Don't Heal Him Like That

By Luptalorian (Rewrite of "Don't Do Me Like That", by Tom Petty)

I was talkin' with a tank friend of mine,
He said a priest had hurt his pride,
Healed him when his health was low and
Then turned around and went shadow
Then I said, "You better watch your step
Have you seen the casters DPS?
Notice how fast the boss dies,
When it’s melting faces time."

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I do more DPS this way baby.
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
Someday I might need mana honey
Don't heal him like that

Listen honey, can't you see? Baby, you still got VE
So when you’re fightin’ in The Eye
Just let those Mind Blasts fly!
But you know you better watch SW: Death
Or you're gonna get hurt yourself.
But if someone near you dies,
Just remember your spec is fine

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I love my DPS this way baby
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that.
I always need mana honey
Don't heal him like that

Somewhere deep down inside,
You might be thinkin,' "Our tank won’t last that long."

But I haven’t drank a mana pot in the past three raids and,
Baby, he’s got a healthstone I’m sure

(Ba da dum, ba da dum da-da dum)

Listen honey, can't you see? Yes you’ll suck at PvP
But when you’re fightin’ in The Eye
Just let those Mind Flays fly!
Go ahead and cast SW: Death
And yes you're gonna hurt yourself
You’re in a healer group this time,
Something tells me you’ll be fine!

Don't heal him like that, Don't heal him like that
I can’t FD drink now baby
Don't heal him like that
Don't heal him like that, Don’t heal him like that
(repeat, fade out)