Saturday, March 1, 2008

Trolls and Posters

By Crackerjack (originally, "Kids and Heroes" by Bouncing Souls)

Hey whos this level one?
A battle never won
but always battling.
Seems like nothing
Could break you down.
How low can you go?
And is it worth it?
Nothing in WoW is in real life anyway
You're here
Guess you weren't here from the start
In the end.
Mcstabberson will stab your heart.

Hey whos this level one?
A battle never won
but always battling.
Seems like nothing
Could break you down.
How low can you go?
And is it worth it?
Nothing in WoW is in real life anyway
You're here
I guess you were here from the start
In the end.
Mcstabberson will stab your heart.

Hey where did he go?
Everything trolls fight for
and everything they mean.
Maybe they were just ignored.
O look theres some more.
There are only a few things
That really belong to me.
Who's their main?
What's their point?
Do I really Care?
Do I really Care?

Hey where have they gone?
They used to be the ones
Looking for attention
In some foreign realm
Ignored by local readers
Never knowing all along
The truth, was right here
In my own song.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Be As

By Crackerjack (Originally "Be As", by Prozakk

CJ loves to dance around
He'll never settle down
Always jumping up and down (and)

Blackish ganks you in Ironforge
South of the Searing Gorge
Always living out of sight

Everybody knows somebody trying to get free

Be as Orc as you want to
Be as Dwarf as you want to
Be as Gnome as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as Troll as you want to
Be as Tauren as you want to
Be Night Elf if you want to
We have avatars to hold onto.

And if there is a day that you and I could both be free
Away from judgemental negativity

Spodium, came from another server
Thinks trolls here are more clever
Now hes made forum friends (like)

Shadowbunny a rogue girl
Gave windrunner a whirl
Now part of a sorority

Everybodys got somebody telling them what to be

Be as Orc as you want to
Be as Dwarf as you want to
Be as Gnome as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as Troll as you want to
Be as Tauren as you want to
Be Night Elf if you want to
We have avatars to hold onto.

And if there is a way that You and I could both be free
Posting without flaming, embrace creativity!

Na na na na na na...

And if there is a way that You and I could both be free
Have a little understanding and we will be

Be as Orc as you want to
Be as Dwarf as you want to
Be as Gnome as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as Troll as you want to
Be as Tauren as you want to
Be Night Elf if you want to
We have avatars to hold onto.

Be Mantoys if you want to
Be Witty if you want to
Be as nice as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as sweet as you want to
Play this game if you want to
Sing aloud if you want to
We all want to hear from you!

:)


For the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacVgQ89b2E

Monday, February 25, 2008

Forum Troll

By Hitmeplz & Tharamis (Originally by Dennis Leary)


Hitmeplz:
Noobs
I would like to post a comment about the Azerothian Dream
About me
About … me
About the way my forum posts anger you to your very soul
About that anger you feel in the cockles of your soul
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in your brain
Maybe in your gut
Maybe even in the colon
We don’t know

I’m just a regular player
Who kills regular mobs,
I’m your average teen
Suburbanite blob
I like boobies, and emo, and the guild whoore.
I’ve got an average room,
On my mom’s second floor.
My mouse, and my comp,
My raids, and my guild
My hair over one eye,
And a PvP build.
But sometimes that just ain’t enough
To keep a boy like me entertained
Tharamis: Oh no, No way, uh uhh.
No I gotta log on and have fun
At someone else’s expense
Tharamis: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I derail your thread
And then start to blame
All the others around me are going insane,

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, such a forum troll)

I go to class forums
And QQ about each thread
I’m not on my main, but my level two rogue instead

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s WoW’s biggest forum troll)

Sometimes I roll onto another realm
To brag about killing
Players with PvE helms

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a real F**king forum troll)

Maybe I shouldn’t be postin’ this song,
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s the WoW’s biggest a forum troll)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna create 8 different alts, all level 2,
so you can't B**ch about them being level 1 alts.
Then I'm gonna roll around on the forums of classes I don't play
Complaining about how OP they are
YEAH!
And then I'm gonna run around ironforge, begging for 1g from every person I meet
Starting trouble in trade chat with people too dumb to ignore me.
And when I'm done with that,
I'm gonna visit my realm's forums, and tell guilds they suck cuz they can't kill Illidan in a week.
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Why?
Two Words: Wel-F***ing-fare epics.
That's right. My main that you've never seen and I won't prove I have has scads of 'em.
Nihilum, Forlorn, Death and Taxes, they can have all the epics they want.
They can have a big epic party in the middle of Shattrah, and it won't make a lick of difference, cuz I got the epics.

Helba's not dead! She's frozen!
And when we thaw her out, she's gonna be pissed.
Why?
Have you ever impersonated a girl only to get caught and have to fake your own death?
That's how pissed off she's gonna be.
And then we're gonna get Youbaicat
And McStabberson
And Lastword
And we're gonna get a case of Red Bull
And borrow our mom's van and drive down to Blizz headquarters
And --

Tharamis: Hey, Hey! You know you really are a forum troll

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that forum troll
And it turns out it was him
What a forum troll!

I'm an forum troll
Tharamis: he's a forum troll, what a forum troll
I'm a forum troll
Tharamis: he's the worlds biggest forum troll

F -- O – R -- U – M –- TROLL - ING
Everybody!!
F -- O – R -- U – M -- TROLL - ING

*Dog looting noises in AV*

I'm a forum troll and proud of it!

