By Huracan (Originally "Gold Digger", by Kanye West)
She's tanks like honey when I'm in need
Yeah she's a tanking friend indeed
Oh she's a gravedigger, if you waaaay overthreat
That dig's on me
(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head
(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Cutie the bomb
Met her at the WR forums
She's as cute as summer dawn
Tharamis wanted her on his arm
She said I can see you mock (him)
I can tell you have charm
As far a guilds, you part of Quinnie's flock
I can tell by your charm and your sexy arms
but I'm looking for the one
have you seen him?
My psychic told me he'd dps harder then Quinnie
Diavola, Avellias, Shadowbunny and Mano's four friends
An I gotta tank hard and be bad ass again
OK get your oils and get your friends
We pulled up in Gruul's, after they zoned in
We all went to repair and then I had to pay
If you dpsing with this girl then you better be payed
You know why
It take too much threat to pass her
From what I heard she's got to be the CC buster
My ex guildy used to say she'd break it just to F#$@ with her
I don't care what none of you all say I still love her
(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head
(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
18 k threat, 18 K threat
She's got one of you kids, got you crying big boy tears
I know somebody trying to dps like he's one of the big kids
Samora's repair bill's by far bigger than his
You will see him on raid any given Sunday
Win with the highest roll but can't log off til Monday
She was suppose to buy a raid icon with your money
She went dps and forgot the icon with your money
She walking around looking like Quinnie with your money
Should of got the raid spot insured and got T4 with you money
If you ain't no nub holla, we want CC!
WE WANT CC, Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo raid she gone leave with half (the drops)
18 k threat, 18 k threat
And on his 18th death he found out aggro wasn't even his!
(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head
(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't saying you're a gold digger you got repair needs
You don't want your armor smoked but still can't roll need
You go out to raid, but if can't pay ya'll can't lead
There's nodes to farm in the back, gotta roll up your sleeves
But while ya'll farming, watch her
She gone make epic out of that saber
She got that ambition baby look in her eyes
This week she's farming Vashj next week she's on Kael
So, stick by her side
I know this dude's balling (his eyes out) lol that's nice
And they gone keep pulling and trying
But you stay right girl
But when you tank your on and you got the sexiest ass for a white girl
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head
(Lemme hear that back)
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Teh Warcraft!
By Spodium (Originally "Tequilla" by The Champs)
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Been Caught Ninja'in
By Manostorgo (Originally "Been Caught Stealing", by Jane's Addiction
I've been caught ninja'in;
once when I was level 35...
I enjoy ninja'in.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something,
I don't want to roll for it.
I hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
My Night Elf, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a group.
Make sure they forget master loot.
She grabbed Razorfury Mantle
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
She don't want to roll for it.
She hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
We sat around Ironforge.
We sat and L-O-L'd.
We sat and L-O-L'd and
Posted it into gen chat!
And we did it just like that.
When we want something,
We don't want to roll for it.
We hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey, all right! If I get away, it's mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...
I've been caught ninja'in;
once when I was level 35...
I enjoy ninja'in.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something,
I don't want to roll for it.
I hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
My Night Elf, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a group.
Make sure they forget master loot.
She grabbed Razorfury Mantle
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
She don't want to roll for it.
She hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
We sat around Ironforge.
We sat and L-O-L'd.
We sat and L-O-L'd and
Posted it into gen chat!
And we did it just like that.
When we want something,
We don't want to roll for it.
We hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey, all right! If I get away, it's mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Choices
By Huracan
The night had come the body rested
Meanwhile the mind to the heart protested
Why do your ventures continue to destroy that which I constantly erect and rebuild?
I mean no harm. I seek only to ensure that our life’s destiny is somehow fulfilled
Every choice that you’ve made, every instinct that you chose to follow, has lead to emptiness, left us shattered and feeling hollow.
My relentless efforts as illogical as they may appear, has brought us companionship, warmth and yes the occasional tear.
Occasional tear? Is that what you call it when you curl up go hide? Meanwhile I must put a false front while you toil with the turbulence inside.
I admit I have made poor choices in the past. Putting trust in another makes one vulnerable, but this is how we test, if what we have is strong and will last.
Madness! This, what you do over and over, what you try to attain, borders on insanity.
Call it what you will, but these acts, the need to love and be loved, are what define humanity
Have you ever pause to ask, if what you do is what is best for us all? We all suffer when you fail, the body, the mind and you; the heart most of all.
Would you rather I not pursue love and companionship? Would you have us live as though our existence has already ended? The need to find the other half of what makes us whole, is the very purpose of life only infinitely transcended.
All right go on, I’m listening defend your last choice.
