Who is she?

-By Huracan

In the forums she seem happy, cheerful and so very sweet
In command she is driven, willful and refuses to be beat

I cannot for the life of me figure her out.
Who are you Jennifer? And what are you about?

What is her reason for being so purposeful in this MMO.
Who or what are you hiding from in this place we call WOW?

Who is this woman who seems to be such a contradiction of personalities?
I’ve had heard say more then once, that earning a spot is more then just a formality

She leads a rowdy bunch of raiders she calls Premonition
Attempting to join up with her and her bunch, could never be a lightly decision

They are relentless, purposeful and can certainly be called hardcore
Once you raided with them you will be sucked in and will always be screaming for more

Don’t click on her link don’t bother to apply.
Unless you’ll be bringing your A game to raid boss inside

They are not for the timid or for the faint of heart
When pounding some Vashj you best do you part.

Don’t be shy on Ventrilo you best call out them adds
If you don’t you’ll find yourself gone, she’s done booted your ass

May be its time to stop trying to figure her out
Can any mortal ever truly understand what any woman is about?

Oh no, it seems I’ve dropped the ball,
My name angrily she is bound to call

My turn to click the cube and I’m dead,
I’ve should have just logged went off to bed

Now this intriguing, and driven woman is yelling, at me?
Why oh why, did I ever stop to ask: Quinnie, who is she?

I Had a Three Way

-By Tharamis (Rewrite of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")

And now her end is near and so I face her red curtain,
Samora, I am in your rear,
I’ll give you my all, of which I’m certain..
Diavola, 69, we have been going on all day.
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.

Regrets, not a one, except maybe not calling Quinnie,
I did, what you all wanted to do, and saw it through, with my Winnie.
I planned, each heartfelt stroke, each careful spank, along the byway
And much much more than this,
I had a three way.

Yes there were times, I thought I dreamed.
When I couldn’t belive what was happening.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
Sam ate it up and Dia spit it out,
I faced it all, and stood tall,
And had a three way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried,
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.
To think, I did all that, and may I say --- not in a shy way,
"Oh no, oh no not me,
I had a three way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
Two great girls, both oh so hot.
To say the things, he truly feels,
Blindfolded, which one of them kneels.
The record shows, she took the blows ---
And had a three way!

I had a three way.

Spiritmender

By Huracan (Rewrite of "Bartender" by Akon)

Yeah...
Uh-Huh...
Yeah...

Broke up with my guild last night so went to hang with the nubs (so I went to hang with the nubs)
Put on my PvP set to boot and rode in to impress them scrubs
I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show this overworked tank some love
(show me some love)

If you know what I mean...Uh-Huh...
Everyone spammin' me as soon as I join general chat (I joined general chat)
200 level 10 Belfs online and I bet ain't none of them alts (none of them alts)
'Cept for this pretty young Priest that was dancing naked, at bank on top (all the way at the top)
Mami what is your name?

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we hit it off something proper like...

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Got a brand new healer so I feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feels like I just got the rep for a brand new epic ride (new epic ride)
Been grinding higher level zone and letting her die at times (letting her die at times)
I'm Just keeping it real (Uh-huh)
Mami grinding with the scrubs when I can't get free (when I can't get free)
Wednesday night I'm on the waiting list they raid til 3
Everytime I need lowbie pots baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we going to have fun at my spot tonight

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Mami, I'm sure you heard that Horde I rarely come out (ever come out)
Unless I'm main tanking Kara for the big boys to earn some clout
Got a spot on the raid that's empty wanting it to be your spot. (be your spot)
But you leveling hardcore, we can in BG's end up on top. (and I end up on top)
Ain't broke don't think that's why I don't be by Barrens baby
Just looking at you from a distance looking like a god damn star healer (baby)
So Samora don't find out bout' you, follow me from afar (follow me from afar)
'Bout to go bang bang boogie with my cutie when you see me log (see me log)

Oh she made is pots to drink, to drink
We drunk 'em, got buffed
And then I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then she think that, we hit it off something proper like...

