By Erienne (Originally "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra from the movie "Eurotrip")
Quinnie doesn't know that Manos and me
Farm AV every Sunday.
He tells her he’s in a raid but he doesn't go
Still he’s healing me and Quinnie doesn't know!
Oh Quinnie doesn't know!
So don't tell Quinnie!
Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie doesn't know!
So don't tell Quinnie!
Manos says he's out farming,
But we’re actually healbotting...
Because Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Quinnie!
Quinnie doesn't know!
Don't tell Quinnie!
I can't believe she's so trusting,
When for HK’s, we are lusting
Quinnie calls him all her own,
But she doesn’t have Cyclone
We’re healing in Drek and she knows nothing!
Quinnie doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Quinnie!
Quinnie doesn't know!(X3)
He’s not her ho,
Manos gets my Regrow
Quinnie doesn't know!(x3)
Tower Point,
Why not? It’s so cool to stand on top!
He’s BOP’ing, heal swapping,
Life is so hard cause Quinnie doesn't know!
We AV’d on her birthday...
Quinnie doesn't know!(X4)
Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie won't know!
Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie 's gotta know!
Gotta tell Quinnie!
Gotta tell her myself!
Link to original song from the movie "Eurotrip": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Quinnie Can't Fail
By Selesnya (Originally "Rudie Can't Fail" by The Clash)
Quinnie hears the raid sayin'
How you get so dark and a sexy?
Thirty-one points in a shadow tree
Killing mobs to heal me
Quinnie can't fail, no, no
She replies
My DPS makes rogues feel useless
My healing makes healers superfluous
My shadow gear makes warlocks jealous
Quinnie can't fail
I went to the trainer to get more goodies
Cause I don't have what we need
First I'll curse and press till it hurts
They say Quinnie can't fail
You're gonna use VE first
A Mind Blast crit is gonna hurt
A full Mind flay is the worst
Quinnie can't fail
The raid replies
We love you so dark and sexy
Thirty-one points in a shadow tree
Killing mobs to heal me
Quinnie can't fail oh, no, no
I went to the trainer to get more goodies
Cause I don't have what we need
First I'll curse and press till it hurts
They say Quinnie can't fail
Okay, okay!
So where do you wanna go today?
Gonna go smash Kael
Take Vashj to a fish fry
Every boss is gonna die
We think you're pretty hot
A sexy shadow priest is what we got
Quinnie can't fail
Oh Yeah
Quinnie can't fail
yeah, yeah
Quinnie can't fail
Oh yeah
Quinnie can't fail
Yeah, Quinnie can't fail
Yeah, Quinnie can't fail
Quinnie can't fail
Quinnie hears the raid sayin'
How you get so dark and a sexy?
Thirty-one points in a shadow tree
Killing mobs to heal me
Quinnie can't fail, no, no
She replies
My DPS makes rogues feel useless
My healing makes healers superfluous
My shadow gear makes warlocks jealous
Quinnie can't fail
I went to the trainer to get more goodies
Cause I don't have what we need
First I'll curse and press till it hurts
They say Quinnie can't fail
You're gonna use VE first
A Mind Blast crit is gonna hurt
A full Mind flay is the worst
Quinnie can't fail
The raid replies
We love you so dark and sexy
Thirty-one points in a shadow tree
Killing mobs to heal me
Quinnie can't fail oh, no, no
I went to the trainer to get more goodies
Cause I don't have what we need
First I'll curse and press till it hurts
They say Quinnie can't fail
Okay, okay!
So where do you wanna go today?
Gonna go smash Kael
Take Vashj to a fish fry
Every boss is gonna die
We think you're pretty hot
A sexy shadow priest is what we got
Quinnie can't fail
Oh Yeah
Quinnie can't fail
yeah, yeah
Quinnie can't fail
Oh yeah
Quinnie can't fail
Yeah, Quinnie can't fail
Yeah, Quinnie can't fail
Quinnie can't fail
Friday, February 22, 2008
Born in Stormwind
By Female (lvl4 Orc from Fenris Server) (Originally "Born in the U.S.A. By by Bruce Springsteen)
Born down there at level one
Lookin to level, to have some fun
I saw a kobold and it smiled at me
So I, took my knife, started a stabbing spree.
Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
born in Stormwind
Before I knew it I was level two
Bought some skills found a solid crew
we leveled together, day and night
couldn't wait to learn blessing of might
Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
I, born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
Come back home at level 10,
relive memories, visit my kin
go to church, busy as can be
oh *@!!, I have a talent tree?
Oh yeh
Oh no
no no no
Level twenty, rolls around
I take VC down to the ground
His cloak drops, that's for me
At level fourty, I'm the best
it's time to start my pally mount quest
Level sixty, I'm getting too old,
On to outland, to honor hold
I'm so close, my ears begin to ring,
Oh my god! Level seventy! Ding!
Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
Born in Stormwind
I'm finally level 70 in Stormwind
Oh yeh
oh no no no
Oh yeh
Born down there at level one
Lookin to level, to have some fun
I saw a kobold and it smiled at me
So I, took my knife, started a stabbing spree.
Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
born in Stormwind
Before I knew it I was level two
Bought some skills found a solid crew
we leveled together, day and night
couldn't wait to learn blessing of might
Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
I, born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
Come back home at level 10,
relive memories, visit my kin
go to church, busy as can be
oh *@!!, I have a talent tree?
Oh yeh
Oh no
no no no
Level twenty, rolls around
I take VC down to the ground
His cloak drops, that's for me
At level fourty, I'm the best
it's time to start my pally mount quest
Level sixty, I'm getting too old,
On to outland, to honor hold
I'm so close, my ears begin to ring,
Oh my god! Level seventy! Ding!
Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
Born in Stormwind
I'm finally level 70 in Stormwind
Oh yeh
oh no no no
Oh yeh
Raidin'
By Quinnie (Originally "Rollin'(Urban Assault Vehicle)", by Limp Bizkit)
Play the f*cken' game!
Kill that f*cken' boss!
Oh there it is
Quinnie, Dominikk, Coconaut, that's right y'all, Premontion
We just keep on Raidin' baby
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you readyyyyyyy?????!!!!!!!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Now I know y'all be lovin' this loot right here
P.R.E.M.O.
Premontion is right here
People in the instance put them dots on the boss
Cuz if you don't die, then we don't wipe
See I ain't giving a f*ck
Turn off the suck
Untouchable, branded unwipeable
So keep me in this encounter
Until you kill that boss
Then I might have to play
And cuss the f*ck out
And then we'll see who's left
After one raid with Quin
Know who I'm booting next?
Just know it's not Chip and Alms
So where’s your DPS at?
Vent shut the f*ck up
And dot the boss up
While we f*ck this boss up
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you readyyyyyyy?????!!!!!!!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Oh what, y'all thought we were wiping it up?
Check my dangerous chat
Pathetic
When I let Kasu run the raid
Focus
It's Finrell
With Neuro, Gene and Rat
Keitek waves his bow at the adds
Who approach us
These Mages and Locks
Who have poisonous AOE for bosses
Too late to get your threat unholstered
You taunted, wipe it up, and die quickly
So what?
We play and raid too much
So what?
Vent is crazy too much
Shut the f*ck the up
Now when we raid
You mutherf*ckers use your gold
Cause for the purples
We’re jackin' instances up in gryphons
It aint nothin' for progression
To unleash your consumables
This wretched blood elf Kael’thas
Up in his encounter
Kill him people!
HERE GOES A LOT MORE LYRICS, blah blah blah I got lazy
Yo, wipe it up and come on!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
You wanna mess with Premonition? (Yeah)
You cant mess with Premonition (why?)