You speak as though you have forgotten the warmth that was the sound of her voice.
Fair enough, she was very beautiful and at the time, she was the pinnicle of the happiness we have ever known in this life.
Even though she’s gone, could you say that in her I made a poor choice? Go ahead, I dare you to try to choke that lie through our voice.
I have thought out every possible scenario by which she could have stayed. I would have pushed this body to its limits to make the age difference go away.
She was the bright light that saw us through our darkest hour. To try and hold her when she was ready to go, would have been so wrong, akin to the act of a coward.
We would have been completely lost, completely broken, had it not been that heaven’s token.
My last choice is what eventually saved me. My last choice was an angel, and her name Jamie.
Mind-
*tears began to flow…
Heart -
I miss her so.
The night had come the body rested
Meanwhile the mind to the heart protested
Why do your ventures continue to destroy that which I constantly erect and rebuild?
I mean no harm. I seek only to ensure that our life’s destiny is somehow fulfilled
Every choice that you’ve made, every instinct that you chose to follow, has lead to emptiness, left us shattered and feeling hollow.
My relentless efforts as illogical as they may appear, has brought us companionship, warmth and yes the occasional tear.
Occasional tear? Is that what you call it when you curl up go hide? Meanwhile I must put a false front while you toil with the turbulence inside.
I admit I have made poor choices in the past. Putting trust in another makes one vulnerable, but this is how we test, if what we have is strong and will last.
Madness! This, what you do over and over, what you try to attain, borders on insanity.
Call it what you will, but these acts, the need to love and be loved, are what define humanity
Have you ever pause to ask, if what you do is what is best for us all? We all suffer when you fail, the body, the mind and you; the heart most of all.
Would you rather I not pursue love and companionship? Would you have us live as though our existence has already ended? The need to find the other half of what makes us whole, is the very purpose of life only infinitely transcended.
All right go on, I’m listening defend your last choice.
You speak as though you have forgotten the warmth that was the sound of her voice.
Fair enough, she was very beautiful and at the time, she was the pinnicle of the happiness we have ever known in this life.
Even though she’s gone, could you say that in her I made a poor choice? Go ahead, I dare you to try to choke that lie through our voice.
I have thought out every possible scenario by which she could have stayed. I would have pushed this body to its limits to make the age difference go away.
She was the bright light that saw us through our darkest hour. To try and hold her when she was ready to go, would have been so wrong, akin to the act of a coward.
We would have been completely lost, completely broken, had it not been that heaven’s token.
My last choice is what eventually saved me. My last choice was an angel, and her name Jamie.
Mind-
*tears began to flow…
Heart -
I miss her so.
World of Warcraft Dropout
By Manostorgo (Originally "Beauty School Dropout" -- From the play Grease)
Your story sad to tell,
Rootcanal ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent in the guild!
Your toenails so clear now,
But whats left of your game now?
Can't even find a group in trade channel!
Goblins: (La lalala lalala lalala...)
World of Warcraft dropout,
No end game raids for you.
World of Warcraft dropout,,
Missed your attunements and flunked PvP!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your toes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your “hose”
up!
Baby get playing (Baby get playin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the game but not on the hard drive.
If you go for PvP, you could join a arena team.
Turn on your computer and go back to Stormwind!
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
Hanging around the corner store.
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
It's about time you knew the score.
Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But your toenails make you look like a hooker!
Baby don't avoid it (Don't avoid it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
You know you want to kill acid blobs
Now your mouse cord is curled, your keyboard stored, but still the
forums are cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go back toWorld of Warcraft!
RC don't avoid it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
RC you know it,
Even Dr. Phil’d say the same!
Now I've called the shot, got off the dots, I really gotta
fly!
Gotta be going to that, Tempest Keep, in the sky!
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
Your story sad to tell,
Rootcanal ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent in the guild!
Your toenails so clear now,
But whats left of your game now?
Can't even find a group in trade channel!
Goblins: (La lalala lalala lalala...)
World of Warcraft dropout,
No end game raids for you.
World of Warcraft dropout,,
Missed your attunements and flunked PvP!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your toes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your “hose”
up!
Baby get playing (Baby get playin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the game but not on the hard drive.
If you go for PvP, you could join a arena team.
Turn on your computer and go back to Stormwind!
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
Hanging around the corner store.
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
It's about time you knew the score.
Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But your toenails make you look like a hooker!
Baby don't avoid it (Don't avoid it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
You know you want to kill acid blobs
Now your mouse cord is curled, your keyboard stored, but still the
forums are cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go back toWorld of Warcraft!
