Mark's Up

By SuzieQ (Originally 'Hands up' by Lloyd Banks)


Mark's up
Shawty when ya raidin wit me we wipen way past quarter ta three (I said Mark's up)
Don't matter where da heck we be I got da kitty right here wit me (I said Mark's up)
Ya know when ya healin da Q gotta 'spect aggro feigned on you (I said mark's up)
Don't care who ya trying ta name cuz da tank still catchin the blame (I said mark's up)

Ya go pointen fingers at me ya betta hope da grave ain't too far (This shot is multi)
Distractin mobs off da tank cuz da healers ain't touchin my bar (This shot is multi)
Now da mobs chasin after me cuz da tanks ain't doing their job (this shot is multi)
Feign death the mages in the game flat on the floor like an ink blob (this shot is multi)


(YA)It feels so good to live aggro free. Im tearin meters up while your priest healin me
It mean the world to them its nothin but a stat to me, why diss, I never miss just let a great hunter be
Ima Huntard and not to be confused with a retard
Tank in the front in the back got the casta, ta make this pull I gotta be da master
I wouldn't mark up a mob if I tell ya and Im busy so I pull a bit faster
You cant tell me no if I dont ask ya... huh, tank's plastered
scrapin his a** off da ground like a gasket, diss me I send ya home in a casket
Rule number 1 learn to run or get ya a** hit. Thats it
Feign death then your bodies stiff, By the same Huntas you used to party with

Mark's up
Shawty when ya raidin wit me we wipen way past quarter ta three (I said Mark's up)
Don't matter where da heck we be I got da kitty right here wit me (I said Mark's up)
Ya know when ya healin da Q gotta 'spect aggro feigned on you (I said mark's up)
Don't care who ya trying ta name cuz da tank still catchin the blame (I said mark's up)

Ya go pointen fingers at me ya betta hope da grave ain't too far (This shot is multi)
Distractin mobs off da tank cuz da healers ain't touchin my bar (This shot is multi)
Now da mobs chasin after me cuz da tanks ain't doing their job (this shot is multi)
Feign death the mages in the game flat on the floor like an ink blob (this shot is multi)


(YA)I cruise through the raid, already gettin paid
New helm gettin laid, rogue punks gettin played
Scatter shot is the craze, intercept or get hazed
Locks dyin in the blaze, friggen healers in a daze
It ain't only about the multi now the cat's got'em fazed. Now its end of the day they need a new place to raid
Its alright they can talk they're the ones gettin tazed. Cheetah's up, screw this place I am out of this maze.
Chillen in Orgtown at the bank they're amazed. No deaths and no drama, not a copper to be paid.
Lookin for Mongoose but it aint the same, they just see the purple bow they don't know my name
Like ooo where'd you get it, Can you run Kara with me, they probably think FL got a hunter just like me
This regular crap the everyday mentality. Ohshi.. mark's up, and dere go da kitty G.

Mark's up
Shawty when ya raidin wit me we wipen way past quarter ta three (I said Mark's up)
Don't matter where da heck we be I got da kitty right here wit me (I said Mark's up)
Ya know when ya healin da Q gotta 'spect aggro feigned on you (I said mark's up)
Don't care who ya trying ta name cuz da tank still catchin the blame (I said mark's up)

Ya go pointen fingers at me ya betta hope da grave ain't too far (This shot is multi)
Distractin mobs off da tank cuz da healers ain't touchin my bar (This shot is multi)
Now da mobs chasin after me cuz da tanks ain't doing their job (this shot is multi)
Feign death the mages in the game flat on the floor like an ink blob (this shot is multi)

I'll Be Healing You

By Sqeeks (Originally "Every Breath You Take", by The Police)

Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you


Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be healing you

Oh, can’t you see?
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
With every mob you tank

Every mob you tank
Every mob you spank
Every cc you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you

Since you've died, It's been a DPS race
I dream at night, of us melting face
I LFG but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so newb and I long for a new mace
I keep crying "TANK HIM, TANK HIM please!"

Oh, can’t you see?
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
Every mob you tank


Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
I’ll be healing you


Every mob you tank
Every mob you span
I’ll be healing you
I’ll be healing you


Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
(I’ll be healing you)

Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
(I’ll be healing you)

Every mob you tank
And every mob you spank
Every CC you break
Every epic you take
(I’ll be healing you)


Every single raid
And every KP paid
Every raid you play
Every night you stay
(I’ll be healing you)

Fish For the Healers

By Crackerjack (Originally, "Beer For My Horses", by Toby Keith)

Well a troll came to share, his twisted views.
Said some loot and been ninjaed,
Some privileges abused.
Somebody blew up on teamspeak
Somebody stole the bank
Somebody caused a wipe
The guild didn't get to far, yeah.
They didn't get to far.

Grand N'aaru told all races back in my day sons
All evil had to answer for the wicked that they'd done.
Take all the rope in Outland
Find a tall oak stump, drag magtherdions head
Hang it high in the street.
For all the people to see.

Light's Justice is the one thing all the healers want.
You got push all of you buttons
You've got to push the line
When all the spells are cast, we'll wait our looting turns
And we'll all head back to the World's End Tavern.
We'll raise up our weapons against evil forces singing
Rumsey rum for tanks, and fish for the healers.

We got too many trolls that all the people feed.
Too much emo and blame that I read.
Its time the emotions are let go
Remember it's game
Send the bosses to there graves, kick ass and take names.


Light's Justice is the one thing all the healers want.
You got push all of you buttons
You've got to push the line
When all the spells are cast, we'll wait our looting turns
And we'll all head back to the World's End Tavern.
We'll raise up our weapons against evil forces singing
Rumsey rum for tanks, and fish for the healers.

Epic

By Sqeeks (Originally "Toxic" by Britney Spears)


Baby, can’t you see
I’m aggroin'
A boss like you
Should drop my helm
It’s dangerous
I’m dyin’

There’s no escape
The Static Charge
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You’re dangerous
I’m lovin’ it

Health's too high
Can’t bring me down
Losing my health
Shock Burst‘round and ‘round
Do you feel us now?

With a taste of your hits
I’m on a ride
You're epic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of a liquid paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re epic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re epic

It’s getting late
We can't give up
I took a crit
Is battle res up?
Slowly
We're taking over you

Life's too high
Can’t bring you down
Spore Bats in the air
Toxic Spores all around
Can you feel it now?

With a taste of your hits
I’m on a ride
You're epic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of a liquid paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re epic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re epic

Don't you know that you're epic

[x2]
With a taste of your hits
I'm on a ride
You're epic, I'm slipping under
With a taste of a liquid paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're epic

Give epics to me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Give epics to me now
With your lovin' now
I think she's dead now...

Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny

By Twoteeth (Originally "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon)


Doom Lord Kazzak was hopping around.
Stormwind City like a big playground.
when suddenly Twoteeth burst from the shade.
and hit Kazzak with a frost grenade.
Kazzak got pissed and began to attack.
but didn't expect to be blocked by Phata.
who proceeded to open up a can of Phata Fu.
when Dareeldeal came out of the blue.

and he started beating up Dareeldeal.
then they both got flattened by the Teethmobile.
but before it could make it back to his safe cave.
Mcstabberson popped out of his grave.
and took an Khorium Destoryer out from under his hat.
and blew Twoteeth away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away.
because Omegagrime came to save the day.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allence guys and forum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.