Because we raid it all (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this purple loot right here? (uh huh)
Well we're getting it all the time (what?)
So you'd better get some bigger bosses
And uh, get some better loot (d'oh!)
And if you really really really wanna get progression started
Then raiders everywhere stop being retarded
Stop Wiping Us! Stop Wiping Us!
Raiders everywhere stop being retarded!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
That's right baby!
Premonition
Dominikk
Shockster
Katzie
Kurias
Icki
Where the f*ck you at?
F*ck this boss! x4
Progression, punk
Play the f*cken' game!
Kill that f*cken' boss!
Oh there it is
Quinnie, Dominikk, Coconaut, that's right y'all, Premontion
We just keep on Raidin' baby
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you readyyyyyyy?????!!!!!!!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Now I know y'all be lovin' this loot right here
P.R.E.M.O.
Premontion is right here
People in the instance put them dots on the boss
Cuz if you don't die, then we don't wipe
See I ain't giving a f*ck
Turn off the suck
Untouchable, branded unwipeable
So keep me in this encounter
Until you kill that boss
Then I might have to play
And cuss the f*ck out
And then we'll see who's left
After one raid with Quin
Know who I'm booting next?
Just know it's not Chip and Alms
So where’s your DPS at?
Vent shut the f*ck up
And dot the boss up
While we f*ck this boss up
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you readyyyyyyy?????!!!!!!!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Oh what, y'all thought we were wiping it up?
Check my dangerous chat
Pathetic
When I let Kasu run the raid
Focus
It's Finrell
With Neuro, Gene and Rat
Keitek waves his bow at the adds
Who approach us
These Mages and Locks
Who have poisonous AOE for bosses
Too late to get your threat unholstered
You taunted, wipe it up, and die quickly
So what?
We play and raid too much
So what?
Vent is crazy too much
Shut the f*ck the up
Now when we raid
You mutherf*ckers use your gold
Cause for the purples
We’re jackin' instances up in gryphons
It aint nothin' for progression
To unleash your consumables
This wretched blood elf Kael’thas
Up in his encounter
Kill him people!
HERE GOES A LOT MORE LYRICS, blah blah blah I got lazy
Yo, wipe it up and come on!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
You wanna mess with Premonition? (Yeah)
You cant mess with Premonition (why?)
Because we raid it all (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this purple loot right here? (uh huh)
Well we're getting it all the time (what?)
So you'd better get some bigger bosses
And uh, get some better loot (d'oh!)
And if you really really really wanna get progression started
Then raiders everywhere stop being retarded
Stop Wiping Us! Stop Wiping Us!
Raiders everywhere stop being retarded!
Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
That's right baby!
Premonition
Dominikk
Shockster
Katzie
Kurias
Icki
Where the f*ck you at?
F*ck this boss! x4
Progression, punk
Get This Party Started
By Huracan (Originally "Get The Party Started" by Pink)
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
Get the party started on an SSC night
Everybody's waitin' for me to arrive
Sendin' out the invites to all of my friends
We'll be clearing trashy, in the ugly snake den
I got lots of style, got my gold damage rings
I can raid for hours if you know what I mean, oh
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
Pumpin' up the aggro, bringin' on the heat
Cruisin' throught the Coilfang
We'll be lootin' the scene
My damage is so epic, I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' damage, and you'll be starin' at my ass
Pull up on my flyer, zone out of Shattrath
License plate says "Premo's #1 Superstar"
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
(finally)
Makin my connection as I enter my room
Everybody's chillin as I set up the groups
Pumpin' up the guildies with this brand new speech
Everybody's raidin' and they're raidin' for me
I'm your top raider, check the stats anytime
I be all affection everytime Kael dies
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!
Get this party started
Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
Get the party started on an SSC night
Everybody's waitin' for me to arrive
Sendin' out the invites to all of my friends
We'll be clearing trashy, in the ugly snake den
I got lots of style, got my gold damage rings
I can raid for hours if you know what I mean, oh
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
Pumpin' up the aggro, bringin' on the heat
Cruisin' throught the Coilfang
We'll be lootin' the scene
My damage is so epic, I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' damage, and you'll be starin' at my ass
Pull up on my flyer, zone out of Shattrath
License plate says "Premo's #1 Superstar"
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
(finally)
Makin my connection as I enter my room
Everybody's chillin as I set up the groups
Pumpin' up the guildies with this brand new speech
Everybody's raidin' and they're raidin' for me
I'm your top raider, check the stats anytime
I be all affection everytime Kael dies
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!
Get this party started
Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!
Loot, Glorious Loot!
By Crackerjack (Originally "Food, Glorious Food," from the play Oliver!)
Is it worth raiding for?
If we can recruit more?
All we ever do is Ka...ra!
Ev'ry night we pug priest
Or a hunter and his beast
Still we do the same old Ka....ra!
There is not a tank, not a feral bear to find,
Can we beg, can we bribe him with a badge.
But theres nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag....ine....
Loot, glorious loot!
Hot gear for my shaman!
It all looks so cool,
Except on the tauren!
Swords, daggers, and maces too
What else can we find?
Tier 4 with a pendant, Woot!
Thats whats on my mind!
Loot, Glorious loot!
We're anxious to try some.
Three epics a day!
Four, if you go buy some.
Just picture a great chest plate.
My tank is so cool!
Oh, Loot!
Wonderful Loot!
Marvelous Loot!
Glorious Loot!
Loot, Glorious Loot!
Those shoulders look handsome!
Orc, Tauren, or Troll
All tanking in tandem.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
The Bulwark of Azzinoth!
Six! Feet! High!
Loot, Glorious Loot!
Plow right through the bosses.
Just won a new belt!
Repair all the losses.
Work to a new boss or else
You will get the boot!
Oh Loot,
Once again Loot!
Fabulous Loot!
Glorious Loot.
Loot, Glorious Loot!
Don't care what the stats are!
Looks just like Tier 2!
I'm a beast in it, RAWR!
Just thinking of bigger crits,
My senses are reeling.
Can't wait for that execute!
What! A! Feeling!
Loot, Glorious Loot!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more -
Thats all that we raid for.
Why should be stuck indoors
When there is tier 4!
Oh Loot
Magical Loot
Wonderful Loot
Marvelous Loot
Fabulous Loot
Beautiful Loot
Glorious Loot!
Is it worth raiding for?
If we can recruit more?
All we ever do is Ka...ra!
Ev'ry night we pug priest
Or a hunter and his beast
Still we do the same old Ka....ra!
There is not a tank, not a feral bear to find,
Can we beg, can we bribe him with a badge.
But theres nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag....ine....
Loot, glorious loot!
Hot gear for my shaman!
It all looks so cool,
Except on the tauren!
Swords, daggers, and maces too
What else can we find?
Tier 4 with a pendant, Woot!
Thats whats on my mind!
Loot, Glorious loot!
We're anxious to try some.
Three epics a day!
Four, if you go buy some.
Just picture a great chest plate.
My tank is so cool!
Oh, Loot!
Wonderful Loot!
Marvelous Loot!
Glorious Loot!
Loot, Glorious Loot!
Those shoulders look handsome!
Orc, Tauren, or Troll
All tanking in tandem.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
The Bulwark of Azzinoth!
Six! Feet! High!
Loot, Glorious Loot!
Plow right through the bosses.
Just won a new belt!
Repair all the losses.
Work to a new boss or else
You will get the boot!
Oh Loot,
Once again Loot!
Fabulous Loot!
Glorious Loot.
