World of Warcraft Dropout

By Manostorgo (Originally "Beauty School Dropout" -- From the play Grease)


Your story sad to tell,
Rootcanal ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent in the guild!
Your toenails so clear now,
But whats left of your game now?
Can't even find a group in trade channel!

Goblins: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

World of Warcraft dropout,
No end game raids for you.
World of Warcraft dropout,,
Missed your attunements and flunked PvP!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your toes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your “hose”
up!

Baby get playing (Baby get playin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the game but not on the hard drive.

If you go for PvP, you could join a arena team.
Turn on your computer and go back to Stormwind!

World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
Hanging around the corner store.
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
It's about time you knew the score.

Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But your toenails make you look like a hooker!

Baby don't avoid it (Don't avoid it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
You know you want to kill acid blobs

Now your mouse cord is curled, your keyboard stored, but still the
forums are cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go back toWorld of Warcraft!

RC don't avoid it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
RC you know it,
Even Dr. Phil’d say the same!

Now I've called the shot, got off the dots, I really gotta
fly!
Gotta be going to that, Tempest Keep, in the sky!

World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now