Kazzak took a bite out of Omegagrime.
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
and then Phata came back covered in a tire track.
but Megamair jumped out and landed on his back.
and Twoteeth was injured, and trying to get steady.
when Mcstabberson came back to Mcstab me.
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Lastcall took him out with his whip.

then he saw Kazzak sneaking up from behind.
and he reached for his wand which he just couldn't find.
'cause Therimuis stole it and he shot and he missed.
and Megamair deflected it with his fist.
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault.
while Mcstabberson tried to pole vault.
onto Omegagrime, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by Retardedfish's stare.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allience guys and forum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus.
down from the heavens descended Hight Lord Saurfang.
who delivered a slash which had cut through bones.
into the crotch of Lindahlind.
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain.
as Kitsune charged back into Oldtown Lain.
but Saurfang saw through his clever escape.
and he smashed Kitsune's head down between his thighs.

then Forlorn Legacy and Ring of Outlaws and
"Cult Of The Plush Gnome"'s Plush Knight and
Toxicangle and Imameanie and
Cowboy Orcis and Perdy the Genie
Idontstop, Terminater, killrkirk, and Rootcanal
Logain, Irsuprman, every single MC Raider,
The Multon Corps and Clan PooH,
Chubrock, Darock, Dmock, Demonicskull.
all came out of no where lightning fast.
and they kicked High Lord Saurfang in his bloodletting ass.
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw.
with the orphans looking on total awe.

and the fight raged on for a century.
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
the champion stood, the rest were all dead:
Kavy with his trusty goblin rocket hat on his head....

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Windrunners Destiny.
Horde guys, Allience guys and forrum trolls as far as the eye can see.
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Windrunners Destiny.


Here is the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878

No More Blues For This Guy

By Crackerjack (Originally, "American Pie", by Don McLean)



A long long time ago...
I can still remember
When those eles used to make me cry.
And I knew if I ever missed
laying that totem of fire resist
That we'd be on the floor for a while.

The grave run back back, it made me shiver.
The totem this time, I'd deliver
We would start or trash rounds
Someone loot the core hounds!

I can't remember every pull
I just remember it was very dull
But something got me deep in here (points to heart)
The day that MC got cleared.

So bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Did you read the tranq shot book
And did you give the strat another look
'Cause the leader told you so.
Do you believe in Thunderaan
I saw his sword, now I want one!
So can you get the rare drops today!

Well, I know that you're in love with it
'Cause I saw you danicing with it equipped
But your not getting a thing
Cause Geddon blew us up again!

It was a lonely time rezzing all the guild.
Thank god I picked an improved ankh build
But I knew our pockets were filled
The day,MC was cleared.

and we were singin'
Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Now for 10 months we were on our own
No one ever heard of a meeting stone
But thats just the way it used to be.
When we cleared those lava packs to shazzrah
A circle we formed and pulled the boss on over
And a voice that came for you and me.

And while arcane pulses rang out like gongs
We all got on vent and sang our victory song
The sixth boss fell on down
His skin looked kind of brown.

And while leaders read about number seven
We rezzed our comrads back from heaven
For one mage it was death eleven.
The day MC was cleared.

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

So we ran on off to sulfuron
Each tank had a spot were he would run.
Targets eight feet tall, and falling fast.
They all landed together in one heap
Ran back to sulph for the loot to reap
With that same mage, on the sidelines, no spells cast.

Now the shardstrike will be sharded of course
And we found the T1 shoulder source
We all got up to dance.
But be never got the chance!

'Cause the leader stressed to make a push
Not to settle for this dancing mush
So we got off our collective tush
The day MC was cleared.

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Oh and there we were all in one place.
We smoked golemaggs chump face
So we climbed up to major domo
So come on jack be nimble and jack be quick
Jack's mage sat on top of that candlestick
Battle rez him to get that elite controlled.

Oh and as I watched the first four elites go down
I thought, we could do this, settle down
No boss born in this hell
Could break my healing spell

And as Domo's last minion was beat
He ran back to admit defeat
We all thought we were pretty leet
Theboard day MC was cleared

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

We met ragnaros, hes hot and red.
He smoked major domo in the head.
And we were, all scared for our lives.
But our MT was brave and bold
This wiping repeat was getting old
So the mages started chucking frostbolts.

And in the sttreams some players swam
Then they jumped up to solid land.
Not a word was spoken.
That mages gear was broken.

And the tank that I admire most
Clashed sword and board, now raggy's toast.
Perditions blade goes to the rogue
The day MC was cleared.

Bye-bye, no more blues for this guy
Got my healy resto shammy
No more people will die.
Them good old guildies getting drunk on some rye
Singin "this'll be the day that i cry"
"Never be a day when I die"

Trolls and Posters

By Crackerjack (originally, "Kids and Heroes" by Bouncing Souls)

Hey whos this level one?
A battle never won
but always battling.
Seems like nothing
Could break you down.
How low can you go?
And is it worth it?
Nothing in WoW is in real life anyway
You're here
Guess you weren't here from the start
In the end.
Mcstabberson will stab your heart.

Hey whos this level one?
A battle never won
but always battling.
Seems like nothing
Could break you down.
How low can you go?
And is it worth it?
Nothing in WoW is in real life anyway
You're here
I guess you were here from the start
In the end.
Mcstabberson will stab your heart.

Hey where did he go?
Everything trolls fight for
and everything they mean.
Maybe they were just ignored.
O look theres some more.
There are only a few things
That really belong to me.
Who's their main?
What's their point?
Do I really Care?
Do I really Care?

Hey where have they gone?
They used to be the ones
Looking for attention
In some foreign realm
Ignored by local readers
Never knowing all along
The truth, was right here
In my own song.

Be As

By Crackerjack (Originally "Be As", by Prozakk

CJ loves to dance around
He'll never settle down
Always jumping up and down (and)

Blackish ganks you in Ironforge
South of the Searing Gorge
Always living out of sight

Everybody knows somebody trying to get free

Be as Orc as you want to
Be as Dwarf as you want to
Be as Gnome as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as Troll as you want to
Be as Tauren as you want to
Be Night Elf if you want to
We have avatars to hold onto.

And if there is a day that you and I could both be free
Away from judgemental negativity

Spodium, came from another server
Thinks trolls here are more clever
Now hes made forum friends (like)

Shadowbunny a rogue girl
Gave windrunner a whirl
Now part of a sorority

Everybodys got somebody telling them what to be

Be as Orc as you want to
Be as Dwarf as you want to
Be as Gnome as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as Troll as you want to
Be as Tauren as you want to
Be Night Elf if you want to
We have avatars to hold onto.

And if there is a way that You and I could both be free
Posting without flaming, embrace creativity!

Na na na na na na...

And if there is a way that You and I could both be free
Have a little understanding and we will be

Be as Orc as you want to
Be as Dwarf as you want to
Be as Gnome as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as Troll as you want to
Be as Tauren as you want to
Be Night Elf if you want to
We have avatars to hold onto.

Be Mantoys if you want to
Be Witty if you want to
Be as nice as you want to
Don't let anybody stop you

Be as sweet as you want to
Play this game if you want to
Sing aloud if you want to
We all want to hear from you!

:)


For the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacVgQ89b2E

Forum Troll

By Hitmeplz & Tharamis (Originally by Dennis Leary)


Hitmeplz:
Noobs
I would like to post a comment about the Azerothian Dream
About me
About … me
About the way my forum posts anger you to your very soul
About that anger you feel in the cockles of your soul
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in your brain
Maybe in your gut
Maybe even in the colon
We don’t know

I’m just a regular player
Who kills regular mobs,
I’m your average teen
Suburbanite blob
I like boobies, and emo, and the guild whoore.
I’ve got an average room,
On my mom’s second floor.
My mouse, and my comp,
My raids, and my guild
My hair over one eye,
And a PvP build.
But sometimes that just ain’t enough
To keep a boy like me entertained
Tharamis: Oh no, No way, uh uhh.
No I gotta log on and have fun
At someone else’s expense
Tharamis: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I derail your thread
And then start to blame
All the others around me are going insane,

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, such a forum troll)

I go to class forums
And QQ about each thread
I’m not on my main, but my level two rogue instead

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s WoW’s biggest forum troll)

Sometimes I roll onto another realm
To brag about killing
Players with PvE helms

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a real F**king forum troll)

Maybe I shouldn’t be postin’ this song,
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s a forum troll, what a forum troll)
I’m a forum troll
Tharamis: (He’s the WoW’s biggest a forum troll)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna create 8 different alts, all level 2,
so you can't B**ch about them being level 1 alts.
Then I'm gonna roll around on the forums of classes I don't play
Complaining about how OP they are
YEAH!
And then I'm gonna run around ironforge, begging for 1g from every person I meet
Starting trouble in trade chat with people too dumb to ignore me.
And when I'm done with that,
I'm gonna visit my realm's forums, and tell guilds they suck cuz they can't kill Illidan in a week.
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Why?
Two Words: Wel-F***ing-fare epics.
That's right. My main that you've never seen and I won't prove I have has scads of 'em.
Nihilum, Forlorn, Death and Taxes, they can have all the epics they want.
They can have a big epic party in the middle of Shattrah, and it won't make a lick of difference, cuz I got the epics.