Loot, Glorious Loot!
Don't care what the stats are!
Looks just like Tier 2!
I'm a beast in it, RAWR!
Just thinking of bigger crits,
My senses are reeling.
Can't wait for that execute!
What! A! Feeling!
Loot, Glorious Loot!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more -
Thats all that we raid for.
Why should be stuck indoors
When there is tier 4!
Oh Loot
Magical Loot
Wonderful Loot
Marvelous Loot
Fabulous Loot
Beautiful Loot
Glorious Loot!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
All Of MY Cooldowns
By Crackerjack (Originally "Comfortably Numb," by Pink Floyd)
Loktar
Are there any Hordies out there?
Just /yell if you can hear me.
Is there anyone in Org?
Come on, Belf.
Let's go and hunt that stealthy Nelf.
Now it will ease your bloodthirst.
Who can kill the warrior first?
Relax.
We need everyone to pass first.
We'll rez you in ten seconds.
Show the druid where it hurts.
There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When healbot glows, we got a disease.
My attack speed fell but now you have cured it.
Now I got that feeling again.
I can't explain it, your not on vent!
Its time to dps him down now!
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.
Ok.
Let's rez and try this again.
Vent silence! Don't aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh -
That nub gets a /gkick!
Shaman, stand up!
Do you have an ankh now? Good.
Warlocks remember soulstones.
Wipe protection is a go.
There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When you glow run like a fleeting bird.
I saw you didn't out of the corner of my eye.
You turned to slow, then we exploded.
You better move or I'll break your finger.
The boss has grown, enraged, loot is gone.
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.
Loktar
Are there any Hordies out there?
Just /yell if you can hear me.
Is there anyone in Org?
Come on, Belf.
Let's go and hunt that stealthy Nelf.
Now it will ease your bloodthirst.
Who can kill the warrior first?
Relax.
We need everyone to pass first.
We'll rez you in ten seconds.
Show the druid where it hurts.
There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When healbot glows, we got a disease.
My attack speed fell but now you have cured it.
Now I got that feeling again.
I can't explain it, your not on vent!
Its time to dps him down now!
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.
Ok.
Let's rez and try this again.
Vent silence! Don't aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh -
That nub gets a /gkick!
Shaman, stand up!
Do you have an ankh now? Good.
Warlocks remember soulstones.
Wipe protection is a go.
There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When you glow run like a fleeting bird.
I saw you didn't out of the corner of my eye.
You turned to slow, then we exploded.
You better move or I'll break your finger.
The boss has grown, enraged, loot is gone.
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.
Hearth Out!
By Selesnya (Originally "Sell Out!", by Reel Big Fish)
Well I know you can't afford to repair all night
But please don't hit those two buttons, I said but it's too late
i don't remember who hit the sap, I don't remember talking crap
I guess it doesn't matter, I guess it doesn't matter anymore
Cause you've made a macro for pugs that suck
You're gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all you'll hear
They tell me it's noob, I just don't believe it
Hearth out, with me oh yeah
Hearth out with me tonight
That bubble-hearth combo is gonna make everything alright
No more red repair bills and 4 hour groups
You know I don't want that no more
And I don't know when this will end
Would rather be raiding with my friends
I guess it doesn't matter, I guess it doesn't matter anymore
Cause you've made a macro for pugs that suck
You're gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all you'll hear
They tell me it's noob, I just don't believe it
Hearth out, with me oh yeah
Hearth out with me tonight
That bubble-hearth combo is gonna make everything alright
And I don't think it'll be so bad
And i know it won't be so bad
Cause the tank said, "I'm fury/arms spec"
So I made a macro for pugs that suck
I'm gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all I'll hear
They tell me I'm a noob, I just don't believe it!
Well I know you can't afford to repair all night
But please don't hit those two buttons, I said but it's too late
i don't remember who hit the sap, I don't remember talking crap
I guess it doesn't matter, I guess it doesn't matter anymore
Cause you've made a macro for pugs that suck
You're gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all you'll hear
They tell me it's noob, I just don't believe it
Hearth out, with me oh yeah
Hearth out with me tonight
That bubble-hearth combo is gonna make everything alright
No more red repair bills and 4 hour groups
You know I don't want that no more
And I don't know when this will end
Would rather be raiding with my friends
I guess it doesn't matter, I guess it doesn't matter anymore
Cause you've made a macro for pugs that suck
You're gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all you'll hear
They tell me it's noob, I just don't believe it
Hearth out, with me oh yeah
Hearth out with me tonight
That bubble-hearth combo is gonna make everything alright
And I don't think it'll be so bad
And i know it won't be so bad
Cause the tank said, "I'm fury/arms spec"
So I made a macro for pugs that suck
I'm gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all I'll hear
They tell me I'm a noob, I just don't believe it!
QQ Of Mages
By Huracan (Originally "Rock of Ages", by Def Leppard)
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
(German phrase translated to read:)
Everyone but me be should be nerfed
All right
We got something to say
Yeah, rather have elemental out
Yeah, then go Arcane
All right
Ow gonna set forums on fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Burn the forums to the ground
You other classes are so broke
Hunters and Warlocks, we should smoke
Rock on! Rock on!
DPS is crazy, (like) a hand grenade
No fire brigade, just Pom-Pyromania
What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
Long live our crowd control
Oh let’s go, to the forums n’ start a fight
We’re gonna tell other class they ain’t right
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this thread alight
What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
High burst damage and crowd control
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
We want the power, we want the glory
Just say you /need it and if you /need it
Say yeah!
Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
We’re burnin', burnin', we got the fever
I know for sure, there is a cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Lock damage nerf it, don’t fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more damage down the road
What do you want? What do you want?
We want crowd control, You betcha
Conjured water n' cinnamon rolls
[Repeat Chorus]
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
We're gonna burn this damn page down
Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
(German phrase translated to read:)
Everyone but me be should be nerfed
All right
We got something to say
Yeah, rather have elemental out
Yeah, then go Arcane
All right
Ow gonna set forums on fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Burn the forums to the ground
You other classes are so broke
Hunters and Warlocks, we should smoke
Rock on! Rock on!
DPS is crazy, (like) a hand grenade
No fire brigade, just Pom-Pyromania
What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
Long live our crowd control
Oh let’s go, to the forums n’ start a fight
We’re gonna tell other class they ain’t right
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this thread alight
What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
High burst damage and crowd control
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
We want the power, we want the glory
Just say you /need it and if you /need it
Say yeah!
Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
We’re burnin', burnin', we got the fever
I know for sure, there is a cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Lock damage nerf it, don’t fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more damage down the road
What do you want? What do you want?
We want crowd control, You betcha
Conjured water n' cinnamon rolls
[Repeat Chorus]
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
We're gonna burn this damn page down
Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Prince Melchee
By Sqeeks (Originally "Prince Ali" from Disney's "Aladdin")
Make way for Prince Malchee!
Say hey! It's Prince Malchee!
Hey! Clear the trash in Karazhan
Hey you!
Let us through!
Mark the tank with a star!
Oh Come!
Be the first in your guild to loot Tier 4!
Pull away!
Here he comes!
Ignore tells! Sunders up!
Are you gonna down this guy!?
Prince Melchee! Fabulous he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
What the heck, why spell reflect?
Down to 60!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Enfeebles up, it shouldn't be long
Then come back and get him down to 30!
Prince Melchee!
Mighty is he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the Mighty Horde
A hundred Tauren with swords
Who sent those toons to their lords?
Why, Prince Melchee
We've spent seventy-five gold on repairs
Purple loot drops
He's got like fifteen
When it comes to dropping infernals
Has he got a ton?
