Forum Troll

By Hitmeplz & Tharamis (Originally by Dennis Leary)


Hitmeplz:
Noobs
I would like to post a comment about the Azerothian Dream
About me
About … me
About the way my forum posts anger you to your very soul
About that anger you feel in the cockles of your soul
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in your brain
Maybe in your gut
Maybe even in the colon
We don’t know

I’m just a regular player
Who kills regular mobs,
I’m your average teen
Suburbanite blob
I like boobies, and emo, and the guild whoore.
I’ve got an average room,
On my mom’s second floor.
My mouse, and my comp,
My raids, and my guild
My hair over one eye,
And a PvP build.
But sometimes that just ain’t enough
To keep a boy like me entertained
Tharamis: Oh no, No way, uh uhh.
No I gotta log on and have fun
At someone else’s expense
Tharamis: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I derail your thread
And then start to blame
All the others around me are going insane,

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, such a forum troll)

I go to class forums
And QQ about each thread
I’m not on my main, but my level two rogue instead

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s WoW’s biggest forum troll)

Sometimes I roll onto another realm
To brag about killing
Players with PvE helms

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a real F**king forum troll)

Maybe I shouldn’t be postin’ this song,
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s the WoW’s biggest a forum troll)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna create 8 different alts, all level 2,
so you can't B**ch about them being level 1 alts.
Then I'm gonna roll around on the forums of classes I don't play
Complaining about how OP they are
YEAH!
And then I'm gonna run around ironforge, begging for 1g from every person I meet
Starting trouble in trade chat with people too dumb to ignore me.
And when I'm done with that,
I'm gonna visit my realm's forums, and tell guilds they suck cuz they can't kill Illidan in a week.
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Why?
Two Words: Wel-F***ing-fare epics.
That's right. My main that you've never seen and I won't prove I have has scads of 'em.
Nihilum, Forlorn, Death and Taxes, they can have all the epics they want.
They can have a big epic party in the middle of Shattrah, and it won't make a lick of difference, cuz I got the epics.

Helba's not dead! She's frozen!
And when we thaw her out, she's gonna be pissed.
Why?
Have you ever impersonated a girl only to get caught and have to fake your own death?
That's how pissed off she's gonna be.
And then we're gonna get Youbaicat
And McStabberson
And Lastword
And we're gonna get a case of Red Bull
And borrow our mom's van and drive down to Blizz headquarters
And --

Tharamis: Hey, Hey! You know you really are a forum troll

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that forum troll
And it turns out it was him
What a forum troll!

I'm an forum troll
Tharamis: he's a forum troll, what a forum troll
I'm a forum troll
Tharamis: he's the worlds biggest forum troll

F -- O – R -- U – M –- TROLL - ING
Everybody!!
F -- O – R -- U – M -- TROLL - ING

*Dog looting noises in AV*

I'm a forum troll and proud of it!

Diavola went down to Goldshire

-By Hitmeplz (Rewrite of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band)

Diavola went down to Goldshire
Lookin for a soul to steal
She was low on shards
Raid time wasn’t far
She was willin’ to make a deal
When he came across this little gnome
Grindin a mob, DPSin a lot
Dia jumped up on the mailbox and said
“Gnome, lemme tell ya what”
I guess you didn’t know it,
But I’m a DPSer too
And if you care to take dare,
I’ll make a bet with you

Now you throw out pretty good numbers gnome
But give diavola her due
I got 1k gold against your soul,
That says I’m better than you.

The gnome said my name’s not important
And I’m only level 10
But I’ll take your bet
You’re gonna regret
Cuz I’m the best that’s ever been.

Gnome sharpen up your sword
And heroic strike that mob hard
Cuz hell’s broke loose in Azeroth
And Dia needs a shard
And if you win you this 1k worth of gold
But if you lose, dia shards your souuuulll.

*Key wicked fiddlin’*

Dia summoned her imp and said I’ll start this show
Fire flew from Immolate as she readied the killing blows
She immolated and then scorched that mob and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of succubi joined in and it sounded something like this:

*Queue screams of agony and searing flesh, uh, solo*

When dia finished the gnome said
Well you’re pretty good there hun,
But take a seat right over there and lemme show you how it’s done

He played:

Oh hell boy, you better run
Heroic strike is your only button
Dia’s lookin pissed that you even tried
Wastin her time, you’re about to get fried

*Frantic gnomish noises solo*

The gnome just bowed his head cuz he knew that he’d been beat
And diavola started casting curses at his feet
The gnome said one last thing as death was closing in
You tricked me you wretched %!*#!, I’m only level 10!