough
Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Unload all dps on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your aggro on me
Ooh
Pour your aggro on me
No don’t res me!

She Will Be Horde

-By Huracan (Rewrite of Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved")

Night elf queen of level eighteen
She had some trouble with her quest
Horde was always there to gank her
She always honored kill to someone else

I rode for miles and miles
And found out you weren’t Horde
I’ve helped so many other switchers but somehow
I’d want you Horde

I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Barrens in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to quest awhile
And she will be leveled
She will be leveled

Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I know it can feel so insecure
When your not MT’ing anymore

It’s not always human faces and Night elf eyes
It’s battlegrounds that moves WoW along, yeah
Alliance is full and the Horde’s always open
You can come anytime you want

I don’t mind missing all my raids
Questing with you in Tirisfal Glades
Look for the girl with Blood elf smile
Ask her if she wants hit SFK for awhile

Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead

At level forty you can ride
Alone and go far
Know all of the things that makes Horde who we are
I know that goodbye means having to log
Servers back and begs me to log n’ say “Hi” every time she logs

Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Arathi in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to hit SM for awhile

And she will be leveled

Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll

Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye
Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye

Yeah

I don’t mind missing all my raids
Out in the Ungoro in the pouring rain

Hurts so much to log at night

My Crafts

By Huracan (Originally "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.)


What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my lovely tailor craft (Check it out)

I drive my guildies crazy
Cause I forgo my dailies
My armor is never tattered
Cause I got sexy patterns
Spelltrike n' Of Blasting
Shadoweave n' Battlecasting
Epics I'd be shardin'
All their money they be spendin' fly
Free? don't be askin'
They say they love my crafts‘n,
7K to max proffesions
I say no, but they keep askin'
Gold I keep on takin'
And free I ain't makin'
Even if we're datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My crafts (crafts), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (crafts)
You love my epic crafts (love)
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (love),
My crafts they got you

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all them shards
All those shards inside your bank
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
Cos of my crafts (ha), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (what).
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (ha), my lovely chanter craft (Check it out)

I met Diavola down at Scholo
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your tailor, you can spend your money
Let's spend and money
I mix your gear wit my sexy crazy chants
Milky, milky damage charts,
Mix your gear wit my epic chants, milky, milky dpsssss.

They say my craft is sexy
The boys they wanna msg me
They always standing next to me,
Always casting next to me,
Tryin' a feel my craft, bump
Looking at my stats, bump
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, with this geared momma
So don't reset the charts boy,
You ain't that grand, boy,
I'm just tryn'a cast boy,
And use my crafts.

My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts.
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
In the stats and on the charts (crafts)
My dps'in' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with that epic set?
That epic set that brings hurt
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha)

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

Grave Digger

By Huracan (Originally "Gold Digger", by Kanye West)



She's tanks like honey when I'm in need
Yeah she's a tanking friend indeed
Oh she's a gravedigger, if you waaaay overthreat
That dig's on me

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)

Cutie the bomb
Met her at the WR forums
She's as cute as summer dawn
Tharamis wanted her on his arm
She said I can see you mock (him)
I can tell you have charm
As far a guilds, you part of Quinnie's flock
I can tell by your charm and your sexy arms
but I'm looking for the one
have you seen him?
My psychic told me he'd dps harder then Quinnie
Diavola, Avellias, Shadowbunny and Mano's four friends
An I gotta tank hard and be bad ass again
OK get your oils and get your friends
We pulled up in Gruul's, after they zoned in
We all went to repair and then I had to pay

If you dpsing with this girl then you better be payed
You know why
It take too much threat to pass her
From what I heard she's got to be the CC buster
My ex guildy used to say she'd break it just to F#$@ with her
I don't care what none of you all say I still love her

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters

Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)

18 k threat, 18 K threat
She's got one of you kids, got you crying big boy tears
I know somebody trying to dps like he's one of the big kids
Samora's repair bill's by far bigger than his
You will see him on raid any given Sunday
Win with the highest roll but can't log off til Monday
She was suppose to buy a raid icon with your money
She went dps and forgot the icon with your money
She walking around looking like Quinnie with your money
Should of got the raid spot insured and got T4 with you money
If you ain't no nub holla, we want CC!
WE WANT CC, Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo raid she gone leave with half (the drops)
18 k threat, 18 k threat
And on his 18th death he found out aggro wasn't even his!