Helba's not dead! She's frozen!
And when we thaw her out, she's gonna be pissed.
Why?
Have you ever impersonated a girl only to get caught and have to fake your own death?
That's how pissed off she's gonna be.
And then we're gonna get Youbaicat
And McStabberson
And Lastword
And we're gonna get a case of Red Bull
And borrow our mom's van and drive down to Blizz headquarters
And --

Tharamis: Hey, Hey! You know you really are a forum troll

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that forum troll
And it turns out it was him
What a forum troll!

I'm an forum troll
Tharamis: he's a forum troll, what a forum troll
I'm a forum troll
Tharamis: he's the worlds biggest forum troll

F -- O – R -- U – M –- TROLL - ING
Everybody!!
F -- O – R -- U – M -- TROLL - ING

*Dog looting noises in AV*

I'm a forum troll and proud of it!

She's Got a Ticket to Ride (The Aggro Line)

By Diavola (Originally "She's Got a Ticket to Ride" by The Beatles)

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
The lock that's driving me mad
Is going to raid.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

She don't like raiding with me
Her damage might sink, yeah.
For she would never unleash
When I was the tank.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

I don't know why she's ridin' so high,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.
Before she looks at Omen, she'll die.
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.

I think I'm gonna' be sad,
I think it's today yeah.
The lock that's driving me mad
Is going to raid, yeah.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

I don't know why she's ridin' so high,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.
Before she looks at Omen, she'll die,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to stay below me.

She don't like raiding with me
Her damage might sink, yeah.
For she would never unleash
When I was the tank.

Ah, she's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
The aggro line.

My warlock won't die, my warlock won't die.
My warlock won't die, my warlock won't die.
My warlock won't die, my warlock won't die.

Hey Sam

By Crackerjack(Orginally "Hey Jude" by The Beatles)

Hey, Sam, this song's for you
Took a sad song, and made it WoW style.
Remember to sing along as you read
Then you can lead your Jungle Style.

Hey, Sam, don't be too shy
This was made to get your attention
The minute you sing the song in your head
Your brain is fed with music tension.

And anytime you are at work, hey, Sam, I lurk
These forums are not the same without you.
Well don't you know its a fool, who plays it cool
By writing a "Hey Jude" song about you.

Hey Sam, come roll a horde
I have found you, and I will guild you.
Remember, to let us into your heart
Then I will start, the sword I'll build you.

So come on out, I'll get you in, hey, Sam, begin
We're waiting for a tank to perform with.
And don't you go if you bring two. WoW Girls, you too
the horde needs some more gamma omega.

Hey Sam, this final plea
Is a bad song, so make it better.
To do this, create a new femme fatale
then you will get, a recruit letter.

Don't Nerf Me Now

By Kazura (Originally "Don't Stop Me Now", by Queen)



Tonight I'm gonna puzzle a bunch of raid leaders
I feel l33t~
And the raid, I'll kill 'em all right now
I'm standing here with all my loot
So don't nerf me now
Don't nerf me
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
The attunement boss

I'm a aggro sensitive beast with a billion HP
Frequently dropping aggro most guilds hate me!
I'm the guy you thave to kill to get the easy
Drops, theres no chance you're dropping me
I'm burning through your tanks yah!
Two million degrees thats why they call me mister Fire Res
I'm swinging faster than a rogue with slice and dice
I wanna make a fool out of you!

Don't Nerf me now
I'm having such a good time
Just wiping you all
Don't Nerf me now
If you wanna pay a repair bill
Just run in my lair lol
Don't Nerf me now
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
Don't Nerf me now
Yes I'm having a good time
I don't wanna drop below 90% at all

I'm a skill-gearcheck on your to BT
You're on a wipe-course
I don't trop any Tier
I'm an out of control pwn machine
I'm a hard boss with no reset
Like an OP Drood about to oh oh oh oh oh OWN!
I'm burning through your tanks yah!
Two million degrees thats why they call me mister Fire Res
I'm swinging faster than a rogue with slice and dice
I wanna make a fool out of you!

Don't nerf me don't nerf me, don't nerf me hey hey hey!
Don't nerf me don't nerf me ooh ooh ooh
I like it
Don't nerf me don't nerf me
Havin a good time wipin you all
Don't nerf me don't nerf me
ohhhhhhhwned!

(Lock solos)

ohhhhhh
I'm burning through your tanks yah!
Two million degrees thats why they call me mister Fire Res
I'm swinging faster than a rogue with slice and dice
I wanna make a fool out of you!

Don't nerf me now
I'm having such a good time
Just wiping you all
Don't nerf me now
If you wanna pay a repair bill
(all right) Just run in my lair lol
Don't nerf me now
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
Don't nerf me now
'Cause I'm the attunement boss
I don't wanna drop below 90% at all

@beradir

By Myearsitch (lvl 22 from WR)


She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I met her on the Internet
Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

I found her at AOL love online
she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find
I downloaded her picture and what a dream
looked like a face cut out of a magazine
Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind.

Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more
I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor
I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug
I reach for the mouse when I want to make love
And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I feel like I know her oh so well
Every time she tells a joke I LOL
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

Her online love is so very hot.
And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot.
It all seemed so perfect, but one day...

She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news
You and I are www.through
In my heart you’ll always have a place
I just need more, cyberspace
And don’t try to page me on ICQ.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
My friends all say I’ve lost my head
I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web.
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

[Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
She brings me happiness, she brings me joy
I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy.
She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

Raiding Spec

By Kazura (Originally "Nth Degree" by Morningwood)


R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G
R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G
R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G
R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C

If you're Hemo Rogue
Not Destro
Heavy Tanking Furry
Come on everybody
To the Raid with-me

The nine of us
The class leaders
He gets smacked up
She's DPS
He's never respecced
Got Gold On Me
We're uber l33t
To the raid with me

Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

If you're Hemo Rogue
Not Destro
Heavy Tanking Furry
Come on everybody
To the Raid with-me

I've got my farming spec
L2raid was all we did
With Raiding Spec

Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

Now you're you Combat
Gone Destro
Naughty Protty Tanky
Come on everybody
To the Raid with me

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Awesome

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
A little more here

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
A little harder

Uber!


Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

Now you're you Combat
Gone Destro
Naughty Protty Tanky
Come on everybody
To the Raid with me

Uh-oh Here we Wipe
Someone pulled some aggro
Come on everybody
Back from the GY

Now you're you Combat
Gone Destro
Naughty Protty Tanky
Come on everybody
To the Raid with me

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Boss at 83%!

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Boss at 43%!

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Boss at 23%!

R-A R-A-I R-A-I-D-I-N-G-S-P-E-C
Downed the boss now I'm doing AV!

Quinnie Doesn't Know

By Erienne (Originally "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra from the movie "Eurotrip")

Quinnie doesn't know that Manos and me
Farm AV every Sunday.
He tells her he’s in a raid but he doesn't go
Still he’s healing me and Quinnie doesn't know!

Oh Quinnie doesn't know!
So don't tell Quinnie!
Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie doesn't know!
So don't tell Quinnie!

Manos says he's out farming,
But we’re actually healbotting...

Because Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Quinnie!
Quinnie doesn't know!

Don't tell Quinnie!

I can't believe she's so trusting,
When for HK’s, we are lusting
Quinnie calls him all her own,
But she doesn’t have Cyclone
We’re healing in Drek and she knows nothing!

Quinnie doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Quinnie!
Quinnie doesn't know!(X3)

He’s not her ho,
Manos gets my Regrow
Quinnie doesn't know!(x3)

Tower Point,
Why not? It’s so cool to stand on top!
He’s BOP’ing, heal swapping,
Life is so hard cause Quinnie doesn't know!

