Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Welcome to Gnomeregan

-By Rootcanal ("Welcome to Paradise", from Green Day)

Manos, life is better out here,
It's been three whole months
since I last logged in
A class on culture helped me hook up
And now I wonder why I took so long
and now I'll never be alone!

Chorus:
Pay no attention to those dumb trogs
and the leper gnomes
some call it suck, some call it fun
I want to take you through a wasteland
I'd like to call my own
Welcome to Gnomeregan

Ferrix, I guess I just got married
It's been like six months
since I tied that fateful knot.
Had a fight with the wife over wineries;
and of course I'm sorry and I was wrong
I'm sorry and I was wrong!

Chorus:
Pay no attention to those dumb trogs
and the leper gnomes
some call it suck, some call it fun
I want to take you through a wasteland
I'd like to call my own
Welcome to Gnomeregan

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