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't saying you're a gold digger you got repair needs
You don't want your armor smoked but still can't roll need
You go out to raid, but if can't pay ya'll can't lead
There's nodes to farm in the back, gotta roll up your sleeves
But while ya'll farming, watch her
She gone make epic out of that saber
She got that ambition baby look in her eyes
This week she's farming Vashj next week she's on Kael
So, stick by her side
I know this dude's balling (his eyes out) lol that's nice
And they gone keep pulling and trying
But you stay right girl
But when you tank your on and you got the sexiest ass for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head
(Lemme hear that back)

Choices

By Huracan

The night had come the body rested
Meanwhile the mind to the heart protested

Why do your ventures continue to destroy that which I constantly erect and rebuild?
I mean no harm. I seek only to ensure that our life’s destiny is somehow fulfilled

Every choice that you’ve made, every instinct that you chose to follow, has lead to emptiness, left us shattered and feeling hollow.
My relentless efforts as illogical as they may appear, has brought us companionship, warmth and yes the occasional tear.

Occasional tear? Is that what you call it when you curl up go hide? Meanwhile I must put a false front while you toil with the turbulence inside.
I admit I have made poor choices in the past. Putting trust in another makes one vulnerable, but this is how we test, if what we have is strong and will last.

Madness! This, what you do over and over, what you try to attain, borders on insanity.
Call it what you will, but these acts, the need to love and be loved, are what define humanity

Have you ever pause to ask, if what you do is what is best for us all? We all suffer when you fail, the body, the mind and you; the heart most of all.
Would you rather I not pursue love and companionship? Would you have us live as though our existence has already ended? The need to find the other half of what makes us whole, is the very purpose of life only infinitely transcended.

All right go on, I’m listening defend your last choice.
You speak as though you have forgotten the warmth that was the sound of her voice.

Fair enough, she was very beautiful and at the time, she was the pinnicle of the happiness we have ever known in this life.
Even though she’s gone, could you say that in her I made a poor choice? Go ahead, I dare you to try to choke that lie through our voice.

I have thought out every possible scenario by which she could have stayed. I would have pushed this body to its limits to make the age difference go away.
She was the bright light that saw us through our darkest hour. To try and hold her when she was ready to go, would have been so wrong, akin to the act of a coward.

We would have been completely lost, completely broken, had it not been that heaven’s token.

My last choice is what eventually saved me. My last choice was an angel, and her name Jamie.

Mind-
*tears began to flow…

Heart -
I miss her so.

Who is she?

-By Huracan

In the forums she seem happy, cheerful and so very sweet
In command she is driven, willful and refuses to be beat

I cannot for the life of me figure her out.
Who are you Jennifer? And what are you about?

What is her reason for being so purposeful in this MMO.
Who or what are you hiding from in this place we call WOW?

Who is this woman who seems to be such a contradiction of personalities?
I’ve had heard say more then once, that earning a spot is more then just a formality

She leads a rowdy bunch of raiders she calls Premonition
Attempting to join up with her and her bunch, could never be a lightly decision

They are relentless, purposeful and can certainly be called hardcore
Once you raided with them you will be sucked in and will always be screaming for more

Don’t click on her link don’t bother to apply.
Unless you’ll be bringing your A game to raid boss inside

They are not for the timid or for the faint of heart
When pounding some Vashj you best do you part.

Don’t be shy on Ventrilo you best call out them adds
If you don’t you’ll find yourself gone, she’s done booted your ass

May be its time to stop trying to figure her out
Can any mortal ever truly understand what any woman is about?

Oh no, it seems I’ve dropped the ball,
My name angrily she is bound to call

My turn to click the cube and I’m dead,
I’ve should have just logged went off to bed

Now this intriguing, and driven woman is yelling, at me?
Why oh why, did I ever stop to ask: Quinnie, who is she?

Spiritmender

By Huracan (Rewrite of "Bartender" by Akon)

Yeah...
Uh-Huh...
Yeah...