We AV’d on her birthday...

Quinnie doesn't know!(X4)

Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie won't know!
Quinnie doesn't know!
Quinnie 's gotta know!
Gotta tell Quinnie!
Gotta tell her myself!

Link to original song from the movie "Eurotrip": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE

Quinnie Can't Fail

By Selesnya (Originally "Rudie Can't Fail" by The Clash)


Quinnie hears the raid sayin'
How you get so dark and a sexy?
Thirty-one points in a shadow tree
Killing mobs to heal me
Quinnie can't fail, no, no

She replies
My DPS makes rogues feel useless
My healing makes healers superfluous
My shadow gear makes warlocks jealous
Quinnie can't fail

I went to the trainer to get more goodies
Cause I don't have what we need
First I'll curse and press till it hurts
They say Quinnie can't fail

You're gonna use VE first
A Mind Blast crit is gonna hurt
A full Mind flay is the worst
Quinnie can't fail

The raid replies
We love you so dark and sexy
Thirty-one points in a shadow tree
Killing mobs to heal me
Quinnie can't fail oh, no, no

I went to the trainer to get more goodies
Cause I don't have what we need
First I'll curse and press till it hurts
They say Quinnie can't fail

Okay, okay!
So where do you wanna go today?
Gonna go smash Kael
Take Vashj to a fish fry
Every boss is gonna die

We think you're pretty hot
A sexy shadow priest is what we got
Quinnie can't fail
Oh Yeah
Quinnie can't fail
yeah, yeah
Quinnie can't fail
Oh yeah
Quinnie can't fail
Yeah, Quinnie can't fail
Yeah, Quinnie can't fail
Quinnie can't fail

Born in Stormwind

By Female (lvl4 Orc from Fenris Server) (Originally "Born in the U.S.A. By by Bruce Springsteen)



Born down there at level one
Lookin to level, to have some fun
I saw a kobold and it smiled at me
So I, took my knife, started a stabbing spree.

Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
born in Stormwind

Before I knew it I was level two
Bought some skills found a solid crew
we leveled together, day and night
couldn't wait to learn blessing of might

Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
I, born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind

Come back home at level 10,
relive memories, visit my kin
go to church, busy as can be
oh *@!!, I have a talent tree?

Oh yeh
Oh no
no no no

Level twenty, rolls around
I take VC down to the ground
His cloak drops, that's for me

At level fourty, I'm the best
it's time to start my pally mount quest

Level sixty, I'm getting too old,
On to outland, to honor hold
I'm so close, my ears begin to ring,
Oh my god! Level seventy! Ding!

Born in Stormwind
I was born in Stormwind
Born in Stormwind
I'm finally level 70 in Stormwind
Oh yeh
oh no no no
Oh yeh

Raidin'

By Quinnie (Originally "Rollin'(Urban Assault Vehicle)", by Limp Bizkit)

Play the f*cken' game!
Kill that f*cken' boss!
Oh there it is
Quinnie, Dominikk, Coconaut, that's right y'all, Premontion
We just keep on Raidin' baby

Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you readyyyyyyy?????!!!!!!!

Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now

Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh

Now I know y'all be lovin' this loot right here
P.R.E.M.O.
Premontion is right here
People in the instance put them dots on the boss
Cuz if you don't die, then we don't wipe
See I ain't giving a f*ck
Turn off the suck
Untouchable, branded unwipeable
So keep me in this encounter
Until you kill that boss
Then I might have to play
And cuss the f*ck out
And then we'll see who's left
After one raid with Quin
Know who I'm booting next?
Just know it's not Chip and Alms
So where’s your DPS at?
Vent shut the f*ck up
And dot the boss up
While we f*ck this boss up

Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you readyyyyyyy?????!!!!!!!

Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now

Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh

Oh what, y'all thought we were wiping it up?
Check my dangerous chat
Pathetic
When I let Kasu run the raid
Focus
It's Finrell
With Neuro, Gene and Rat
Keitek waves his bow at the adds
Who approach us
These Mages and Locks
Who have poisonous AOE for bosses
Too late to get your threat unholstered
You taunted, wipe it up, and die quickly
So what?
We play and raid too much
So what?
Vent is crazy too much
Shut the f*ck the up

Now when we raid
You mutherf*ckers use your gold
Cause for the purples
We’re jackin' instances up in gryphons
It aint nothin' for progression
To unleash your consumables
This wretched blood elf Kael’thas
Up in his encounter
Kill him people!



HERE GOES A LOT MORE LYRICS, blah blah blah I got lazy



Yo, wipe it up and come on!

Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now

Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh

Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now

Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh

You wanna mess with Premonition? (Yeah)
You cant mess with Premonition (why?)
Because we raid it all (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this purple loot right here? (uh huh)
Well we're getting it all the time (what?)
So you'd better get some bigger bosses
And uh, get some better loot (d'oh!)
And if you really really really wanna get progression started
Then raiders everywhere stop being retarded
Stop Wiping Us! Stop Wiping Us!
Raiders everywhere stop being retarded!

Move in, now move out
Dots up, now dots off
Back up, back up
Tell me you're not gonna die now
Melee in, now Melee out
Dots up, now dots down
Back up, back up
Tell me you’re not gonna die now

Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
What?
Keep raidin’ raidin’ raidin’ raidin’
Uggh

That's right baby!
Premonition
Dominikk
Shockster
Katzie
Kurias
Icki
Where the f*ck you at?
F*ck this boss! x4
Progression, punk

Get This Party Started

By Huracan (Originally "Get The Party Started" by Pink)

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

Get the party started on an SSC night
Everybody's waitin' for me to arrive
Sendin' out the invites to all of my friends
We'll be clearing trashy, in the ugly snake den
I got lots of style, got my gold damage rings
I can raid for hours if you know what I mean, oh

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

Pumpin' up the aggro, bringin' on the heat
Cruisin' throught the Coilfang
We'll be lootin' the scene
My damage is so epic, I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' damage, and you'll be starin' at my ass
Pull up on my flyer, zone out of Shattrath
License plate says "Premo's #1 Superstar"

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

(finally)
Makin my connection as I enter my room
Everybody's chillin as I set up the groups
Pumpin' up the guildies with this brand new speech
Everybody's raidin' and they're raidin' for me
I'm your top raider, check the stats anytime
I be all affection everytime Kael dies

I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started
I'm loggin' on so you better get this party started

Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!
Get this party started
Get this party started
Get this groups started right now!

Loot, Glorious Loot!

By Crackerjack (Originally "Food, Glorious Food," from the play Oliver!)

Is it worth raiding for?
If we can recruit more?
All we ever do is Ka...ra!
Ev'ry night we pug priest
Or a hunter and his beast
Still we do the same old Ka....ra!
There is not a tank, not a feral bear to find,
Can we beg, can we bribe him with a badge.
But theres nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag....ine....

Loot, glorious loot!
Hot gear for my shaman!
It all looks so cool,
Except on the tauren!
Swords, daggers, and maces too
What else can we find?
Tier 4 with a pendant, Woot!
Thats whats on my mind!

Loot, Glorious loot!
We're anxious to try some.
Three epics a day!
Four, if you go buy some.

Just picture a great chest plate.
My tank is so cool!
Oh, Loot!
Wonderful Loot!
Marvelous Loot!
Glorious Loot!

Loot, Glorious Loot!
Those shoulders look handsome!
Orc, Tauren, or Troll
All tanking in tandem.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
The Bulwark of Azzinoth!
Six! Feet! High!

Loot, Glorious Loot!
Plow right through the bosses.
Just won a new belt!
Repair all the losses.
Work to a new boss or else
You will get the boot!
Oh Loot,
Once again Loot!
Fabulous Loot!
Glorious Loot.

Loot, Glorious Loot!
Don't care what the stats are!
Looks just like Tier 2!
I'm a beast in it, RAWR!
Just thinking of bigger crits,
My senses are reeling.
Can't wait for that execute!
What! A! Feeling!

Loot, Glorious Loot!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more -
Thats all that we raid for.
Why should be stuck indoors
When there is tier 4!
Oh Loot
Magical Loot
Wonderful Loot
Marvelous Loot
Fabulous Loot
Beautiful Loot

Glorious Loot!

