Prince Melchee

By Sqeeks (Originally "Prince Ali" from Disney's "Aladdin")

Make way for Prince Malchee!
Say hey! It's Prince Malchee!

Hey! Clear the trash in Karazhan
Hey you!
Let us through!
Mark the tank with a star!
Oh Come!
Be the first in your guild to loot Tier 4!

Pull away!
Here he comes!
Ignore tells! Sunders up!
Are you gonna down this guy!?

Prince Melchee! Fabulous he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
What the heck, why spell reflect?
Down to 60!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Enfeebles up, it shouldn't be long
Then come back and get him down to 30!

Prince Melchee!
Mighty is he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the Mighty Horde
A hundred Tauren with swords
Who sent those toons to their lords?
Why, Prince Melchee

We've spent seventy-five gold on repairs
Purple loot drops
He's got like fifteen
When it comes to dropping infernals
Has he got a ton?
I'm telling you, son
They aren't my idea of fun!

Prince Melchee! Handsome is he, Prince Melchezaar-ee
That physique! How can I speak?
Oh no phase three!
Well, get some heals on the square
Adjust your spot and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Melchee!

He's got the loot drops by the plenty
(He's got the loot drops, let's see the loot drops)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got loot, he's got trash mobs, and bosses
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Melchee! Prince Melchee!

Prince Melchee!
Amorous he! Prince Melchezaar-ee
Heard your loot drops was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Prince Melchee!