I'll Be Healing You

By Sqeeks (Originally "Every Breath You Take", by The Police)

Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you


Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be healing you

Oh, can’t you see?
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
With every mob you tank

Every mob you tank
Every mob you spank
Every cc you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you

Since you've died, It's been a DPS race
I dream at night, of us melting face
I LFG but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so newb and I long for a new mace
I keep crying "TANK HIM, TANK HIM please!"

Oh, can’t you see?
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
Every mob you tank


Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you


Every mob you tank
Every mob you span
I’ll be healing you
I’ll be healing you


Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
(I’ll be healing you)

Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
(I’ll be healing you)

Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
(I’ll be healing you)


Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
(I’ll be healing you)

Fish For the Healers

By Crackerjack (Originally, "Beer For My Horses", by Toby Keith)

Well a troll came to share, his twisted views.
Said some loot and been ninjaed,
Some privileges abused.
Somebody blew up on teamspeak
Somebody stole the bank
Somebody caused a wipe
The guild didn't get to far, yeah.
They didn't get to far.

Grand N'aaru told all races back in my day sons
All evil had to answer for the wicked that they'd done.
Take all the rope in Outland
Find a tall oak stump, drag magtherdions head
Hang it high in the street.
For all the people to see.

Light's Justice is the one thing all the healers want.
You got push all of you buttons
You've got to push the line
When all the spells are cast, we'll wait our looting turns
And we'll all head back to the World's End Tavern.
We'll raise up our weapons against evil forces singing
Rumsey rum for tanks, and fish for the healers.

We got too many trolls that all the people feed.
Too much emo and blame that I read.
Its time the emotions are let go
Remember it's game
Send the bosses to there graves, kick ass and take names.


Light's Justice is the one thing all the healers want.
You got push all of you buttons
You've got to push the line
When all the spells are cast, we'll wait our looting turns
And we'll all head back to the World's End Tavern.
We'll raise up our weapons against evil forces singing
Rumsey rum for tanks, and fish for the healers.