All Of MY Cooldowns

By Crackerjack (Originally "Comfortably Numb," by Pink Floyd)

Loktar
Are there any Hordies out there?
Just /yell if you can hear me.
Is there anyone in Org?

Come on, Belf.
Let's go and hunt that stealthy Nelf.
Now it will ease your bloodthirst.
Who can kill the warrior first?

Relax.
We need everyone to pass first.
We'll rez you in ten seconds.
Show the druid where it hurts.

There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When healbot glows, we got a disease.
My attack speed fell but now you have cured it.
Now I got that feeling again.
I can't explain it, your not on vent!
Its time to dps him down now!
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.

Ok.
Let's rez and try this again.
Vent silence! Don't aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh -
That nub gets a /gkick!

Shaman, stand up!
Do you have an ankh now? Good.
Warlocks remember soulstones.
Wipe protection is a go.

There is no pain all thanks to lifebloom.
A distant pyre smokes on the horizon.
Prefare 'cause these mobs come in waves.
Your silenced! I can't hear you castin'.
When you glow run like a fleeting bird.
I saw you didn't out of the corner of my eye.
You turned to slow, then we exploded.
You better move or I'll break your finger.
The boss has grown, enraged, loot is gone.
I have now blown all of my cooldowns.

Hearth Out!

By Selesnya (Originally "Sell Out!", by Reel Big Fish)

Well I know you can't afford to repair all night
But please don't hit those two buttons, I said but it's too late
i don't remember who hit the sap, I don't remember talking crap
I guess it doesn't matter, I guess it doesn't matter anymore

Cause you've made a macro for pugs that suck
You're gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all you'll hear
They tell me it's noob, I just don't believe it

Hearth out, with me oh yeah
Hearth out with me tonight
That bubble-hearth combo is gonna make everything alright

No more red repair bills and 4 hour groups
You know I don't want that no more
And I don't know when this will end
Would rather be raiding with my friends
I guess it doesn't matter, I guess it doesn't matter anymore

Cause you've made a macro for pugs that suck
You're gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all you'll hear
They tell me it's noob, I just don't believe it

Hearth out, with me oh yeah
Hearth out with me tonight
That bubble-hearth combo is gonna make everything alright

And I don't think it'll be so bad
And i know it won't be so bad
Cause the tank said, "I'm fury/arms spec"

So I made a macro for pugs that suck
I'm gonna save a ton of money
People dying is all I'll hear
They tell me I'm a noob, I just don't believe it!

QQ Of Mages

By Huracan (Originally "Rock of Ages", by Def Leppard)


Gunter glieben glauchen globen
(German phrase translated to read:)
Everyone but me be should be nerfed

All right
We got something to say
Yeah, rather have elemental out
Yeah, then go Arcane
All right
Ow gonna set forums on fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Burn the forums to the ground
You other classes are so broke
Hunters and Warlocks, we should smoke

Rock on! Rock on!

DPS is crazy, (like) a hand grenade
No fire brigade, just Pom-Pyromania
What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
Long live our crowd control
Oh let’s go, to the forums n’ start a fight
We’re gonna tell other class they ain’t right
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this thread alight

What do you want? What do you want?
I’m mage, I want it all, yes I do
High burst damage and crowd control

QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’

We want the power, we want the glory
Just say you /need it and if you /need it
Say yeah!

Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
We’re burnin', burnin', we got the fever
I know for sure, there is a cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Lock damage nerf it, don’t fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme more damage down the road

What do you want? What do you want?
We want crowd control, You betcha
Conjured water n' cinnamon rolls

[Repeat Chorus]

QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’
QQ of Mage, QQ of Mages
Tears a rollin’ Tears a rollin’


We're gonna burn this damn page down
Down to the ground

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Prince Melchee

By Sqeeks (Originally "Prince Ali" from Disney's "Aladdin")

Make way for Prince Malchee!
Say hey! It's Prince Malchee!

Hey! Clear the trash in Karazhan
Hey you!
Let us through!
Mark the tank with a star!
Oh Come!
Be the first in your guild to loot Tier 4!

Pull away!
Here he comes!
Ignore tells! Sunders up!
Are you gonna down this guy!?

Prince Melchee! Fabulous he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
What the heck, why spell reflect?
Down to 60!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Enfeebles up, it shouldn't be long
Then come back and get him down to 30!

Prince Melchee!
Mighty is he!
Prince Melchezaar-ee
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the Mighty Horde
A hundred Tauren with swords
Who sent those toons to their lords?
Why, Prince Melchee

We've spent seventy-five gold on repairs
Purple loot drops
He's got like fifteen
When it comes to dropping infernals
Has he got a ton?
I'm telling you, son
They aren't my idea of fun!

Prince Melchee! Handsome is he, Prince Melchezaar-ee
That physique! How can I speak?
Oh no phase three!
Well, get some heals on the square
Adjust your spot and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Melchee!

He's got the loot drops by the plenty
(He's got the loot drops, let's see the loot drops)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got loot, he's got trash mobs, and bosses
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Melchee! Prince Melchee!

Prince Melchee!
Amorous he! Prince Melchezaar-ee
Heard your loot drops was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Prince Melchee!

Grandros

By Manostorgo (Originally "Mandy" by Barry Manilow)


I remember all our raids
Spamming heals with flash of light
A shadow aura up
A rogue wants blessing of might
Hearthing back Ironforge
The Night Elf doesnt know to tank

Stormwind, just another town
Happy Gnomes pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a Paladin
Who never overhealed
you made me so happy, oh Grandros

Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
I need you today, oh Grandros

I'm standing in the Caverns of Time
I rolled away when loot was mine
Caught up in a World of Warcraft raiding
The resist gear is in my bank
And nothing is rhyming, oh Grandros

Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros

Boss’s on phase three, I see the raid warning
Flying on your mount
the raid is calling, oh Grandros

Well you zoned in and healed without asking
but you hearthed away, oh Grandros
well you DI’d me and stopped me from dying
And I need you today, oh Grandros

Youbaicat

By Manostorgo (Originally "Lovecats" by The Cure)


We post like crazy trolls
We couldn't post closer than this
The way we type
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we post

We slip through the forums
While everyone sleeps
Getting smarter and funnier
And wiser and brighter
We type and post and joke all night
Let's go and
Throw all the threads we post

Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!

(Ba ba-da...da da da da da...)

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Stormwind huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Into the Deep Sea
You and me
All these weeks and no one cared
I'll show you in Winsterspring
It's a treacherous thing
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat
We missed you, missed Youbaicat!

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully funny
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to Ironforge huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the forums
And post for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

Post after post
Is the only way to chat
And always the right way round
Not smelly like feces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as smart as this

I love you ... let's go
Oh ... little gnome ...
How could we miss someone as smart
As this?


For those that don't know it this should help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0vdt7f2YRw

Tanking Queen

-By Manostorgo (Rewrite of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA)

She can tank, She can fight, tanking the time of her life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen

Raid night and the guild chat is slow
Looking out for the instance to go
Where they drop the bright loot, getting in the rep
You come in to look for a boss
Any boss could drop that pattern
Night is young and the threat’s high
With a lot of heals, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...

You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, tanking the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen

You’re a pleaser, you turn ’em around
Leave them burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another boss, any boss will do
You’re in the mood for tanking
And when you get the invite...

You are the tanking queen, young and sweet, only lvl 70
Tanking queen, feel the heat from the pyroblast
You can tank, you can fight, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch your aggro, dig in the tanking queen

Diavola went down to Goldshire

-By Hitmeplz (Rewrite of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band)

Diavola went down to Goldshire
Lookin for a soul to steal
She was low on shards
Raid time wasn’t far
She was willin’ to make a deal
When he came across this little gnome
Grindin a mob, DPSin a lot
Dia jumped up on the mailbox and said
“Gnome, lemme tell ya what”
I guess you didn’t know it,
But I’m a DPSer too
And if you care to take dare,
I’ll make a bet with you

Now you throw out pretty good numbers gnome
But give diavola her due
I got 1k gold against your soul,
That says I’m better than you.

