Forum Troll

By Hitmeplz & Tharamis (Originally by Dennis Leary)


Hitmeplz:
Noobs
I would like to post a comment about the Azerothian Dream
About me
About … me
About the way my forum posts anger you to your very soul
About that anger you feel in the cockles of your soul
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in your brain
Maybe in your gut
Maybe even in the colon
We don’t know

I’m just a regular player
Who kills regular mobs,
I’m your average teen
Suburbanite blob
I like boobies, and emo, and the guild whoore.
I’ve got an average room,
On my mom’s second floor.
My mouse, and my comp,
My raids, and my guild
My hair over one eye,
And a PvP build.
But sometimes that just ain’t enough
To keep a boy like me entertained
Tharamis: Oh no, No way, uh uhh.
No I gotta log on and have fun
At someone else’s expense
Tharamis: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I derail your thread
And then start to blame
All the others around me are going insane,

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, such a forum troll)

I go to class forums
And QQ about each thread
I’m not on my main, but my level two rogue instead

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s WoW’s biggest forum troll)

Sometimes I roll onto another realm
To brag about killing
Players with PvE helms

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a real F**king forum troll)

Maybe I shouldn’t be postin’ this song,
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s the WoW’s biggest a forum troll)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna create 8 different alts, all level 2,
so you can't B**ch about them being level 1 alts.
Then I'm gonna roll around on the forums of classes I don't play
Complaining about how OP they are
YEAH!
And then I'm gonna run around ironforge, begging for 1g from every person I meet
Starting trouble in trade chat with people too dumb to ignore me.
And when I'm done with that,
I'm gonna visit my realm's forums, and tell guilds they suck cuz they can't kill Illidan in a week.
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Why?
Two Words: Wel-F***ing-fare epics.
That's right. My main that you've never seen and I won't prove I have has scads of 'em.
Nihilum, Forlorn, Death and Taxes, they can have all the epics they want.
They can have a big epic party in the middle of Shattrah, and it won't make a lick of difference, cuz I got the epics.

Helba's not dead! She's frozen!
And when we thaw her out, she's gonna be pissed.
Why?
Have you ever impersonated a girl only to get caught and have to fake your own death?
That's how pissed off she's gonna be.
And then we're gonna get Youbaicat
And McStabberson
And Lastword
And we're gonna get a case of Red Bull
And borrow our mom's van and drive down to Blizz headquarters
And --

Tharamis: Hey, Hey! You know you really are a forum troll

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that forum troll
And it turns out it was him
What a forum troll!

I'm an forum troll
Tharamis: he's a forum troll, what a forum troll
I'm a forum troll
Tharamis: he's the worlds biggest forum troll

F -- O – R -- U – M –- TROLL - ING
Everybody!!
F -- O – R -- U – M -- TROLL - ING

*Dog looting noises in AV*

I'm a forum troll and proud of it!