Mark's Up

By SuzieQ (Originally 'Hands up' by Lloyd Banks)


Mark's up
Shawty when ya raidin wit me we wipen way past quarter ta three (I said Mark's up)
Don't matter where da heck we be I got da kitty right here wit me (I said Mark's up)
Ya know when ya healin da Q gotta 'spect aggro feigned on you (I said mark's up)
Don't care who ya trying ta name cuz da tank still catchin the blame (I said mark's up)

Ya go pointen fingers at me ya betta hope da grave ain't too far (This shot is multi)
Distractin mobs off da tank cuz da healers ain't touchin my bar (This shot is multi)
Now da mobs chasin after me cuz da tanks ain't doing their job (this shot is multi)
Feign death the mages in the game flat on the floor like an ink blob (this shot is multi)


(YA)It feels so good to live aggro free. Im tearin meters up while your priest healin me
It mean the world to them its nothin but a stat to me, why diss, I never miss just let a great hunter be
Ima Huntard and not to be confused with a retard
Tank in the front in the back got the casta, ta make this pull I gotta be da master
I wouldn't mark up a mob if I tell ya and Im busy so I pull a bit faster
You cant tell me no if I dont ask ya... huh, tank's plastered
scrapin his a** off da ground like a gasket, diss me I send ya home in a casket
Rule number 1 learn to run or get ya a** hit. Thats it
Feign death then your bodies stiff, By the same Huntas you used to party with

Mark's up
Shawty when ya raidin wit me we wipen way past quarter ta three (I said Mark's up)
Don't matter where da heck we be I got da kitty right here wit me (I said Mark's up)
Ya know when ya healin da Q gotta 'spect aggro feigned on you (I said mark's up)
Don't care who ya trying ta name cuz da tank still catchin the blame (I said mark's up)

Ya go pointen fingers at me ya betta hope da grave ain't too far (This shot is multi)
Distractin mobs off da tank cuz da healers ain't touchin my bar (This shot is multi)
Now da mobs chasin after me cuz da tanks ain't doing their job (this shot is multi)
Feign death the mages in the game flat on the floor like an ink blob (this shot is multi)


(YA)I cruise through the raid, already gettin paid
New helm gettin laid, rogue punks gettin played
Scatter shot is the craze, intercept or get hazed
Locks dyin in the blaze, friggen healers in a daze
It ain't only about the multi now the cat's got'em fazed. Now its end of the day they need a new place to raid
Its alright they can talk they're the ones gettin tazed. Cheetah's up, screw this place I am out of this maze.
Chillen in Orgtown at the bank they're amazed. No deaths and no drama, not a copper to be paid.
Lookin for Mongoose but it aint the same, they just see the purple bow they don't know my name
Like ooo where'd you get it, Can you run Kara with me, they probably think FL got a hunter just like me
This regular crap the everyday mentality. Ohshi.. mark's up, and dere go da kitty G.

Mark's up
Shawty when ya raidin wit me we wipen way past quarter ta three (I said Mark's up)
Don't matter where da heck we be I got da kitty right here wit me (I said Mark's up)
Ya know when ya healin da Q gotta 'spect aggro feigned on you (I said mark's up)
Don't care who ya trying ta name cuz da tank still catchin the blame (I said mark's up)

Ya go pointen fingers at me ya betta hope da grave ain't too far (This shot is multi)
Distractin mobs off da tank cuz da healers ain't touchin my bar (This shot is multi)
Now da mobs chasin after me cuz da tanks ain't doing their job (this shot is multi)
Feign death the mages in the game flat on the floor like an ink blob (this shot is multi)

I'll Be Healing You

By Sqeeks (Originally "Every Breath You Take", by The Police)

Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you


Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be healing you

Oh, can’t you see?
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
With every mob you tank

Every mob you tank
Every mob you spank
Every cc you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you

Since you've died, It's been a DPS race
I dream at night, of us melting face
I LFG but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so newb and I long for a new mace
I keep crying "TANK HIM, TANK HIM please!"