I'm telling you, son
They aren't my idea of fun!
Prince Melchee! Handsome is he, Prince Melchezaar-ee
That physique! How can I speak?
Oh no phase three!
Well, get some heals on the square
Adjust your spot and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Melchee!
He's got the loot drops by the plenty
(He's got the loot drops, let's see the loot drops)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got loot, he's got trash mobs, and bosses
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Melchee! Prince Melchee!
Prince Melchee!
Amorous he! Prince Melchezaar-ee
Heard your loot drops was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Prince Melchee!
Make way for Prince Malchee!
Say hey! It's Prince Malchee!
Hey! Clear the trash in Karazhan
Hey you!
Let us through!
Mark the tank with a star!
Oh Come!
Be the first in your guild to loot Tier 4!
Pull away!
Here he comes!
Ignore tells! Sunders up!
Are you gonna down this guy!?
Prince Melchee! Fabulous he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
What the heck, why spell reflect?
Down to 60!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Enfeebles up, it shouldn't be long
Then come back and get him down to 30!
Prince Melchee!
Mighty is he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the Mighty Horde
A hundred Tauren with swords
Who sent those toons to their lords?
Why, Prince Melchee
We've spent seventy-five gold on repairs
Purple loot drops
He's got like fifteen
When it comes to dropping infernals
Has he got a ton?
I'm telling you, son
They aren't my idea of fun!
Prince Melchee! Handsome is he, Prince Melchezaar-ee
That physique! How can I speak?
Oh no phase three!
Well, get some heals on the square
Adjust your spot and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Melchee!
He's got the loot drops by the plenty
(He's got the loot drops, let's see the loot drops)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got loot, he's got trash mobs, and bosses
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Melchee! Prince Melchee!
Prince Melchee!
Amorous he! Prince Melchezaar-ee
Heard your loot drops was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Prince Melchee!
Grandros
By Manostorgo (Originally "Mandy" by Barry Manilow)
I remember all our raids
Spamming heals with flash of light
A shadow aura up
A rogue wants blessing of might
Hearthing back Ironforge
The Night Elf doesnt know to tank
Stormwind, just another town
Happy Gnomes pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a Paladin
Who never overhealed
you made me so happy, oh Grandros
Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
I need you today, oh Grandros
I'm standing in the Caverns of Time
I rolled away when loot was mine
Caught up in a World of Warcraft raiding
The resist gear is in my bank
And nothing is rhyming, oh Grandros
Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros
Boss’s on phase three, I see the raid warning
Flying on your mount
the raid is calling, oh Grandros
Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros
I remember all our raids
Spamming heals with flash of light
A shadow aura up
A rogue wants blessing of might
Hearthing back Ironforge
The Night Elf doesnt know to tank
Stormwind, just another town
Happy Gnomes pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a Paladin
Who never overhealed
you made me so happy, oh Grandros
Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
I need you today, oh Grandros
I'm standing in the Caverns of Time
I rolled away when loot was mine
Caught up in a World of Warcraft raiding
The resist gear is in my bank
And nothing is rhyming, oh Grandros
Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros
Boss’s on phase three, I see the raid warning
Flying on your mount
the raid is calling, oh Grandros
Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros
Youbaicat
By Manostorgo (Originally "Lovecats" by The Cure)
We post like crazy trolls
We couldn't post closer than this
The way we type
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we post
We slip through the forums
While everyone sleeps
Getting smarter and funnier
And wiser and brighter
We type and post and joke all night
Let's go and
Throw all the threads we post
Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!
(Ba ba-da...da da da da da...)
We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Stormwind huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream
Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!
We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Ironforge huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream
Post after post
Is the only way to chat
And always the right way round
Not smelly like feces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as smart as this
I love you ... let's go
Oh ... little gnome ...
How could we miss someone as smart
As this?
For those that don't know it this should help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vdt7f2YRw
We post like crazy trolls
We couldn't post closer than this
The way we type
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we post
We slip through the forums
While everyone sleeps
Getting smarter and funnier
And wiser and brighter
We type and post and joke all night
Let's go and
Throw all the threads we post
Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!
(Ba ba-da...da da da da da...)
We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Stormwind huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream
Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!
We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Ironforge huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream
Post after post
Is the only way to chat
And always the right way round
Not smelly like feces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as smart as this
I love you ... let's go
Oh ... little gnome ...
How could we miss someone as smart
As this?
For those that don't know it this should help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vdt7f2YRw
Tanking Queen
-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA)
She can tank, She can fight, tanking the time of her life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen
Raid night and the guild chat is slow
Looking out for the instance to go
Where they drop the bright loot, getting in the rep
You come in to look for a boss
Any boss could drop that pattern
Night is young and the threat’s high
With a lot of heals, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...
You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, tanking the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen
You’re a pleaser, you turn ’em around
Leave them burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another boss, any boss will do
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...
You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen
She can tank, She can fight, tanking the time of her life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen
Raid night and the guild chat is slow
Looking out for the instance to go
Where they drop the bright loot, getting in the rep
You come in to look for a boss
Any boss could drop that pattern
Night is young and the threat’s high
With a lot of heals, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...
You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, tanking the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen
You’re a pleaser, you turn ’em around
Leave them burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another boss, any boss will do
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...
You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen
Diavola went down to Goldshire
-By Hitmeplz (Rewrite of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band)
Diavola went down to Goldshire
Lookin for a soul to steal
She was low on shards
Raid time wasn’t far
She was willin’ to make a deal
When he came across this little gnome
Grindin a mob, DPSin a lot
Dia jumped up on the mailbox and said
“Gnome, lemme tell ya what”
I guess you didn’t know it,
But I’m a DPSer too
And if you care to take dare,
I’ll make a bet with you
Now you throw out pretty good numbers gnome
But give diavola her due
I got 1k gold against your soul,
That says I’m better than you.
The gnome said my name’s not important
And I’m only level 10
But I’ll take your bet
You’re gonna regret
Cuz I’m the best that’s ever been.
Gnome sharpen up your sword
And heroic strike that mob hard
Cuz hell’s broke loose in Azeroth
And Dia needs a shard
And if you win you this 1k worth of gold
But if you lose, dia shards your souuuulll.
*Key wicked fiddlin’*
Dia summoned her imp and said I’ll start this show
Fire flew from Immolate as she readied the killing blows
She immolated and then scorched that mob and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of succubi joined in and it sounded something like this:
*Queue screams of agony and searing flesh, uh, solo*
When dia finished the gnome said
Well you’re pretty good there hun,
But take a seat right over there and lemme show you how it’s done
He played:
Oh hell boy, you better run
Heroic strike is your only button
Dia’s lookin pissed that you even tried
Wastin her time, you’re about to get fried
*Frantic gnomish noises solo*
The gnome just bowed his head cuz he knew that he’d been beat
And diavola started casting curses at his feet
The gnome said one last thing as death was closing in
You tricked me you wretched %!*#!, I’m only level 10!
Diavola went down to Goldshire
Lookin for a soul to steal
She was low on shards
Raid time wasn’t far
She was willin’ to make a deal
When he came across this little gnome
Grindin a mob, DPSin a lot
Dia jumped up on the mailbox and said
“Gnome, lemme tell ya what”
I guess you didn’t know it,
But I’m a DPSer too
And if you care to take dare,
I’ll make a bet with you
Now you throw out pretty good numbers gnome
But give diavola her due
I got 1k gold against your soul,
That says I’m better than you.
