Lopeppe's Mom, Has Got it Goin' On

-By Commanderson (Rewrite of "Stacy's Mom" by Foutains of Wayne)
(Background: About 15 months ago when Sheila Lopeppe came on the forums and apologized for him being a ninja a$$-hat)

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on

Sheila, can I come on over once I cast this spell (cast this spell)
We can hang around out back by the moonwell (by the moonwell)
Did your mom get back from her run for Hyjal rep? (Hyjal rep)
Is she there, or is she trying to give Rage the slip? (give Rage the slip)

You know, Lopeppe's the same boy that he used to be
No nutsack has descended, oh baby can't you see...

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Sheila, can't you see that you're just the tank for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Lopeppe's mom

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on

Sheila, do you remember when I trapped that trash? (trapped that trash)
Then I MD'd you on the pull of Vashj (pull of Vashj)

I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You dropped mad DPS over there" (DPS over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since you got the /gkick, your mom could use a guy like me...

Lopeppe's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Lopeppe, can't you see, you are still a ninja freak;
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Lopeppe's mom.