Oh, can’t you see?
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
Every mob you tank


Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you


Every mob you tank
Every mob you span
I’ll be healing you
I’ll be healing you


Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
(I’ll be healing you)

Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
(I’ll be healing you)

Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
(I’ll be healing you)


Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
(I’ll be healing you)

Fish For the Healers

By Crackerjack (Originally, "Beer For My Horses", by Toby Keith)

Well a troll came to share, his twisted views.
Said some loot and been ninjaed,
Some privileges abused.
Somebody blew up on teamspeak
Somebody stole the bank
Somebody caused a wipe
The guild didn't get to far, yeah.
They didn't get to far.

Grand N'aaru told all races back in my day sons
All evil had to answer for the wicked that they'd done.
Take all the rope in Outland
Find a tall oak stump, drag magtherdions head
Hang it high in the street.
For all the people to see.

Light's Justice is the one thing all the healers want.
You got push all of you buttons
You've got to push the line
When all the spells are cast, we'll wait our looting turns
And we'll all head back to the World's End Tavern.
We'll raise up our weapons against evil forces singing
Rumsey rum for tanks, and fish for the healers.

We got too many trolls that all the people feed.
Too much emo and blame that I read.
Its time the emotions are let go
Remember it's game
Send the bosses to there graves, kick ass and take names.


Light's Justice is the one thing all the healers want.
You got push all of you buttons
You've got to push the line
When all the spells are cast, we'll wait our looting turns
And we'll all head back to the World's End Tavern.
We'll raise up our weapons against evil forces singing
Rumsey rum for tanks, and fish for the healers.

Epic

By Sqeeks (Originally "Toxic" by Britney Spears)


Baby, can’t you see
I’m aggroin'
A boss like you
Should drop my helm
It’s dangerous
I’m dyin’

There’s no escape
The Static Charge
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You’re dangerous
I’m lovin’ it

Health's too high
Can’t bring me down
Losing my health
Shock Burst‘round and ‘round
Do you feel us now?

With a taste of your hits
I’m on a ride
You're epic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of a liquid paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re epic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re epic

It’s getting late
We can't give up
I took a crit
Is battle res up?
Slowly
We're taking over you

Life's too high
Can’t bring you down
Spore Bats in the air
Toxic Spores all around
Can you feel it now?

With a taste of your hits
I’m on a ride
You're epic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of a liquid paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re epic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re epic

Don't you know that you're epic

[x2]
With a taste of your hits
I'm on a ride
You're epic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of a liquid paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're epic

Give epics to me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Give epics to me now
With your lovin' now
I think she's dead now...

Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny

By Twoteeth (Originally "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon)


Doom Lord Kazzak was hopping around.
Stormwind City like a big playground.
when suddenly Twoteeth burst from the shade.
and hit Kazzak with a frost grenade.
Kazzak got pissed and began to attack.
but didn't expect to be blocked by Phata.
who proceeded to open up a can of Phata Fu.
when Dareeldeal came out of the blue.

and he started beating up Dareeldeal.
then they both got flattened by the Teethmobile.
but before it could make it back to his safe cave.
Mcstabberson popped out of his grave.
and took an Khorium Destoryer out from under his hat.
and blew Twoteeth away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away.
because Omegagrime came to save the day.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allence guys and forum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.

Kazzak took a bite out of Omegagrime.
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
and then Phata came back covered in a tire track.
but Megamair jumped out and landed on his back.
and Twoteeth was injured, and trying to get steady.
when Mcstabberson came back to Mcstab me.
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Lastcall took him out with his whip.

then he saw Kazzak sneaking up from behind.
and he reached for his wand which he just couldn't find.
'cause Therimuis stole it and he shot and he missed.
and Megamair deflected it with his fist.
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault.
while Mcstabberson tried to pole vault.
onto Omegagrime, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by Retardedfish's stare.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allience guys and forum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus.
down from the heavens descended Hight Lord Saurfang.
who delivered a slash which had cut through bones.
into the crotch of Lindahlind.
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain.
as Kitsune charged back into Oldtown Lain.
but Saurfang saw through his clever escape.
and he smashed Kitsune's head down between his thighs.

then Forlorn Legacy and Ring of Outlaws and
"Cult Of The Plush Gnome"'s Plush Knight and
Toxicangle and Imameanie and
Cowboy Orcis and Perdy the Genie
Idontstop, Terminater, killrkirk, and Rootcanal
Logain, Irsuprman, every single MC Raider,
The Multon Corps and Clan PooH,
Chubrock, Darock, Dmock, Demonicskull.
all came out of no where lightning fast.
and they kicked High Lord Saurfang in his bloodletting ass.
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw.
with the orphans looking on total awe.

and the fight raged on for a century.
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
the champion stood, the rest were all dead:
Kavy with his trusty goblin rocket hat on his head....