The gnome said my name’s not important
And I’m only level 10
But I’ll take your bet
You’re gonna regret
Cuz I’m the best that’s ever been.
Gnome sharpen up your sword
And heroic strike that mob hard
Cuz hell’s broke loose in Azeroth
And Dia needs a shard
And if you win you this 1k worth of gold
But if you lose, dia shards your souuuulll.
*Key wicked fiddlin’*
Dia summoned her imp and said I’ll start this show
Fire flew from Immolate as she readied the killing blows
She immolated and then scorched that mob and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of succubi joined in and it sounded something like this:
*Queue screams of agony and searing flesh, uh, solo*
When dia finished the gnome said
Well you’re pretty good there hun,
But take a seat right over there and lemme show you how it’s done
He played:
Oh hell boy, you better run
Heroic strike is your only button
Dia’s lookin pissed that you even tried
Wastin her time, you’re about to get fried
*Frantic gnomish noises solo*
The gnome just bowed his head cuz he knew that he’d been beat
And diavola started casting curses at his feet
The gnome said one last thing as death was closing in
You tricked me you wretched %!*#!, I’m only level 10!
Running the Instance
-By Shadowbunny (Rewrite of Cake’s “Going the Distance”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03V_uMbEoc
Eagerly waiting at the instance door
Hearts pumping and thumping in time
The raid invite flashes, the call goes out
Slicing and casting they yearn for the kill
They skillfully move and work with the tank
Consumables burning fast on this raid night
Eager and determined they navigate the turns
Their teamwork is potent and raid leader stern
As they push to the final boss the tension goes down
The members get up and go out on the town
The instance is empty except for a few
Still thinking and planning as well as they can
The server has turned over and the honor points have come up
And long ago somebody left with the loot,
But they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
And thinking of beating that boss till it burns
They’re running the instance
They’re going for the kill
They’re all alone, all alone, all alone
In their time of PvE
Because they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
They’re fighting and farming and riding the course
They’re running the instance
Yeah!
Because they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
They’re fighting and farming and riding the course
They’re running the instance
They’re going for the kill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03V_uMbEoc
Eagerly waiting at the instance door
Hearts pumping and thumping in time
The raid invite flashes, the call goes out
Slicing and casting they yearn for the kill
They skillfully move and work with the tank
Consumables burning fast on this raid night
Eager and determined they navigate the turns
Their teamwork is potent and raid leader stern
As they push to the final boss the tension goes down
The members get up and go out on the town
The instance is empty except for a few
Still thinking and planning as well as they can
The server has turned over and the honor points have come up
And long ago somebody left with the loot,
But they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
And thinking of beating that boss till it burns
They’re running the instance
They’re going for the kill
They’re all alone, all alone, all alone
In their time of PvE
Because they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
They’re fighting and farming and riding the course
They’re running the instance
Yeah!
Because they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
They’re fighting and farming and riding the course
They’re running the instance
They’re going for the kill
Pour Your Aggro On Me
-by Huracan (Rewrite of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard)
Zone in ladies, walk this way
You and me ladies, hey, hey!
Love is like a bomb, girls, c'mon get it on
Lootin’ the first epic in a brand new zone
Seducin’ like a tramp, sexy video vamp
Diavola woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a heal of light
Fort me Quinnie, baby, n I’ll go all night
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah
Hey!
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!
Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns, to my hooves yeah
Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Sexy forum women, crazy, make one man go
Tankin’ queen, Seducer and a Healer of love
Sweet dream, sexy ladies tie me up
Diavola seduce a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Quinnie is got epic moment knockin’ at my door
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!
Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns to my hooves yeah
[guitar solo]
Ya’ll got the peaches, I got the rage
Big bad Tauren, a sex machine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From the horns, on my head, to my hooves
Do you want horns? One gore or two?
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!
Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your rage on me
Samora, I can't get enough
Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Unload all dps on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your aggro on me
Ooh
Pour your aggro on me
No don’t res me!
Zone in ladies, walk this way
You and me ladies, hey, hey!
Love is like a bomb, girls, c'mon get it on
Lootin’ the first epic in a brand new zone
Seducin’ like a tramp, sexy video vamp
Diavola woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a heal of light
Fort me Quinnie, baby, n I’ll go all night
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah
Hey!
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!
Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns, to my hooves yeah
Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Sexy forum women, crazy, make one man go
Tankin’ queen, Seducer and a Healer of love
Sweet dream, sexy ladies tie me up
Diavola seduce a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Quinnie is got epic moment knockin’ at my door
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!
Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns to my hooves yeah
[guitar solo]
Ya’ll got the peaches, I got the rage
Big bad Tauren, a sex machine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From the horns, on my head, to my hooves
Do you want horns? One gore or two?
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!
Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your rage on me
Samora, I can't get enough
Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Unload all dps on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your aggro on me
Ooh
Pour your aggro on me
No don’t res me!
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Beauty and the Beast
-By Erienne, Rewrite of Beauty and the Beast
Tail as long as broom
Pointy eared as she can be
Then Samora posts,
“Cows not just for roasts”
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
From ally to the horde
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Lovers just the same
Forumgoers are surprised
Never will get bored,
Even if he’s horde
Perfect in the other’s eyes
Tail as long as broom
Writing each other songs,
IF won’t be the same
“Huracan” she proclaims,
“You and I belong”
Hura kneels at her feet,
“Sammy, come to Org with me”
Tail as long as broom
Skin blue like lagoon,
Beauty and the Beast
Tail as long as broom
Skin blue like lagoon,
Beauty and the Beast
Tail as long as broom
Pointy eared as she can be
Then Samora posts,
“Cows not just for roasts”
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
From ally to the horde
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Lovers just the same
Forumgoers are surprised
Never will get bored,
Even if he’s horde
Perfect in the other’s eyes
Tail as long as broom
Writing each other songs,
IF won’t be the same
“Huracan” she proclaims,
“You and I belong”
Hura kneels at her feet,
“Sammy, come to Org with me”
Tail as long as broom
Skin blue like lagoon,
Beauty and the Beast
Tail as long as broom
Skin blue like lagoon,
Beauty and the Beast
Gammas
-By Samora, (Rewrite of "Rag doll" By Aerosmith)
Dia, dottin’ up the bosses
Warlock, Pande’s little hottie
So fine, they’ll never leave ya
Standin on the outside of TK
Hot time, cursin cuz it’s easy
Don’t mind, comin in and teasin
Warlock, baby won’t you dot ‘em
Like you done before
We’re feelin’ like Gammas
Mmm just like Gammas
We’re rippin on a Lastcall
Like tossin out an old boy
Some babes are talkin’ real loud
Talkin’ all about the Gammas
Try and sell me on a new dream
A new version done all in pink
Speak easy on the g r a p evine
Keep shufflin’ the mantoys
We’re all busy, workin’ till we’re dizzy
Give it all ya got until your put out of your misery
Quinnie, GM up in Premo
Hot priest, bringin’ in the mana
So mean, but if you do as
She says, she’ll moan
Shadow, cute little gnome rogue
Her blades cut you before you know
Shadow, baby won’t you do it
Like you done before
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
Getting ready for the big time
Movin in on a website
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
We’re all busy, workin’ till we’re dizzy
Give it all ya got until your put out of your misery
Druid, Erienne is her name
Resto, but she can shake it
Tree form, Pooh’ll never leave her
For a shaman, that’s right
Sammy, tankin all the naga
Don’t mind, Sunderin’ is easy
Sammy, baby won’t you shield block, baby won’t you shield block. baby won’t you shield block
So you don’t get crushed.
