Itemizer

-By Huracan (Rewrite of "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven)

I zone in so nervously
Like I care what they think
I wish someone was healing me

But so far the drops have not been good
It's been all kitty
And some Rogue rolled on it, come on you knew they would

This raid has got to be
The drunkest bunch
I wish it was just her and me

Well Samora is still imagining
my dark sexy face
not Tharamis' face
or a shiny new mace

Well I'm well itemized,
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

I hold out for one more boss
Before I think
I'm looking to log off

But so far the raids been fun
I'll should just stay on
They usually go, up until they see the sun

This zone will hopefully
Be on farm in three weeks
Won't the raid just love me

Well Samora is still imagining
my dark sexy face
not Tharamis' face
or a shiny new mace

Well I'm well itemized
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

Well I'm well itemized
but I seem to be out tanked by you
Raids dps should groove
Why are they standing still?
If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could she look like that? It could be fake who knows?

If her body matches what her myspace shows
Could look like that? It could be fake who knows?