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allience guys and forrum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Windrunners Destiny.


Here is the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878

No More Blues For This Guy

By Crackerjack (Originally, "American Pie", by Don McLean)



A long long time ago...
I can still remember
When those eles used to make me cry.
And I knew if I ever missed
laying that totem of fire resist
That we'd be on the floor for a while.

The grave run back back, it made me shiver.
The totem this time, I'd deliver
We would start or trash rounds
Someone loot the core hounds!

I can't remember every pull
I just remember it was very dull
But something got me deep in here (points to heart)
The day that MC got cleared.

So bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Did you read the tranq shot book
And did you give the strat another look
'Cause the leader told you so.
Do you believe in Thunderaan
I saw his sword, now I want one!
So can you get the rare drops today!

Well, I know that you're in love with it
'Cause I saw you danicing with it equipped
But your not getting a thing
Cause Geddon blew us up again!

It was a lonely time rezzing all the guild.
Thank god I picked an improved ankh build
But I knew our pockets were filled
The day,MC was cleared.

and we were singin'
Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Now for 10 months we were on our own
No one ever heard of a meeting stone
But thats just the way it used to be.
When we cleared those lava packs to shazzrah
A circle we formed and pulled the boss on over
And a voice that came for you and me.

And while arcane pulses rang out like gongs
We all got on vent and sang our victory song
The sixth boss fell on down
His skin looked kind of brown.

And while leaders read about number seven
We rezzed our comrads back from heaven
For one mage it was death eleven.
The day MC was cleared.

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

So we ran on off to sulfuron
Each tank had a spot were he would run.
Targets eight feet tall, and falling fast.
They all landed together in one heap
Ran back to sulph for the loot to reap
With that same mage, on the sidelines, no spells cast.

Now the shardstrike will be sharded of course
And we found the T1 shoulder source
We all got up to dance.
But be never got the chance!

'Cause the leader stressed to make a push
Not to settle for this dancing mush
So we got off our collective tush
The day MC was cleared.

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Oh and there we were all in one place.
We smoked golemaggs chump face
So we climbed up to major domo
So come on jack be nimble and jack be quick
Jack's mage sat on top of that candlestick
Battle rez him to get that elite controlled.

Oh and as I watched the first four elites go down
I thought, we could do this, settle down
No boss born in this hell
Could break my healing spell

And as Domo's last minion was beat
He ran back to admit defeat
We all thought we were pretty leet
Theboard day MC was cleared

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

We met ragnaros, hes hot and red.
He smoked major domo in the head.
And we were, all scared for our lives.
But our MT was brave and bold
This wiping repeat was getting old
So the mages started chucking frostbolts.

And in the sttreams some players swam
Then they jumped up to solid land.
Not a word was spoken.
That mages gear was broken.

And the tank that I admire most
Clashed sword and board, now raggy's toast.
Perditions blade goes to the rogue
The day MC was cleared.

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Trolls and Posters

By Crackerjack (originally, "Kids and Heroes" by Bouncing Souls)

Hey whos this level one?
A battle never won
but always battling.
Seems like nothing
Could break you down.
How low can you go?
And is it worth it?
Nothing in WoW is in real life anyway
You're here
Guess you weren't here from the start
In the end.
Mcstabberson will stab your heart.

Hey whos this level one?
A battle never won
but always battling.
Seems like nothing
Could break you down.
How low can you go?
And is it worth it?
Nothing in WoW is in real life anyway
You're here
I guess you were here from the start
In the end.
Mcstabberson will stab your heart.

Hey where did he go?
Everything trolls fight for
and everything they mean.
Maybe they were just ignored.
O look theres some more.
There are only a few things
That really belong to me.
Who's their main?
What's their point?
Do I really Care?
Do I really Care?

Hey where have they gone?
They used to be the ones
Looking for attention
In some foreign realm
Ignored by local readers
Never knowing all along
The truth, was right here
In my own song.