The gnome said my name’s not important
And I’m only level 10
But I’ll take your bet
You’re gonna regret
Cuz I’m the best that’s ever been.

Gnome sharpen up your sword
And heroic strike that mob hard
Cuz hell’s broke loose in Azeroth
And Dia needs a shard
And if you win you this 1k worth of gold
But if you lose, dia shards your souuuulll.

*Key wicked fiddlin’*

Dia summoned her imp and said I’ll start this show
Fire flew from Immolate as she readied the killing blows
She immolated and then scorched that mob and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of succubi joined in and it sounded something like this:

*Queue screams of agony and searing flesh, uh, solo*

When dia finished the gnome said
Well you’re pretty good there hun,
But take a seat right over there and lemme show you how it’s done

He played:

Oh hell boy, you better run
Heroic strike is your only button
Dia’s lookin pissed that you even tried
Wastin her time, you’re about to get fried

*Frantic gnomish noises solo*

The gnome just bowed his head cuz he knew that he’d been beat
And diavola started casting curses at his feet
The gnome said one last thing as death was closing in
You tricked me you wretched %!*#!, I’m only level 10!

Running the Instance

-By Shadowbunny (Rewrite of Cake’s “Going the Distance”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03V_uMbEoc

Eagerly waiting at the instance door
Hearts pumping and thumping in time
The raid invite flashes, the call goes out
Slicing and casting they yearn for the kill

They skillfully move and work with the tank
Consumables burning fast on this raid night
Eager and determined they navigate the turns
Their teamwork is potent and raid leader stern

As they push to the final boss the tension goes down
The members get up and go out on the town
The instance is empty except for a few
Still thinking and planning as well as they can

The server has turned over and the honor points have come up
And long ago somebody left with the loot,
But they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
And thinking of beating that boss till it burns

They’re running the instance
They’re going for the kill
They’re all alone, all alone, all alone
In their time of PvE

Because they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
They’re fighting and farming and riding the course
They’re running the instance

Yeah!

Because they’re thinking and planning and reading the strats
They’re fighting and farming and riding the course
They’re running the instance
They’re going for the kill

Pour Your Aggro On Me

-by Huracan (Rewrite of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard)

Zone in ladies, walk this way
You and me ladies, hey, hey!
Love is like a bomb, girls, c'mon get it on
Lootin’ the first epic in a brand new zone
Seducin’ like a tramp, sexy video vamp
Diavola woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a heal of light
Fort me Quinnie, baby, n I’ll go all night
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah

Hey!
C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!

Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns, to my hooves yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Sexy forum women, crazy, make one man go
Tankin’ queen, Seducer and a Healer of love
Sweet dream, sexy ladies tie me up

Diavola seduce a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Quinnie is got epic moment knockin’ at my door
Sunder time, anytime, Samora be sweet
Little miss ah innocent devastate me, yeah

C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!

Pour some healing on me
Quinne, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your cooldown on me
Samora, I can’t get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my horns to my hooves yeah

[guitar solo]


Ya’ll got the peaches, I got the rage
Big bad Tauren, a sex machine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From the horns, on my head, to my hooves

Do you want horns? One gore or two?

C’mon, take a flask, mana up
Don’t you bubble, click it off!

Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Pour some healing on me
Diavola fire me up
Blow your rage on me
Samora, I can't get enough
Pour some healing on me
Quinnie, in the name of love
Unload all dps on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your aggro on me
Ooh
Pour your aggro on me
No don’t res me!

Beauty and the Beast

-By Erienne, Rewrite of Beauty and the Beast

Tail as long as broom
Pointy eared as she can be
Then Samora posts,
“Cows not just for roasts”
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
From ally to the horde
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Lovers just the same
Forumgoers are surprised
Never will get bored,
Even if he’s horde
Perfect in the other’s eyes

Tail as long as broom
Writing each other songs,
IF won’t be the same
“Huracan” she proclaims,
“You and I belong”
Hura kneels at her feet,
“Sammy, come to Org with me”

Tail as long as broom
Skin blue like lagoon,
Beauty and the Beast

Tail as long as broom
Skin blue like lagoon,
Beauty and the Beast

Gammas

-By Samora, (Rewrite of "Rag doll" By Aerosmith)

Dia, dottin’ up the bosses
Warlock, Pande’s little hottie
So fine, they’ll never leave ya
Standin on the outside of TK
Hot time, cursin cuz it’s easy
Don’t mind, comin in and teasin
Warlock, baby won’t you dot ‘em
Like you done before

We’re feelin’ like Gammas
Mmm just like Gammas
We’re rippin on a Lastcall
Like tossin out an old boy
Some babes are talkin’ real loud
Talkin’ all about the Gammas
Try and sell me on a new dream
A new version done all in pink
Speak easy on the g r a p evine
Keep shufflin’ the mantoys
We’re all busy, workin’ till we’re dizzy
Give it all ya got until your put out of your misery

Quinnie, GM up in Premo
Hot priest, bringin’ in the mana
So mean, but if you do as
She says, she’ll moan
Shadow, cute little gnome rogue
Her blades cut you before you know
Shadow, baby won’t you do it
Like you done before

Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
Getting ready for the big time
Movin in on a website
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin
We’re all busy, workin’ till we’re dizzy
Give it all ya got until your put out of your misery


Druid, Erienne is her name
Resto, but she can shake it
Tree form, Pooh’ll never leave her
For a shaman, that’s right
Sammy, tankin all the naga
Don’t mind, Sunderin’ is easy
Sammy, baby won’t you shield block, baby won’t you shield block. baby won’t you shield block
So you don’t get crushed.

Yes, we’re movin, We’re really movin
Getting’ ready for the big time
Singin on vent cuz of moonshine
Yes, we’re movin, we’re really movin

Sloe gin fizzy
Or an apple martini
Give me what you got till I go home dizzy

Gammas, livin on the forum
Hot girls, they are little cuties
So fine, they’ll never treat ya
Unkind on the public boards, man
Hot time, get it while it’s easy
Don’t mind, Manos and the mantoys
Gammas, baby they won’t do you
Like they done before

Gammas, livin on the forum
Hot girls, they are little cuties
So fine, they’ll never treat ya
Unkind on the public boards, man
Hot time, get it while it’s easy
Don’t mind, RC and the mantoys
Gammas, baby they won’t do you
Like they done before

RESPECC

-By Spodium (Rewrite of Respect, by Aretha Franklin)
(oo) What I want
(oo) Gamma O's got it.
(oo) What I need
(oo) Windrunner's got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respecc when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when I trans-fer
(just a little bit) btches (just a little bit)

I ain't gonna try to be Hur when I come.
Ain't gonna do him wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
He's got rap skills, BABAY! (oo)
But I gotta respec when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when I trans-fer(just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to give you all my prot gear
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my honor (and arena points :D)
When I trans-fer(just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When I trans-fer (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

------ instrumental break ------

Ooo, your ratio(oo)
Favors the allies (oo)
Plus one for hordies (oo)
Now that's a rally. (oo)
All I need to do (oo) for me
Is go see a trainer when I trans-fer(re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respecc, just a little bit)
When I trans-fer, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-C
D-P-S Is What I'll Be
R-E-S-P-E-C-C
Punt gomes wee-hee-hee!