Yes, we’re movin, We’re really movin
Getting’ ready for the big time
Singin on vent cuz of moonshine
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
Sloe gin fizzy
Or an apple martini
Give me what you got till I go home dizzy
Gammas, livin on the forum
Hot girls, they are little cuties
So fine, they’ll never treat ya
Unkind on the public boards, man
Hot time, get it while it’s easy
Don’t mind, Manos and the mantoys
Gammas, baby they won’t do you
Like they done before
Gammas, livin on the forum
Hot girls, they are little cuties
So fine, they’ll never treat ya
Unkind on the public boards, man
Hot time, get it while it’s easy
Don’t mind, RC and the mantoys
Gammas, baby they won’t do you
Like they done before
Dia, dottin’ up the bosses
Warlock, Pande’s little hottie
So fine, they’ll never leave ya
Standin on the outside of TK
Hot time, cursin cuz it’s easy
Don’t mind, comin in and teasin
Warlock, baby won’t you dot ‘em
Like you done before
We’re feelin’ like Gammas
Mmm just like Gammas
We’re rippin on a Lastcall
Like tossin out an old boy
Some babes are talkin’ real loud
Talkin’ all about the Gammas
Try and sell me on a new dream
A new version done all in pink
Speak easy on the g r a p evine
Keep shufflin’ the mantoys
We’re all busy, workin’ till we’re dizzy
Give it all ya got until your put out of your misery
Quinnie, GM up in Premo
Hot priest, bringin’ in the mana
So mean, but if you do as
She says, she’ll moan
Shadow, cute little gnome rogue
Her blades cut you before you know
Shadow, baby won’t you do it
Like you done before
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
Getting ready for the big time
Movin in on a website
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
We’re all busy, workin’ till we’re dizzy
Give it all ya got until your put out of your misery
Druid, Erienne is her name
Resto, but she can shake it
Tree form, Pooh’ll never leave her
For a shaman, that’s right
Sammy, tankin all the naga
Don’t mind, Sunderin’ is easy
Sammy, baby won’t you shield block, baby won’t you shield block. baby won’t you shield block
So you don’t get crushed.
Yes, we’re movin, We’re really movin
Getting’ ready for the big time
Singin on vent cuz of moonshine
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
Sloe gin fizzy
Or an apple martini
Give me what you got till I go home dizzy
Gammas, livin on the forum
Hot girls, they are little cuties
So fine, they’ll never treat ya
Unkind on the public boards, man
Hot time, get it while it’s easy
Don’t mind, Manos and the mantoys
Gammas, baby they won’t do you
Like they done before
Gammas, livin on the forum
Hot girls, they are little cuties
So fine, they’ll never treat ya
Unkind on the public boards, man
Hot time, get it while it’s easy
Don’t mind, RC and the mantoys
Gammas, baby they won’t do you
Like they done before
RESPECC
-By Spodium (Rewrite of Respect, by Aretha Franklin)
(oo) What I want
(oo) Gamma O's got it.
(oo) What I need
(oo) Windrunner's got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respecc when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when I trans-fer
(just a little bit) btches (just a little bit)
I ain't gonna try to be Hur when I come.
Ain't gonna do him wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
He's got rap skills, BABAY! (oo)
But I gotta respec when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
I'm about to give you all my prot gear
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my honor (and arena points :D)
When I trans-fer(just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When I trans-fer (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
------ instrumental break ------
Ooo, your ratio(oo)
Favors the allies (oo)
Plus one for hordies (oo)
Now that's a rally. (oo)
All I need to do (oo) for me
Is go see a trainer when I trans-fer(re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respecc, just a little bit)
When I trans-fer, now (just a little bit)
R-E-S-P-E-C-C
D-P-S Is What I'll Be
R-E-S-P-E-C-C
Punt gomes wee-hee-hee!
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
I gotta respecc(sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
50g to respecc?!?!?! (just a little bit)
I get broke(just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
This costs too much!! (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'specc
When I trans-fer (re, re, re ,re)
KT might walk in (respecc, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respecc(just a little bit)
(oo) What I want
(oo) Gamma O's got it.
(oo) What I need
(oo) Windrunner's got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respecc when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when I trans-fer
(just a little bit) btches (just a little bit)
I ain't gonna try to be Hur when I come.
Ain't gonna do him wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
He's got rap skills, BABAY! (oo)
But I gotta respec when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
I'm about to give you all my prot gear
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my honor (and arena points :D)
When I trans-fer(just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When I trans-fer (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
------ instrumental break ------
Ooo, your ratio(oo)
Favors the allies (oo)
Plus one for hordies (oo)
Now that's a rally. (oo)
All I need to do (oo) for me
Is go see a trainer when I trans-fer(re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respecc, just a little bit)
When I trans-fer, now (just a little bit)
R-E-S-P-E-C-C
D-P-S Is What I'll Be
R-E-S-P-E-C-C
Punt gomes wee-hee-hee!
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
I gotta respecc(sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
50g to respecc?!?!?! (just a little bit)
I get broke(just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
This costs too much!! (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'specc
When I trans-fer (re, re, re ,re)
KT might walk in (respecc, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respecc(just a little bit)
She Will Be Horde
-By Huracan (Rewrite of Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved")
Night elf queen of level eighteen
She had some trouble with her quest
Horde was always there to gank her
She always honored kill to someone else
I rode for miles and miles
And found out you weren’t Horde
I’ve helped so many other switchers but somehow
I’d want you Horde
I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Barrens in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to quest awhile
And she will be leveled
She will be leveled
Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I know it can feel so insecure
When your not MT’ing anymore
It’s not always human faces and Night elf eyes
It’s battlegrounds that moves WoW along, yeah
Alliance is full and the Horde’s always open
You can come anytime you want
I don’t mind missing all my raids
Questing with you in Tirisfal Glades
Look for the girl with Blood elf smile
Ask her if she wants hit SFK for awhile
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
At level forty you can ride
Alone and go far
Know all of the things that makes Horde who we are
I know that goodbye means having to log
Servers back and begs me to log n’ say “Hi” every time she logs
Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Arathi in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to hit SM for awhile
And she will be leveled
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye
Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye
Yeah
I don’t mind missing all my raids
Out in the Ungoro in the pouring rain
Hurts so much to log at night
Night elf queen of level eighteen
She had some trouble with her quest
Horde was always there to gank her
She always honored kill to someone else
I rode for miles and miles
And found out you weren’t Horde
I’ve helped so many other switchers but somehow
I’d want you Horde
I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Barrens in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to quest awhile
And she will be leveled
She will be leveled
Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I know it can feel so insecure
When your not MT’ing anymore
It’s not always human faces and Night elf eyes
It’s battlegrounds that moves WoW along, yeah
Alliance is full and the Horde’s always open
You can come anytime you want
I don’t mind missing all my raids
Questing with you in Tirisfal Glades
Look for the girl with Blood elf smile
Ask her if she wants hit SFK for awhile
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
At level forty you can ride
Alone and go far
Know all of the things that makes Horde who we are
I know that goodbye means having to log
Servers back and begs me to log n’ say “Hi” every time she logs
Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Arathi in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to hit SM for awhile
And she will be leveled
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye
Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye
Yeah
I don’t mind missing all my raids
Out in the Ungoro in the pouring rain
Hurts so much to log at night
Monday, February 18, 2008
Don't Stop the Raidin'
By Sqeeks (Originally "Don't Stop Believin'", by Journey)
Just a small town Gnome
Livin' in I-ron-forge
She took the Deeprun Tram
Goin' anywhere...
Just a city Gnome
Born and raised in South Stormwind
He took the Deeprun Tram
Goin' anywhere...