RC don't avoid it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
RC you know it,
Even Dr. Phil’d say the same!
Now I've called the shot, got off the dots, I really gotta
fly!
Gotta be going to that, Tempest Keep, in the sky!
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Who is she?
-By Huracan
In the forums she seem happy, cheerful and so very sweet
In command she is driven, willful and refuses to be beat
I cannot for the life of me figure her out.
Who are you Jennifer? And what are you about?
What is her reason for being so purposeful in this MMO.
Who or what are you hiding from in this place we call WOW?
Who is this woman who seems to be such a contradiction of personalities?
I’ve had heard say more then once, that earning a spot is more then just a formality
She leads a rowdy bunch of raiders she calls Premonition
Attempting to join up with her and her bunch, could never be a lightly decision
They are relentless, purposeful and can certainly be called hardcore
Once you raided with them you will be sucked in and will always be screaming for more
Don’t click on her link don’t bother to apply.
Unless you’ll be bringing your A game to raid boss inside
They are not for the timid or for the faint of heart
When pounding some Vashj you best do you part.
Don’t be shy on Ventrilo you best call out them adds
If you don’t you’ll find yourself gone, she’s done booted your ass
May be its time to stop trying to figure her out
Can any mortal ever truly understand what any woman is about?
Oh no, it seems I’ve dropped the ball,
My name angrily she is bound to call
My turn to click the cube and I’m dead,
I’ve should have just logged went off to bed
Now this intriguing, and driven woman is yelling, at me?
Why oh why, did I ever stop to ask: Quinnie, who is she?
In the forums she seem happy, cheerful and so very sweet
In command she is driven, willful and refuses to be beat
I cannot for the life of me figure her out.
Who are you Jennifer? And what are you about?
What is her reason for being so purposeful in this MMO.
Who or what are you hiding from in this place we call WOW?
Who is this woman who seems to be such a contradiction of personalities?
I’ve had heard say more then once, that earning a spot is more then just a formality
She leads a rowdy bunch of raiders she calls Premonition
Attempting to join up with her and her bunch, could never be a lightly decision
They are relentless, purposeful and can certainly be called hardcore
Once you raided with them you will be sucked in and will always be screaming for more
Don’t click on her link don’t bother to apply.
Unless you’ll be bringing your A game to raid boss inside
They are not for the timid or for the faint of heart
When pounding some Vashj you best do you part.
Don’t be shy on Ventrilo you best call out them adds
If you don’t you’ll find yourself gone, she’s done booted your ass
May be its time to stop trying to figure her out
Can any mortal ever truly understand what any woman is about?
Oh no, it seems I’ve dropped the ball,
My name angrily she is bound to call
My turn to click the cube and I’m dead,
I’ve should have just logged went off to bed
Now this intriguing, and driven woman is yelling, at me?
Why oh why, did I ever stop to ask: Quinnie, who is she?
Monday, February 4, 2008
I Had a Three Way
-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")
And now her end is near and so I face her red curtain,
Samora, I am in your rear,
I’ll give you my all, of which I’m certain..
Diavola, 69, we have been going on all day.
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.
Regrets, not a one, except maybe not calling Quinnie,
I did, what you all wanted to do, and saw it through, with my Winnie.
I planned, each heartfelt stroke, each careful spank, along the byway
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.
Yes there were times, I thought I dreamed.
When I couldn’t belive what was happening.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
Sam ate it up and Dia spit it out,
I faced it all, and stood tall,
And had a three way.
I've loved, I've laughed and cried,
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.
To think, I did all that, and may I say --- not in a shy way,
"Oh no, oh no not me,
I had a three way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
Two great girls, both oh so hot.
To say the things, he truly feels,
Blindfolded, which one of them kneels.
The record shows, she took the blows ---
And had a three way!
I had a three way.
And now her end is near and so I face her red curtain,
Samora, I am in your rear,
I’ll give you my all, of which I’m certain..
Diavola, 69, we have been going on all day.
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.
Regrets, not a one, except maybe not calling Quinnie,
I did, what you all wanted to do, and saw it through, with my Winnie.
I planned, each heartfelt stroke, each careful spank, along the byway
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.
Yes there were times, I thought I dreamed.
When I couldn’t belive what was happening.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
Sam ate it up and Dia spit it out,
I faced it all, and stood tall,
And had a three way.
I've loved, I've laughed and cried,
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.
To think, I did all that, and may I say --- not in a shy way,
"Oh no, oh no not me,
I had a three way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
Two great girls, both oh so hot.
To say the things, he truly feels,
Blindfolded, which one of them kneels.
The record shows, she took the blows ---
And had a three way!
I had a three way.
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