Broke up with my guild last night so went to hang with the nubs (so I went to hang with the nubs)
Put on my PvP set to boot and rode in to impress them scrubs
I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show this overworked tank some love
(show me some love)

If you know what I mean...Uh-Huh...
Everyone spammin' me as soon as I join general chat (I joined general chat)
200 level 10 Belfs online and I bet ain't none of them alts (none of them alts)
'Cept for this pretty young Priest that was dancing naked, at bank on top (all the way at the top)
Mami what is your name?

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we hit it off something proper like...

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Got a brand new healer so I feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feels like I just got the rep for a brand new epic ride (new epic ride)
Been grinding higher level zone and letting her die at times (letting her die at times)
I'm Just keeping it real (Uh-huh)
Mami grinding with the scrubs when I can't get free (when I can't get free)
Wednesday night I'm on the waiting list they raid til 3
Everytime I need lowbie pots baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we going to have fun at my spot tonight

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Mami, I'm sure you heard that Horde I rarely come out (ever come out)
Unless I'm main tanking Kara for the big boys to earn some clout
Got a spot on the raid that's empty wanting it to be your spot. (be your spot)
But you leveling hardcore, we can in BG's end up on top. (and I end up on top)
Ain't broke don't think that's why I don't be by Barrens baby
Just looking at you from a distance looking like a god damn star healer (baby)
So Samora don't find out bout' you, follow me from afar (follow me from afar)
'Bout to go bang bang boogie with my cutie when you see me log (see me log)

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And then I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we hit it off something proper like...

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

No Longer Chosen

-By Huracan *through an alias, this is an original work

How does one win a woman's heart?
Common folk say "Be brave, be honorable and be ambitious.
You be wise to brand them all fools. What they spout is clearly fictitious.
A mortal who thinks that a man chooses a woman, or is given one because of his status or mastery
Well, I present to you a fool, who lies to himself and true love is his enemy

They are never won over with brave words or promises of heroic actions,
they are not that simplistic
They chose us long before we choose them,
humbling it be, but more realistic

You can offer castles, sweet melodies or just boast your prowess and might
be a wiser choice to humbly offer together, conquering the chill of night
Choose the proud path at your peril, for if you do
fate may laugh at you

Years ago when she was about to walk way, for no real reason it seemed
I inscribed words of love and read them aloud, waiting for her to face beam
She smiled and she kissed me, while her tears flowed for all to see
Although while confirming, with me, she could no longer be

Being without her haunted me for hundreds of days.
How to leave this world early, I imagined many ways.

My soul felt cold, my heart seemed frozen
Til that fateful day, when I discovered
Never replaced, just no longer chosen.

In The End

-By Huracan

(It starts with)
Let's think / let's figure out why
We shouldn't wipe every time we try
I can't lag behind / must focus this time
Repairs cost us time

All I know
time is a valuable thing
Wife aggro goes up as the pendulum swings
Her aggro gets worse at the end of the day
While infeeble ticks life away
Its so unreal

Threat should be low
Fade should send threat right out the window
Wish she'd hold off / I can't match her aggro
Not focused at all
Mmmm...just to watch her go

Can't keep my lust inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
How can this be / a problem with me / Dreani shouldn't be that sexy
(I tried so hard)
and got this far
But in the end
We wiped, it didn't even matter

threat has to fall
Please lose it all
Or in the end
We'll wipe, then it doesn't even matter

Let's think / let's figure out why
We shouldn't wipe every time we try
I can't lag behind / must focus this time
I should remind myself
How we tried so hard

Right, I spam devaste but he keeps blocking me
treats me like part of his property
Use shatter at times / don't compete with me
I’m surprised we got so far

Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize WoW anymore
Can't play how you did back then.
Btw, heal spec is slavery
In the end

Can't keep my lust inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
How can this be / a problem with me / Dreani shouldn't be that sexy
(I tried so hard)
and got this far
But in the end
We wiped, it didn't even matter

threat has to fall
Please lose it all
Or in the end
We'll wipe, then it doesn't even matter

(Quinnie moaned)
I've put my trust in you
Pushed my skills as far they can go
Trouble is
Shadow spec is all aggro