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
I gotta respecc(sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
50g to respecc?!?!?! (just a little bit)
I get broke(just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
This costs too much!! (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'specc
When I trans-fer (re, re, re ,re)
KT might walk in (respecc, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respecc(just a little bit)

She Will Be Horde

-By Huracan (Rewrite of Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved")

Night elf queen of level eighteen
She had some trouble with her quest
Horde was always there to gank her
She always honored kill to someone else

I rode for miles and miles
And found out you weren’t Horde
I’ve helped so many other switchers but somehow
I’d want you Horde

I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Barrens in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to quest awhile
And she will be leveled
She will be leveled

Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I know it can feel so insecure
When your not MT’ing anymore

It’s not always human faces and Night elf eyes
It’s battlegrounds that moves WoW along, yeah
Alliance is full and the Horde’s always open
You can come anytime you want

I don’t mind missing all my raids
Questing with you in Tirisfal Glades
Look for the girl with Blood elf smile
Ask her if she wants hit SFK for awhile

Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead
Or she could be Undead

At level forty you can ride
Alone and go far
Know all of the things that makes Horde who we are
I know that goodbye means having to log
Servers back and begs me to log n’ say “Hi” every time she logs

Turn on my voice chat cause’ you’re Horde
Your voice is soooo beautiful
I don’t mind missing Quinnie’s raids
Out on in the Arathi in the pouring rain
Look for the Belf with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to hit SM for awhile

And she will be leveled

Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll
Or she could be a Troll

Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye
Please don’t leave Horde or say goodbye

Yeah

I don’t mind missing all my raids
Out in the Ungoro in the pouring rain

Hurts so much to log at night

Don't Stop the Raidin'

By Sqeeks (Originally "Don't Stop Believin'", by Journey)

Just a small town Gnome
Livin' in I-ron-forge
She took the Deeprun Tram
Goin' anywhere...

Just a city Gnome
Born and raised in South Stormwind
He took the Deeprun Tram
Goin' anywhere...

A singer in a smokey Inn
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For /smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Guildees waiting
Around the meeting stone
Their /invites sending
Out tonight
Raid night, people
Livin' just to find emoticons
Raidin', long into the night

Workin' hard to get my spear
Everybody wants some gear
Payin' anything to /roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to get stuck in blues
Oh, the raid never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Guildees waiting
Around the meeting stone
Their /invites sending
Out tonight
Raid night, people
Livin' just to find emoticons
Raidin', long into the night

[Instrumental Interlude.]

Don't stop the raidin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Raid night, people
Don't stop raidin'
Hold on
Raid night, people

You're the One That I Want

By Erienne (Originally "You're the One That I Want" from the play Grease)


Huracan:
Sammy!

Samora:
Tell me about it stud!

Huracan:
I got sunders
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm using Whirlwind
'Cause the Stormchops
you're supplyin',
they’re electrifyin'!

Samora:
You better shape up,
'cause I need a tank
and my hearth still has two,
You better shape up;
you better understand
I’m DPS, tanking’s all on you...

Huracan:
Striders left, striders left for me to do...

Both:
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one I want), o,o, oo, Sammy.
The one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o,o,oo, Hura.
The one that I want
(you are the one I want want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
In SSC...

Samora:
If you're spec’d
for protection,
you'll intervene my way,
There’s a Tainted in my direction,
Vashj dies today...

Huracan:
I better shape up,
'cause you need a tank
Samora:
I need a tank
who can keep me alive.
Huracan:
I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
Samora:
You better prove
That my respec is justified

Huracan:
Are you sure?
Both:
Yes, I'm sure Lastcall is bi...

Both:
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o, o, oo, Sammy.
The one that I want.
(you are the one I want want), o,o,oo, Hura.
The one that I want
(you are the one I want),o, o, oo
The one I need.
In SSC....


Here's the video to go with the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWaVMTlm8_8

Thrall

By Trudatt (Adapted from the opening speech in "Patton")

...Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Orcs, all this stuff you've heard about the Horde not wanting to play D in AV - wanting to zerg the AS, is a lot of horse dung. Horde, traditionally, love to fight. All real trolls love the sting of battle. When you were orclings, you all admired the champion flag carrier, the fastest runner, High Overlord Sauerfang, the toughest arena masters.

The Horde love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Horde plays to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for an undead who lost and laughed. That's why the Horde have never lost, and never will lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Horde.

Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap... Now, we have the finest spicy crawdads and arena gear, the highest crit, and the best tauren in Azeroth. You know, by god, I actually pity those poor Alliance we're goin' up against. By god, I do. We're not just gonna punt the gnomes, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to oil the saddles of our epic mounts! We're going to murder those lousy Dwarf bastards by the bushel!

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll /chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Alliance are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your flag carrier's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are camping GYs. We're not camping anything. Let the Elves do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a plainstrider.

Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back to Orgrimmar, and you may thank god for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandorc on your knee, and he asks you: 'What did you do in the Great Battle of Alterac Valley?', you won't have to say: 'Well, I sat in a cave and AFKed.'

All right, now you sons-of-draenais, you know how I feel and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

SPOD

By Spodium (Originally "Theme from Shaft", by Isaac Hayes)

Who's the black private **#!
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SPOD!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SPOD!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SPOD!
Right On!

They say this cat Spodium is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout SPOD.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his women (see Gamma O)
SPODIUM!

Gamma O!

By Shadowbunny (Originally "Mickey", by Toni Basil)

Gamma O
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Gamma O!
Gamma O!

Gamma O
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Gamma O!
Gamma O!.

Gamma O
You've been raiding all night
And that's a little long
You think you'll be all right
But you really need a song
Huracan and Manos write
So we can sing along

'Cos when we read your words
We will have to sing along
You give us all thrills
Please baby please
Don't leave Gamma all alone

Gamma O, what a pity
They don't understand
They take us by the hearts
When they write those songs by hand
Gamma O, pretty lyrics
Make us want to dance
It's guys like these Gamma!
Oh what they do Gamma, do Gamma
Don't break our hearts!

Gamma O
Now when they take our hearts
Who will ever know
Every time we post
A little more is known
I think we are the muse
And we can sing along, Oh Gamma

So c'mon and give them to us whenever you can
Any way you wanna write
We will understand
But please, please don't leave us
humming to ourselves

Gamma O! what a pity
They don't understand
They take us by the hearts
When they write those songs by hand
Gamma O, pretty lyrics
Make us want to dance
It's guys like these Gamma!
Oh what they do Gamma, do Gamma
Don't break our hearts!

Can't Get Enough of AV

By Spodium (Originally "Can't Get Enough of Your Love", by Barry White)


[spoken]
I've heard people say that
Too much honor is not good for you, AV.
Oh no
But I don't know about that
There's many times that I've fought.
I've WSG'd, AB'd, EotS'd
It doesn't seem to me like it's enough, tokens.
There's just not enough of it
There's just not enough
Oh oh, babe

[sung]
My hordies I, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh, some things I can't get used to
No matter how I try
Just like how bad I suck, the arenas.
And baby, that's no lie
Oh no, babe

Tell me, what can I buy?
What am I gonna do?
What upgrade will best help me to pwn you?
What kind of gear is this that you're givin' me?
Is it your armor scraps or a Touch of Defeat?

Girl, all I know is every time you're here
I hit the POM
Somethin' moves
I target you
Do whatcha got to do (?)

Darling, I can't get enough of AV babe
Girl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why
I can't get enough of AV babe
Oh no, babe

AV, if I could only make you see
And make you understand
That welfare epics are all I need
And more than trolls can stand
Oh well

How can I explain all the things I feel?
You've given me so much (DPS)
AV, you're so unreal
Still I keep loving you
More and more each time
Except on retard weekend
Because noobs blow my mind

I get the same old feelin' every time they're here
I feel the loss
Somethin' moves
I scream "you suck"
Do whatcha got to do (?)

Hordies, I can't get enough of AV babe
Oh no, babe

[spoken]
AV, let me take all of two secs to find you
But, thanks to dailies, it's gonna take
the rest of my life to win you

[sung]
Oh no, babe
My hordies I, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh my darling, I can't get enough of your love babe
My hordies, I can't get enough of AV babe.
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of AV babe
Oh babe

My Crafts

By Huracan (Originally "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.)


What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my lovely tailor craft (Check it out)

I drive my guildies crazy
Cause I forgo my dailies
My armor is never tattered
Cause I got sexy patterns
Spelltrike n' Of Blasting
Shadoweave n' Battlecasting
Epics I'd be shardin'
All their money they be spendin' fly
Free? don't be askin'
They say they love my crafts‘n,
7K to max proffesions
I say no, but they keep askin'
Gold I keep on takin'
And free I ain't makin'
Even if we're datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My crafts (crafts), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (crafts)
You love my epic crafts (love)
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (love),
My crafts they got you

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all them shards
All those shards inside your bank
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
Cos of my crafts (ha), my crafts, my crafts, my crafts (what).
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts (ha), my lovely chanter craft (Check it out)

I met Diavola down at Scholo
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your tailor, you can spend your money
Let's spend and money
I mix your gear wit my sexy crazy chants
Milky, milky damage charts,
Mix your gear wit my epic chants, milky, milky dpsssss.