A singer in a smokey Inn
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For /smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Guildees waiting
Around the meeting stone
Their /invites sending
Out tonight
Raid night, people
Livin' just to find emoticons
Raidin', long into the night
Workin' hard to get my spear
Everybody wants some gear
Payin' anything to /roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to get stuck in blues
Oh, the raid never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Guildees waiting
Around the meeting stone
Their /invites sending
Out tonight
Raid night, people
Livin' just to find emoticons
Raidin', long into the night
[Instrumental Interlude.]
Don't stop the raidin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Raid night, people
Don't stop raidin'
Hold on
Raid night, people
Just a small town Gnome
Livin' in I-ron-forge
She took the Deeprun Tram
Goin' anywhere...
Just a city Gnome
Born and raised in South Stormwind
He took the Deeprun Tram
Goin' anywhere...
A singer in a smokey Inn
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For /smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Guildees waiting
Around the meeting stone
Their /invites sending
Out tonight
Raid night, people
Livin' just to find emoticons
Raidin', long into the night
Workin' hard to get my spear
Everybody wants some gear
Payin' anything to /roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to get stuck in blues
Oh, the raid never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Guildees waiting
Around the meeting stone
Their /invites sending
Out tonight
Raid night, people
Livin' just to find emoticons
Raidin', long into the night
[Instrumental Interlude.]
Don't stop the raidin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Raid night, people
Don't stop raidin'
Hold on
Raid night, people
You're the One That I Want
By Erienne (Originally "You're the One That I Want" from the play Grease)
Huracan:
Sammy!
Samora:
Tell me about it stud!
Huracan:
I got sunders
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm using Whirlwind
'Cause the Stormchops
you're supplyin',
they’re electrifyin'!
Samora:
You better shape up,
'cause I need a tank
and my hearth still has two,
You better shape up;
you better understand
I’m DPS, tanking’s all on you...
Huracan:
Striders left, striders left for me to do...
Both:
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one I want), o,o, oo, Sammy.
The one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o,o,oo, Hura.
The one that I want
(you are the one I want want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
In SSC...
Samora:
If you're spec’d
for protection,
you'll intervene my way,
There’s a Tainted in my direction,
Vashj dies today...
Huracan:
I better shape up,
'cause you need a tank
Samora:
I need a tank
who can keep me alive.
Huracan:
I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
Samora:
You better prove
That my respec is justified
Huracan:
Are you sure?
Both:
Yes, I'm sure Lastcall is bi...
Both:
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o, o, oo, Sammy.
The one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o,o,oo, Hura.
The one that I want
(you are the one I want),o, o, oo
The one I need.
In SSC....
Here's the video to go with the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWaVMTlm8_8
Huracan:
Sammy!
Samora:
Tell me about it stud!
Huracan:
I got sunders
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm using Whirlwind
'Cause the Stormchops
you're supplyin',
they’re electrifyin'!
Samora:
You better shape up,
'cause I need a tank
and my hearth still has two,
You better shape up;
you better understand
I’m DPS, tanking’s all on you...
Huracan:
Striders left, striders left for me to do...
Both:
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one I want), o,o, oo, Sammy.
The one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o,o,oo, Hura.
The one that I want
(you are the one I want want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
In SSC...
Samora:
If you're spec’d
for protection,
you'll intervene my way,
There’s a Tainted in my direction,
Vashj dies today...
Huracan:
I better shape up,
'cause you need a tank
Samora:
I need a tank
who can keep me alive.
Huracan:
I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
Samora:
You better prove
That my respec is justified
Huracan:
Are you sure?
Both:
Yes, I'm sure Lastcall is bi...
Both:
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o, o, oo, Sammy.
The one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o,o,oo, Hura.
The one that I want
(you are the one I want),o, o, oo
The one I need.
In SSC....
Here's the video to go with the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWaVMTlm8_8
Thrall
By Trudatt (Adapted from the opening speech in "Patton")
...Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Orcs, all this stuff you've heard about the Horde not wanting to play D in AV - wanting to zerg the AS, is a lot of horse dung. Horde, traditionally, love to fight. All real trolls love the sting of battle. When you were orclings, you all admired the champion flag carrier, the fastest runner, High Overlord Sauerfang, the toughest arena masters.
The Horde love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Horde plays to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for an undead who lost and laughed. That's why the Horde have never lost, and never will lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Horde.
Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap... Now, we have the finest spicy crawdads and arena gear, the highest crit, and the best tauren in Azeroth. You know, by god, I actually pity those poor Alliance we're goin' up against. By god, I do. We're not just gonna punt the gnomes, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to oil the saddles of our epic mounts! We're going to murder those lousy Dwarf bastards by the bushel!
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll /chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Alliance are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your flag carrier's face, you'll know what to do.
Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are camping GYs. We're not camping anything. Let the Elves do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a plainstrider.
Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back to Orgrimmar, and you may thank god for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandorc on your knee, and he asks you: 'What did you do in the Great Battle of Alterac Valley?', you won't have to say: 'Well, I sat in a cave and AFKed.'
All right, now you sons-of-draenais, you know how I feel and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.
...Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Orcs, all this stuff you've heard about the Horde not wanting to play D in AV - wanting to zerg the AS, is a lot of horse dung. Horde, traditionally, love to fight. All real trolls love the sting of battle. When you were orclings, you all admired the champion flag carrier, the fastest runner, High Overlord Sauerfang, the toughest arena masters.
The Horde love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Horde plays to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for an undead who lost and laughed. That's why the Horde have never lost, and never will lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Horde.
Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap... Now, we have the finest spicy crawdads and arena gear, the highest crit, and the best tauren in Azeroth. You know, by god, I actually pity those poor Alliance we're goin' up against. By god, I do. We're not just gonna punt the gnomes, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to oil the saddles of our epic mounts! We're going to murder those lousy Dwarf bastards by the bushel!
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll /chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Alliance are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your flag carrier's face, you'll know what to do.
Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are camping GYs. We're not camping anything. Let the Elves do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a plainstrider.
Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back to Orgrimmar, and you may thank god for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandorc on your knee, and he asks you: 'What did you do in the Great Battle of Alterac Valley?', you won't have to say: 'Well, I sat in a cave and AFKed.'
All right, now you sons-of-draenais, you know how I feel and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.
SPOD
By Spodium (Originally "Theme from Shaft", by Isaac Hayes)
Who's the black private **#!
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SPOD!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SPOD!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SPOD!
Right On!
They say this cat Spodium is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout SPOD.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his women (see Gamma O)
SPODIUM!
Who's the black private **#!
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SPOD!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SPOD!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SPOD!
Right On!
They say this cat Spodium is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout SPOD.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his women (see Gamma O)
SPODIUM!
Gamma O!
By Shadowbunny (Originally "Mickey", by Toni Basil)
Gamma O
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Gamma O!
Gamma O!
Gamma O
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Gamma O!
Gamma O!.
Gamma O
You've been raiding all night
And that's a little long
You think you'll be all right
But you really need a song
Huracan and Manos write
So we can sing along
'Cos when we read your words
We will have to sing along
You give us all thrills
Please baby please
Don't leave Gamma all alone
Gamma O, what a pity
They don't understand
They take us by the hearts
When they write those songs by hand
Gamma O, pretty lyrics
Make us want to dance
It's guys like these Gamma!
Oh what they do Gamma, do Gamma
Don't break our hearts!
