Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny

By Twoteeth (Originally "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon)


Doom Lord Kazzak was hopping around.
Stormwind City like a big playground.
when suddenly Twoteeth burst from the shade.
and hit Kazzak with a frost grenade.
Kazzak got pissed and began to attack.
but didn't expect to be blocked by Phata.
who proceeded to open up a can of Phata Fu.
when Dareeldeal came out of the blue.

and he started beating up Dareeldeal.
then they both got flattened by the Teethmobile.
but before it could make it back to his safe cave.
Mcstabberson popped out of his grave.
and took an Khorium Destoryer out from under his hat.
and blew Twoteeth away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away.
because Omegagrime came to save the day.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allence guys and forum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.

Kazzak took a bite out of Omegagrime.
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
and then Phata came back covered in a tire track.
but Megamair jumped out and landed on his back.
and Twoteeth was injured, and trying to get steady.
when Mcstabberson came back to Mcstab me.
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Lastcall took him out with his whip.

then he saw Kazzak sneaking up from behind.
and he reached for his wand which he just couldn't find.
'cause Therimuis stole it and he shot and he missed.
and Megamair deflected it with his fist.
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault.
while Mcstabberson tried to pole vault.
onto Omegagrime, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by Retardedfish's stare.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allience guys and forum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus.
down from the heavens descended Hight Lord Saurfang.
who delivered a slash which had cut through bones.
into the crotch of Lindahlind.
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain.
as Kitsune charged back into Oldtown Lain.
but Saurfang saw through his clever escape.
and he smashed Kitsune's head down between his thighs.

then Forlorn Legacy and Ring of Outlaws and
"Cult Of The Plush Gnome"'s Plush Knight and
Toxicangle and Imameanie and
Cowboy Orcis and Perdy the Genie
Idontstop, Terminater, killrkirk, and Rootcanal
Logain, Irsuprman, every single MC Raider,
The Multon Corps and Clan PooH,
Chubrock, Darock, Dmock, Demonicskull.
all came out of no where lightning fast.
and they kicked High Lord Saurfang in his bloodletting ass.
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw.
with the orphans looking on total awe.

and the fight raged on for a century.
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
the champion stood, the rest were all dead:
Kavy with his trusty goblin rocket hat on his head....

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allience guys and forrum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Windrunners Destiny.


Here is the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878