She's Got a Ticket to Ride (The Aggro Line)

By Diavola (Originally "She's Got a Ticket to Ride" by The Beatles)

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
The lock that's driving me mad
Is going to raid.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

She don't like raiding with me
Her damage might sink, yeah.
For she would never unleash
When I was the tank.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

I don't know why she's ridin' so high,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.
Before she looks at Omen, she'll die.
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.

I think I'm gonna' be sad,
I think it's today yeah.
The lock that's driving me mad
Is going to raid, yeah.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

I don't know why she's ridin' so high,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.
Before she looks at Omen, she'll die,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.

She don't like raiding with me
Her damage might sink, yeah.
For she would never unleash
When I was the tank.

Ah, she's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

My warlock won't die, my warlock won't die.
My warlock won't die, my warlock won't die.
My warlock won't die, my warlock won't die.

Hey Sam

By Crackerjack(Orginally "Hey Jude" by The Beatles)

Hey, Sam, this song's for you
Took a sad song, and made it WoW style.
Remember to sing along as you read
Then you can lead your Jungle Style.

Hey, Sam, don't be too shy
This was made to get your attention
The minute you sing the song in your head
Your brain is fed with music tension.

And anytime you are at work, hey, Sam, I lurk
These forums are not the same without you.
Well don't you know its a fool, who plays it cool
By writing a "Hey Jude" song about you.

Hey Sam, come roll a horde
I have found you, and I will guild you.
Remember, to let us into your heart
Then I will start, the sword I'll build you.

So come on out, I'll get you in, hey, Sam, begin
We're waiting for a tank to perform with.
And don't you go if you bring two. WoW Girls, you too
the horde needs some more gamma omega.

Hey Sam, this final plea
Is a bad song, so make it better.
To do this, create a new femme fatale
then you will get, a recruit letter.

Don't Nerf Me Now

By Kazura (Originally "Don't Stop Me Now", by Queen)



Tonight I'm gonna puzzle a bunch of raid leaders
I feel l33t~
And the raid, I'll kill 'em all right now
I'm standing here with all my loot
So don't nerf me now
Don't nerf me
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
The attunement boss

I'm a aggro sensitive beast with a billion HP
Frequently dropping aggro most guilds hate me!
I'm the guy you thave to kill to get the easy
Drops, theres no chance you're dropping me
I'm burning through your tanks yah!
Two million degrees thats why they call me mister Fire Res
I'm swinging faster than a rogue with slice and dice
I wanna make a fool out of you!

Don't Nerf me now
I'm having such a good time
Just wiping you all
Don't Nerf me now
If you wanna pay a repair bill
Just run in my lair lol
Don't Nerf me now
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
Don't Nerf me now
Yes I'm having a good time
I don't wanna drop below 90% at all

I'm a skill-gearcheck on your to BT
You're on a wipe-course
I don't trop any Tier
I'm an out of control pwn machine
I'm a hard boss with no reset
Like an OP Drood about to oh oh oh oh oh OWN!
I'm burning through your tanks yah!
Two million degrees thats why they call me mister Fire Res
I'm swinging faster than a rogue with slice and dice
I wanna make a fool out of you!

Don't nerf me don't nerf me, don't nerf me hey hey hey!
Don't nerf me don't nerf me ooh ooh ooh
I like it
Don't nerf me don't nerf me
Havin a good time wipin you all
Don't nerf me don't nerf me
ohhhhhhhwned!

(Lock solos)

ohhhhhh
I'm burning through your tanks yah!
Two million degrees thats why they call me mister Fire Res
I'm swinging faster than a rogue with slice and dice
I wanna make a fool out of you!

Don't nerf me now
I'm having such a good time
Just wiping you all
Don't nerf me now
If you wanna pay a repair bill
(all right) Just run in my lair lol
Don't nerf me now
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
Don't nerf me now
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
I don't wanna drop below 90% at all

Sunday, February 24, 2008

@beradir

By Myearsitch (lvl 22 from WR)


She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I met her on the Internet
Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

I found her at AOL love online
she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find
I downloaded her picture and what a dream
looked like a face cut out of a magazine
Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind.

Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more
I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor
I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug
I reach for the mouse when I want to make love
And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I feel like I know her oh so well
Every time she tells a joke I LOL
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

Her online love is so very hot.
And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot.
It all seemed so perfect, but one day...

She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news
You and I are www.through
In my heart you’ll always have a place
I just need more, cyberspace
And don’t try to page me on ICQ.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
My friends all say I’ve lost my head
I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web.
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

[Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
She brings me happiness, she brings me joy
I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy.
She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

Raiding Spec

By Kazura (Originally "Nth Degree" by Morningwood)


R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G
R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G
R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G
R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C

If you're Hemo Rogue
Not Destro
Heavy Tanking Furry
Come on everybody
To the Raid with-me

The nine of us
The class leaders
He gets smacked up
She's DPS
He's never respecced
Got Gold On Me
We're uber l33t
To the raid with me

Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

If you're Hemo Rogue
Not Destro
Heavy Tanking Furry
Come on everybody
To the Raid with-me

I've got my farming spec
L2raid was all we did
With Raiding Spec

Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

Now you're you Combat
Gone Destro
Naughty Protty Tanky
Come on everybody
To the Raid with me

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Awesome

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
A little more here

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
A little harder

Uber!


Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

Now you're you Combat
Gone Destro
Naughty Protty Tanky
Come on everybody
To the Raid with me

Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

Now you're you Combat
Gone Destro
Naughty Protty Tanky
Come on everybody
To the Raid with me

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Boss at 83%!

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Boss at 43%!

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Boss at 23%!

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Downed the boss now I'm doing AV!