Gamma O
Now when they take our hearts
Who will ever know
Every time we post
A little more is known
I think we are the muse
And we can sing along, Oh Gamma
So c'mon and give them to us whenever you can
Any way you wanna write
We will understand
But please, please don't leave us
humming to ourselves
Gamma O! what a pity
They don't understand
They take us by the hearts
When they write those songs by hand
Gamma O, pretty lyrics
Make us want to dance
It's guys like these Gamma!
Oh what they do Gamma, do Gamma
Don't break our hearts!
Gamma O
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Gamma O!
Gamma O!
Gamma O
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Gamma O!
Gamma O!.
Gamma O
You've been raiding all night
And that's a little long
You think you'll be all right
But you really need a song
Huracan and Manos write
So we can sing along
'Cos when we read your words
We will have to sing along
You give us all thrills
Please baby please
Don't leave Gamma all alone
Gamma O, what a pity
They don't understand
They take us by the hearts
When they write those songs by hand
Gamma O, pretty lyrics
Make us want to dance
It's guys like these Gamma!
Oh what they do Gamma, do Gamma
Don't break our hearts!
Gamma O
Now when they take our hearts
Who will ever know
Every time we post
A little more is known
I think we are the muse
And we can sing along, Oh Gamma
So c'mon and give them to us whenever you can
Any way you wanna write
We will understand
But please, please don't leave us
humming to ourselves
Gamma O! what a pity
They don't understand
They take us by the hearts
When they write those songs by hand
Gamma O, pretty lyrics
Make us want to dance
It's guys like these Gamma!
Oh what they do Gamma, do Gamma
Don't break our hearts!
Can't Get Enough of AV
By Spodium (Originally "Can't Get Enough of Your Love", by Barry White)
[spoken]
I've heard people say that
Too much honor is not good for you, AV.
Oh no
But I don't know about that
There's many times that I've fought.
I've WSG'd, AB'd, EotS'd
It doesn't seem to me like it's enough, tokens.
There's just not enough of it
There's just not enough
Oh oh, babe
[sung]
My hordies I, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh, some things I can't get used to
No matter how I try
Just like how bad I suck, the arenas.
And baby, that's no lie
Oh no, babe
Tell me, what can I buy?
What am I gonna do?
What upgrade will best help me to pwn you?
What kind of gear is this that you're givin' me?
Is it your armor scraps or a Touch of Defeat?
Girl, all I know is every time you're here
I hit the POM
Somethin' moves
I target you
Do whatcha got to do (?)
Darling, I can't get enough of AV babe
Girl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why
I can't get enough of AV babe
Oh no, babe
AV, if I could only make you see
And make you understand
That welfare epics are all I need
And more than trolls can stand
Oh well
How can I explain all the things I feel?
You've given me so much (DPS)
AV, you're so unreal
Still I keep loving you
More and more each time
Except on retard weekend
Because noobs blow my mind
I get the same old feelin' every time they're here
I feel the loss
Somethin' moves
I scream "you suck"
Do whatcha got to do (?)
Hordies, I can't get enough of AV babe
Oh no, babe
[spoken]
AV, let me take all of two secs to find you
But, thanks to dailies, it's gonna take
the rest of my life to win you
[sung]
Oh no, babe
My hordies I, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh my darling, I can't get enough of your love babe
My hordies, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh babe
[spoken]
I've heard people say that
Too much honor is not good for you, AV.
Oh no
But I don't know about that
There's many times that I've fought.
I've WSG'd, AB'd, EotS'd
It doesn't seem to me like it's enough, tokens.
There's just not enough of it
There's just not enough
Oh oh, babe
[sung]
My hordies I, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh, some things I can't get used to
No matter how I try
Just like how bad I suck, the arenas.
And baby, that's no lie
Oh no, babe
Tell me, what can I buy?
What am I gonna do?
What upgrade will best help me to pwn you?
What kind of gear is this that you're givin' me?
Is it your armor scraps or a Touch of Defeat?
Girl, all I know is every time you're here
I hit the POM
Somethin' moves
I target you
Do whatcha got to do (?)
Darling, I can't get enough of AV babe
Girl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why
I can't get enough of AV babe
Oh no, babe
AV, if I could only make you see
And make you understand
That welfare epics are all I need
And more than trolls can stand
Oh well
How can I explain all the things I feel?
You've given me so much (DPS)
AV, you're so unreal
Still I keep loving you
More and more each time
Except on retard weekend
Because noobs blow my mind
I get the same old feelin' every time they're here
I feel the loss
Somethin' moves
I scream "you suck"
Do whatcha got to do (?)
Hordies, I can't get enough of AV babe
Oh no, babe
[spoken]
AV, let me take all of two secs to find you
But, thanks to dailies, it's gonna take
the rest of my life to win you
[sung]
Oh no, babe
My hordies I, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh my darling, I can't get enough of your love babe
My hordies, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh babe
Sunday, February 17, 2008
My Crafts
By Huracan (Originally "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.)
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my lovely tailor craft (Check it out)
I drive my guildies crazy
Cause I forgo my dailies
My armor is never tattered
Cause I got sexy patterns
Spelltrike n' Of Blasting
Shadoweave n' Battlecasting
Epics I'd be shardin'
All their money they be spendin' fly
Free? don't be askin'
They say they love my crafts‘n,
7K to max proffesions
I say no, but they keep askin'
Gold I keep on takin'
And free I ain't makin'
Even if we're datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My crafts (crafts), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (crafts)
You love my epic crafts (love)
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (love),
My crafts they got you
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
What you gon' do with all them shards
All those shards inside your bank
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
Cos of my crafts (ha), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (what).
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (ha), my lovely chanter craft (Check it out)
I met Diavola down at Scholo
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your tailor, you can spend your money
Let's spend and money
I mix your gear wit my sexy crazy chants
Milky, milky damage charts,
Mix your gear wit my epic chants, milky, milky dpsssss.
They say my craft is sexy
The boys they wanna msg me
They always standing next to me,
Always casting next to me,
Tryin' a feel my craft, bump
Looking at my stats, bump
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, with this geared momma
So don't reset the charts boy,
You ain't that grand, boy,
I'm just tryn'a cast boy,
And use my crafts.
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts.
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
In the stats and on the charts (crafts)
My dps'in' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with that epic set?
That epic set that brings hurt
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha)
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my lovely tailor craft (Check it out)
I drive my guildies crazy
Cause I forgo my dailies
My armor is never tattered
Cause I got sexy patterns
Spelltrike n' Of Blasting
Shadoweave n' Battlecasting
Epics I'd be shardin'
All their money they be spendin' fly
Free? don't be askin'
They say they love my crafts‘n,
7K to max proffesions
I say no, but they keep askin'
Gold I keep on takin'
And free I ain't makin'
Even if we're datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My crafts (crafts), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (crafts)
You love my epic crafts (love)
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (love),
My crafts they got you
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
What you gon' do with all them shards
All those shards inside your bank
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
Cos of my crafts (ha), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (what).
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (ha), my lovely chanter craft (Check it out)
I met Diavola down at Scholo
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your tailor, you can spend your money
Let's spend and money
I mix your gear wit my sexy crazy chants
Milky, milky damage charts,
Mix your gear wit my epic chants, milky, milky dpsssss.
They say my craft is sexy
The boys they wanna msg me
They always standing next to me,
Always casting next to me,
Tryin' a feel my craft, bump
Looking at my stats, bump
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, with this geared momma
So don't reset the charts boy,
You ain't that grand, boy,
I'm just tryn'a cast boy,
And use my crafts.
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts.
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
In the stats and on the charts (crafts)
My dps'in' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with that epic set?
That epic set that brings hurt
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha)
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
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