Loot, Glorious Loot!

By Crackerjack (Originally "Food, Glorious Food," from the play Oliver!)

Is it worth raiding for?
If we can recruit more?
All we ever do is Ka...ra!
Ev'ry night we pug priest
Or a hunter and his beast
Still we do the same old Ka....ra!
There is not a tank, not a feral bear to find,
Can we beg, can we bribe him with a badge.
But theres nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag....ine....

Loot, glorious loot!
Hot gear for my shaman!
It all looks so cool,
Except on the tauren!
Swords, daggers, and maces too
What else can we find?
Tier 4 with a pendant, Woot!
Thats whats on my mind!

Loot, Glorious loot!
We're anxious to try some.
Three epics a day!
Four, if you go buy some.

Just picture a great chest plate.
My tank is so cool!
Oh, Loot!
Wonderful Loot!
Marvelous Loot!
Glorious Loot!

Loot, Glorious Loot!
Those shoulders look handsome!
Orc, Tauren, or Troll
All tanking in tandem.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
The Bulwark of Azzinoth!
Six! Feet! High!

Loot, Glorious Loot!
Plow right through the bosses.
Just won a new belt!
Repair all the losses.
Work to a new boss or else
You will get the boot!
Oh Loot,
Once again Loot!
Fabulous Loot!
Glorious Loot.

Loot, Glorious Loot!
Don't care what the stats are!
Looks just like Tier 2!
I'm a beast in it, RAWR!
Just thinking of bigger crits,
My senses are reeling.
Can't wait for that execute!
What! A! Feeling!

Loot, Glorious Loot!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more -
Thats all that we raid for.
Why should be stuck indoors
When there is tier 4!
Oh Loot
Magical Loot
Wonderful Loot
Marvelous Loot
Fabulous Loot
Beautiful Loot

Glorious Loot!