MT of P.A.N.D.A.

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Harry Chapin's "W.O.L.D.")


Hello Samora, it’s me
What did you think when you saw me accept the invite?
What did the dps say when they knew I was back and going to tank Leo?
Remember how we ran through Karazahn,
And I said, ‘this is the role for me’
And how I got the aggro in the MT spot, and you kept thunderclaping for me?
We were two kids, and I was into heroic runs,
But I just had to pug around,
Its been ages since I left the raid,
Let me tell you ‘bout what’s gone down

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

The drinking I did on my last big run, made my tps low,
They said they liked the feral tank when they needed more aggro.
So I ran with nubs in many terrible pugs, to do late night badge runs,
Then I headed back towards home again, when I learned to use my stuns
Thats how main tanking goes

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

I’ve been making extra money doing normal daily quests,
I’m a big time pug MT,
You should see me running with the little nooblings,
And listen to them praise me,
Got a spot on my new tanking helm, begging for a meta gem,
And a big repair bill from going afk
Blizz says their never gonna go away,

Sometimes I get this crazy dream
That I can solo Prince Malchezaar
But you can add 20,000 healh, but no dps gets no where far,
I’ve been thinking that I should quit warrior MTing,
And roll that prot pally.
Maybe I could settle down, if Samora’d take me back once more?

Ok, Honey I see,
I guess the bull’s better than me,
You don’t have to worry I’m such a happy man
P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, MONIUM!

I am the main tank, of Pandamonium!

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A
Taking all the hits for you, from whatever they are from
The plate covered warrior tank, who is such a BA
Armor DR of 60+, avoidance over 50

I am the main tank, of P – A – N – D – A