Diavola went down to Goldshire

-By Hitmeplz (Rewrite of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band)

Diavola went down to Goldshire
Lookin for a soul to steal
She was low on shards
Raid time wasn’t far
She was willin’ to make a deal
When he came across this little gnome
Grindin a mob, DPSin a lot
Dia jumped up on the mailbox and said
“Gnome, lemme tell ya what”
I guess you didn’t know it,
But I’m a DPSer too
And if you care to take dare,
I’ll make a bet with you

Now you throw out pretty good numbers gnome
But give diavola her due
I got 1k gold against your soul,
That says I’m better than you.

The gnome said my name’s not important
And I’m only level 10
But I’ll take your bet
You’re gonna regret
Cuz I’m the best that’s ever been.

Gnome sharpen up your sword
And heroic strike that mob hard
Cuz hell’s broke loose in Azeroth
And Dia needs a shard
And if you win you this 1k worth of gold
But if you lose, dia shards your souuuulll.

*Key wicked fiddlin’*

Dia summoned her imp and said I’ll start this show
Fire flew from Immolate as she readied the killing blows
She immolated and then scorched that mob and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of succubi joined in and it sounded something like this:

*Queue screams of agony and searing flesh, uh, solo*

When dia finished the gnome said
Well you’re pretty good there hun,
But take a seat right over there and lemme show you how it’s done

He played:

Oh hell boy, you better run
Heroic strike is your only button
Dia’s lookin pissed that you even tried
Wastin her time, you’re about to get fried

*Frantic gnomish noises solo*

The gnome just bowed his head cuz he knew that he’d been beat
And diavola started casting curses at his feet
The gnome said one last thing as death was closing in
You tricked me you wretched %!*#!, I’m only level 10!