They say my craft is sexy
The boys they wanna msg me
They always standing next to me,
Always casting next to me,
Tryin' a feel my craft, bump
Looking at my stats, bump
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, with this geared momma
So don't reset the charts boy,
You ain't that grand, boy,
I'm just tryn'a cast boy,
And use my crafts.

My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts,
My crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts, my crafts.
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
My lovely lady crafts (crafts)
In the stats and on the charts (crafts)
My dps'in' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with all them mats
All them mats you've de'ing
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make your damage scream, make your damage scream.
What you goin' do with all that cloth?
All that cloth inside your trunks
I'ma get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my crafts
What you gon' do with that epic set?
That epic set that brings hurt
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha)

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

"A Flame Thread Tonight"

By Lastcall


"Something peculiar........"

"Something familiar......."

"Something @ everyone....."

"A flame thread tonight"

"Strike @ guild....make fun of a build"

"Call them loot!@!**s and wind up on "ignore" , Oh..."

"Something peculiar "

"Something familiar "

"Something @ everyone "

"A Flame thread tonight"

"Cut someone down...try being a clown"

"You can flame someones ass, with a little panache, oh..."

"Something peculiar "

"Something familiar"

"Something @ everyone"

"A FLAME THREAD TONIGHT !!!!"

Grave Digger

By Huracan (Originally "Gold Digger", by Kanye West)



She's tanks like honey when I'm in need
Yeah she's a tanking friend indeed
Oh she's a gravedigger, if you waaaay overthreat
That dig's on me

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)

Cutie the bomb
Met her at the WR forums
She's as cute as summer dawn
Tharamis wanted her on his arm
She said I can see you mock (him)
I can tell you have charm
As far a guilds, you part of Quinnie's flock
I can tell by your charm and your sexy arms
but I'm looking for the one
have you seen him?
My psychic told me he'd dps harder then Quinnie
Diavola, Avellias, Shadowbunny and Mano's four friends
An I gotta tank hard and be bad ass again
OK get your oils and get your friends
We pulled up in Gruul's, after they zoned in
We all went to repair and then I had to pay

If you dpsing with this girl then you better be payed
You know why
It take too much threat to pass her
From what I heard she's got to be the CC buster
My ex guildy used to say she'd break it just to F#$@ with her
I don't care what none of you all say I still love her

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters

Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)

18 k threat, 18 K threat
She's got one of you kids, got you crying big boy tears
I know somebody trying to dps like he's one of the big kids
Samora's repair bill's by far bigger than his
You will see him on raid any given Sunday
Win with the highest roll but can't log off til Monday
She was suppose to buy a raid icon with your money
She went dps and forgot the icon with your money
She walking around looking like Quinnie with your money
Should of got the raid spot insured and got T4 with you money
If you ain't no nub holla, we want CC!
WE WANT CC, Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo raid she gone leave with half (the drops)
18 k threat, 18 k threat
And on his 18th death he found out aggro wasn't even his!

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Now I ain't sayin' she a grave digger (When you overthreat)
But she ain't messin' with no broke threat meters
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head

(She tanks like honey)
(She tanks like honey)
Now I ain't saying you're a gold digger you got repair needs
You don't want your armor smoked but still can't roll need
You go out to raid, but if can't pay ya'll can't lead
There's nodes to farm in the back, gotta roll up your sleeves
But while ya'll farming, watch her
She gone make epic out of that saber
She got that ambition baby look in her eyes
This week she's farming Vashj next week she's on Kael
So, stick by her side
I know this dude's balling (his eyes out) lol that's nice
And they gone keep pulling and trying
But you stay right girl
But when you tank your on and you got the sexiest ass for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta lead)
Get down girl go head
(Lemme hear that back)

Teh Warcraft!

By Spodium (Originally "Tequilla" by The Champs)

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.......Teh Warcraft!

(instrumental)
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.....Teh Warcraft!

Been Caught Ninja'in

By Manostorgo (Originally "Been Caught Stealing", by Jane's Addiction

I've been caught ninja'in;
once when I was level 35...
I enjoy ninja'in.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something,
I don't want to roll for it.

I hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!

My Night Elf, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a group.
Make sure they forget master loot.
She grabbed Razorfury Mantle
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
She don't want to roll for it.

She hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey all right! If I get away, it's mine.
Mine all mine!

We sat around Ironforge.
We sat and L-O-L'd.
We sat and L-O-L'd and
Posted it into gen chat!
And we did it just like that.
When we want something,
We don't want to roll for it.

We hearth right back to the inn.
Hearth right back to the inn.
Hey, all right! If I get away, it's mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...

Choices

By Huracan

The night had come the body rested
Meanwhile the mind to the heart protested

Why do your ventures continue to destroy that which I constantly erect and rebuild?
I mean no harm. I seek only to ensure that our life’s destiny is somehow fulfilled

Every choice that you’ve made, every instinct that you chose to follow, has lead to emptiness, left us shattered and feeling hollow.
My relentless efforts as illogical as they may appear, has brought us companionship, warmth and yes the occasional tear.

Occasional tear? Is that what you call it when you curl up go hide? Meanwhile I must put a false front while you toil with the turbulence inside.
I admit I have made poor choices in the past. Putting trust in another makes one vulnerable, but this is how we test, if what we have is strong and will last.

Madness! This, what you do over and over, what you try to attain, borders on insanity.
Call it what you will, but these acts, the need to love and be loved, are what define humanity

Have you ever pause to ask, if what you do is what is best for us all? We all suffer when you fail, the body, the mind and you; the heart most of all.
Would you rather I not pursue love and companionship? Would you have us live as though our existence has already ended? The need to find the other half of what makes us whole, is the very purpose of life only infinitely transcended.

All right go on, I’m listening defend your last choice.
You speak as though you have forgotten the warmth that was the sound of her voice.

Fair enough, she was very beautiful and at the time, she was the pinnicle of the happiness we have ever known in this life.
Even though she’s gone, could you say that in her I made a poor choice? Go ahead, I dare you to try to choke that lie through our voice.

I have thought out every possible scenario by which she could have stayed. I would have pushed this body to its limits to make the age difference go away.
She was the bright light that saw us through our darkest hour. To try and hold her when she was ready to go, would have been so wrong, akin to the act of a coward.

We would have been completely lost, completely broken, had it not been that heaven’s token.

My last choice is what eventually saved me. My last choice was an angel, and her name Jamie.

Mind-
*tears began to flow…

Heart -
I miss her so.

World of Warcraft Dropout

By Manostorgo (Originally "Beauty School Dropout" -- From the play Grease)


Your story sad to tell,
Rootcanal ne'er do well,
Most mixed up non-delinquent in the guild!
Your toenails so clear now,
But whats left of your game now?
Can't even find a group in trade channel!

Goblins: (La lalala lalala lalala...)

World of Warcraft dropout,
No end game raids for you.
World of Warcraft dropout,,
Missed your attunements and flunked PvP!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your toes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your “hose”
up!

Baby get playing (Baby get playin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the game but not on the hard drive.

If you go for PvP, you could join a arena team.
Turn on your computer and go back to Stormwind!

World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
Hanging around the corner store.
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,),
It's about time you knew the score.

Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But your toenails make you look like a hooker!

Baby don't avoid it (Don't avoid it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
You know you want to kill acid blobs

Now your mouse cord is curled, your keyboard stored, but still the
forums are cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go back toWorld of Warcraft!

RC don't avoid it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
RC you know it,
Even Dr. Phil’d say the same!

Now I've called the shot, got off the dots, I really gotta
fly!
Gotta be going to that, Tempest Keep, in the sky!

World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now
World of Warcraft dropout, (World of Warcraft dropout,)
Go back to the game now