Her name was Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like Spiritmender
(Oh if you are looking for me)
I'm at the Barrens with her
(Oh uh-uh, Ok)

Premonition

By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Superstition", by Stevie Wonder)


Very Premonitious, writings on the wall,
Very Premonitious, bosses bout to fall,
BC’s 12 months old baby, nailed Lady Vashj
Several hours of raiding, the loots in your packs.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command ,
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way

Very Premonitious, bring your pots and mats,
Rid me of disease, do all that you can,
Keep up Curse of Affliction, keep me healed all night long,
You wanna raid with me, better give some recognition.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way, yeh, yeh.

Very Premonitious, nothin more to slay,
Very Premonitious, the epics on its way,
BC’s 12 months old baby, nailed Lady Vashj
Several hours of raiding, the loots in your packs.

When you read the strats and follow Quinnie’s command
Then you buff up, Sunstrider beware…
Premonition is on the way, yes, yes, yes

The Horde Ain't Alright

By Blackish (Rewrite of "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring)

When we first joined the future was so bright
Durotar was so alive
And every noob on the whole damn street
Was gonna raid MC and not be beat

Now the horde is cracked and torn
The noobs have leveled but their lives are worn
How can one server
Swallow so many lives?

WoW ain't free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Past all of the
Retarded BE's...

Unrivaled had a chance, well they really did
Instead they stalled out cause the GM danced naked
CoL still lives on but now they PvP
Still owning face but no more PvE :(

DK committed suicide
TMC x-ferred and died
What the hell is going on?
The cruelest dream - Windrunner..


WoW ain't free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Past all of the
Retarded BE's...

Don't Heal Him Like That

By Luptalorian (Rewrite of "Don't Do Me Like That", by Tom Petty)

I was talkin' with a tank friend of mine,
He said a priest had hurt his pride,
Healed him when his health was low and
Then turned around and went shadow
Then I said, "You better watch your step
Have you seen the casters DPS?
Notice how fast the boss dies,
When it’s melting faces time."

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I do more DPS this way baby.
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
Someday I might need mana honey
Don't heal him like that

Listen honey, can't you see? Baby, you still got VE
So when you’re fightin’ in The Eye
Just let those Mind Blasts fly!
But you know you better watch SW: Death
Or you're gonna get hurt yourself.
But if someone near you dies,
Just remember your spec is fine

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I love my DPS this way baby
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that.
I always need mana honey
Don't heal him like that

Somewhere deep down inside,
You might be thinkin,' "Our tank won’t last that long."

But I haven’t drank a mana pot in the past three raids and,
Baby, he’s got a healthstone I’m sure

(Ba da dum, ba da dum da-da dum)

Listen honey, can't you see? Yes you’ll suck at PvP
But when you’re fightin’ in The Eye
Just let those Mind Flays fly!
Go ahead and cast SW: Death
And yes you're gonna hurt yourself
You’re in a healer group this time,
Something tells me you’ll be fine!

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I can’t FD drink now baby
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don’t heal him like that
(repeat, fade out)

Lemmings

By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Memory" from the play CATS)

Twilite, see the Mountain Dew on the counter
And a raid that is waiting
Epic Mounts will fly away
Like the JC I learn to cut my own Dawnstones
I am waiting for the raid

Now Old Ironforge, just before dawn
Through a vendor you can buy a skinning knife
Announces the Druid who has learned cat form
And turns back to a Tree of Life

Lemmings, turn your life to Twilite
Let your Lemmings lead you
Open up, enter in TK
If you down bosses, the epics are waiting
Then a new raid will begin

Lemmings, another raid with Twilite
I can smile at the old raids
I was in all greens back then
I remember when I first saw Serpentshrine
Let the Lemmings raid again

Trinkets, so much better than Smokey’s Lighter
The stale cold smell of Doritos
The final boss dies, another raid is over
Another raid is approaching

Twilite, I must sleep before sunrise
But I want Signet of Eternal Life