I've put my trust in you
Pushed my skills as far as they can go
Trouble is
Shadow spec is all aggro

(I replied)
I tried so hard
to get this far
but in the end, (I'm just a man)
it didn't even matter

threat has to fall
Please lose it all
Or in the end
We'll wipe, then it doesn't even matter

Itemizer

-By Huracan (Rewrite of "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven)

I zone in so nervously
Like I care what they think
I wish someone was healing me

But so far the drops have not been good
It's been all kitty
And some Rogue rolled on it, come on you knew they would

This raid has got to be
The drunkest bunch
I wish it was just her and me

Well Samora is still imagining
my dark sexy face
not Tharamis' face
or a shiny new mace

Well I'm well itemized,
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

I hold out for one more boss
Before I think
I'm looking to log off

But so far the raids been fun
I'll should just stay on
They usually go, up until they see the sun

This zone will hopefully
Be on farm in three weeks
Won't the raid just love me

Well Samora is still imagining
my dark sexy face
not Tharamis' face
or a shiny new mace

Well I'm well itemized
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

Well I'm well itemized
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could look like that? It could be fake who knows?

Invite me to the Raid

-By Huracan (Rewrite of Evanessence's "Bring Me to Life")

How can you be in my guild like we have an open door?
Leading you down into the Core.
Where I become so numb,
(raiding without a bot).
Raiding Kara now seems like an after thought

(invite me to the raid)
Invite me to the raid and get me on your Vent
(Omg! I can’t log on)
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Omg, this ain’t no fun.

Now that I know what I’m like all red
Cause to the Lurker I’ve fed
Damn you Panda
Damn you…..
You just can’t boot me from the raid
After all gold I’ve paid

(invite me to the raid)
Invite me to the raid
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Omg this ain’t no fun.

All of this time I can’t believe I couldn’t see
That Nightbane’s aggro never falls on me
I’ve been wiping a thousand times it seems
Got to open my eyes and aggro everything

My healer yelled, without a voice, without a soulstone
“Don’t let me die here all alone”
There must be something more

(invite me to the raid)
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Why are my jeans undone?
Omg, this ain’t no fun.

Thamaris yelled at me on Vent
Demanded gold for repairs be sent
All of this time can’t believe I couldn’t see.
there’s nothing in PvE, that’s better then PvP.
(I’ve been living a lie)
(there is no epic you can't just buy)

(invite me to the raid)
Call my name on vent and save me from my porn
Bid my corpse to run
Why are my jeans undone?
Omg, this ain’t no fun.

Where has she gone?

-By Huracan

Many days have passed, many lives have expired
Souls become dust, their energies exhausted like logs in a fire
My eyes have grown weary from scouring the horizon
For love, for passion, for the woman who might have this poor bison

Where has she gone, no word has been left
Perhaps she found love, while my soul alone wept
Does she fear me or worse, abhor me?
Am I a fool, should I simply let her be?

Come my love, lets us gamble against insurmountable odds
Embrace the destiny prewritten and willed by the gods

Disrobe, remove thy armor, and cast aside thy shield
Fear not child,
Love is the pinnacle power two souls can wield.

Will you dare accept my hand, dare welcome my embrace?
Allow your being in my arms, be set ablaze.

Though there may be a vision, of a future haunted by the past
Our children will triumph and forge a peace, at long last.
Factions rise while kingdoms fall, because foolish mortals seek to conquer all.

There is no malice in my thoughts or actions;
I care not of men or their feeble Factions.
Samora, come take my hand, become one with me
Let the future unfold, let our sons and daughters be

The response

-By Huracan (an original I believe)

My dearest angel, I'm sorry but we cannot be
I will not stand idle while you renounce your Faction, for all to see.

Our love we cannot fuel, our passions we cannot express
No matter how tempting you may be, in a wedding dress.

In my heart you will always reside
Nothing Azeroth can ever force my feelings for you aside.

March ownward fair lady,
Continue your tanking journey my love,
Tank with passion and rage,
While looking as innocent as a dove

If flagged you ever be
The thrust of my sword is simply an expression of love for thee.
if by skill you parry me
Dumb luck, I failed to marry thee.