All Of MY Cooldowns

By Crackerjack (Originally "Comfortably Numb," by Pink Floyd)

Loktar
Are there any Hordies out there?
Just /yell if you can hear me.
Is there anyone in Org?

Come on, Belf.
Let's go and hunt that stealthy Nelf.
Now it will ease your bloodthirst.
Who can kill the warrior first?

Relax.
We need everyone to pass first.
We'll rez you in ten seconds.
Show the druid where it hurts.

There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When healbot glows, we got a disease.
My attack speed fell but now you have cured it.
Now I got that feeling again.
I can't explain it, your not on vent!
Its time to dps him down now!
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.

Ok.
Let's rez and try this again.
Vent silence! Don't aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh -
That nub gets a /gkick!

Shaman, stand up!
Do you have an ankh now? Good.
Warlocks remember soulstones.
Wipe protection is a go.

There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When you glow run like a fleeting bird.
I saw you didn't out of the corner of my eye.
You turned to slow, then we exploded.
You better move or I'll break your finger.
The boss has grown, enraged, loot is gone.
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.