My Crafts

By Huracan (Originally "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.)


What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my lovely tailor craft (Check it out)

I drive my guildies crazy
Cause I forgo my dailies
My armor is never tattered
Cause I got sexy patterns
Spelltrike n' Of Blasting
Shadoweave n' Battlecasting
Epics I'd be shardin'
All their money they be spendin' fly
Free? don't be askin'
They say they love my crafts‘n,
7K to max proffesions
I say no, but they keep askin'
Gold I keep on takin'
And free I ain't makin'
Even if we're datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My crafts (crafts), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (crafts)
You love my epic crafts (love)
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (love),
My crafts they got you

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all them shards
All those shards inside your bank
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
Cos of my crafts (ha), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (what).
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (ha), my lovely chanter craft (Check it out)

I met Diavola down at Scholo
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your tailor, you can spend your money
Let's spend and money
I mix your gear wit my sexy crazy chants
Milky, milky damage charts,
Mix your gear wit my epic chants, milky, milky dpsssss.

They say my craft is sexy
The boys they wanna msg me
They always standing next to me,
Always casting next to me,
Tryin' a feel my craft, bump
Looking at my stats, bump
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, with this geared momma
So don't reset the charts boy,
You ain't that grand, boy,
I'm just tryn'a cast boy,
And use my crafts.

My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts.
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
In the stats and on the charts (crafts)
My dps'in' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with that epic set?
That epic set that brings hurt
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha)

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.